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[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №33388
 23.07.2010
Where is this miracle?
YYY: Knows only the Kulluh
Is Google a competitor to Google?
Tagged: Oga
XXX: Whoolhu
YYYYYYYYYYYY
XXX: The Results
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
YYY: Unfortunately, KTUlhu did not give results
YYYYYYYYY - translator
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
XXX: News of Kentucky
yyy: "search at the bottom of the ocean", "I am not lucky!"
xxx to))

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №33387
 23.07.2010
Phantom
When are you sleeping?

Sancho
No, that I’m sleeping is a myth that people invented to be less afraid of me.

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №33386
 23.07.2010
Paul is
I leave at 3

Hope is
With salad? I wipe my pencil

Paul is
Ups

Hope is
I am so happy!! Mrs. Salo, am I asking you?! to

Hope is
You ate him...

Hope is
I wore it all night, I knew it.

Paul is
I will tell you how delicious it was.

Paul is
It is as if you are eating it yourself.

Hope is
I'll make you a print of inite colorful, about how sex is fun to do

Hope is
You will read directly and as if you are doing it yourself.

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №33385
 23.07.2010
I work as a call center operator.
ABB – I don’t have the internet.
Tell the modem which brand you have.
ABB - I have a laptop
I - I understand, find a box with light bulbs connected to the telephone line, on it the inscriptions should be type D-Link, Tp-Link. have found?
ABB – Yes
I am what is written on it
Windows 7 Home Basic

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №33384
 23.07.2010
You won't believe, I even cleaned up in the room!
YYY: Oh, did you move the socks from the passage to the corner?

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №33383
 23.07.2010
I will not sit in a car with you anymore.
Who taught you to ride?
by Papi...
Q: Is he a rider?
Worse than a pilot.

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №33382
 23.07.2010
Rin: Spam from the heat also goes crazy
AnotherN: Do you offer vibrators in the heart again? and :)
Rin is hm. And even worse
Rin: Andrusha >Py6JIeBbIu< Naumchev wrote
Today at 20:06
Come here!! I will only have a drop of Chanel.

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №33381
 23.07.2010
Vincent (05:45:05 22/07/2010)
<...>
We worship us.
Vincent (05:45:17 22/07/2010)
by Fuck! Not an anus but an us! O_O
Vincent (05:45:49 22/07/2010)
This is my corporate punishment XD

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №33380
 23.07.2010
prikolist=): I realized here how lohaned on the last date with Vicka))
We stand, we embrace
Tagged: more in detail
Pricelist = )
You will smell pleasant.
I: You too
She : What?
I: washing powder
I said this in full seriousness.

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №33379
 23.07.2010
Sasha Samoylova
You are scared in the area.
Especially at night.

XenoMorph
and bougie)))

XenoMorph
Well, there are such idiots there are enough (but such cases are rare)

Sasha Samoylova
You will agree now.

XenoMorph
In the sense? What did you not like?

Sasha Samoylova
in direct
What you wrote above.

XenoMorph
What did I say to you that you didn’t like?

Sasha Samoylova
Did you not understand?

XenoMorph
No is!

Sasha Samoylova
You called me a buggy.

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №33378
 22.07.2010
Caveman©: Fire without wood will not work!

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №33377
 22.07.2010
A friend says:
I came home yesterday - in the door a paper that a priori does not predict anything good. At home, the heat, the electricity were cut off. paper - a piece of form without signature, stamp, details, inscription from the top of the hand "electric power off!", and the amount of debt. I forgot to pay for six months. Sometimes it was night and morning, in the morning I went to their field, struck everyone, threatened trial, because I did not receive receipts. The urgent connection costs 1500. made the offer to the boss "you get me free of charge - I don't fuck you brain". I got it in 5 minutes ?

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №33376
 22.07.2010
XXX(16:57:27 13/07/2010)
I remember, I stuck him to confess to me that he counts)))
XXX (16:57:37 13/07/2010)
Confessed and cried.

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №33375
 22.07.2010
MOP: Where are you studying?
Tagged: feel fuck
The sho?? to
Filed to:filfaq mla

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №33374
 22.07.2010
<vpbar>
That was an obvious decision. Give different images not to individual eyes, but to individual people. We also discussed with my wife that instead of 3D in some movies it is better to do two plots, for boys and girls :)

<yul>
Especially in adult films.

<gooddy>
Girls at the end of the wedding. and )

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №33373
 22.07.2010
> Wade
There are all discussing such an original and desirable useful gift to a girl on March 8.
and gt;
> Wade
I told them how my dad gave my mom the door to the toilet on March 8. Very useful and very original. And the pleasant surprise of the mother was when her father joyfully in the morning wrapped the door in her hands with a batch.


[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №33372
 22.07.2010
My mom called a taxi at the airport:
Hello to you girl! Take a taxi from Miami to the airport.

Mike understands it. Where is the airport?

Where planes take off.

Oh sorry! It’s so hot, I don’t think of it.

[ + 77 - ] Comment quote №33371
 22.07.2010
Running with a friend to the track with a flashing light:

She says: Let’s run! Maybe we’ll get to that light! – is
I am 0_o

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №33370
 22.07.2010
23:03:18: I went in the morning to the village there, to this hut
23:03:38: ask for activated charcoal, there a good aunt caught, the tea drank me) cats I pushed her there)
23:03:43: The cat was named diesel
23:04:04: In the winter, her children sit in the car, drive, hear whisper somewhere.
23:04:18: they cut off the car, the mowing stops, they start again, again mowing
23:04:29: so it is shorter in the winter in the engine came to warm up)
23:04:43: Here is the name of the cat diesel

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №33369
 22.07.2010
Tany: Where are you?? to
[23:46:49] Alex: On the lake. to swim.
[23:46:53] Sasha: ooh
[23:46:57] Tany: ooh
[23:47:04] Alex: and
[23:47:14] Sasha: plagiarists
[23:47:31] Alex: oho (c) Sasha

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