The Investigative Office of the Ministry of Internal Affairs of the self-proclaimed Republic of Crimea opened a criminal case on the fact of the destruction in the Simferopol administration of the National Bank of Ukraine of 48 million UAH with the help of a paper crusher.
On an oral order from Kiev, using a shredder, the staff of the National Bank’s management from 5 to 7 May crushed, as subsequently calculated in the investigative bodies, 48 million hryvnia.
Zagrebelion: I am not a specialist in the economy, but if 48 million hryvnia is destroyed, then you can safely print another 48 million.
dickto: From the point of view of the economy, this will be a money transfer from Crimea to Kiev by means of a shredder.

<zud> in the cartoon "From the slopes of Kokuriko" there was one remarkable phrase that, despite its contradiction, explained a lot to me:
"Stop with the tyranny of the majority, we have democracy here"

By the way, in the Ottoman Empire, the earrings were knocked in the ear of slaves, so that they would not try to cut under the free.
It is...
What now?
Let us remember the customs of all times and peoples and apply them today.
For the ancient Greeks, for example, it was inappropriate, seeing a cute boy, to strike him a tongue, go in and go on with his affairs.
and where it is not shameful to worship, even praisefully... or roaring, to express thanks to the masters for the meal

epicfeil, it is when the Gypsies asked King Midas to golden the pen.

xxx: I still remember the physical meaning of the second derivative.
yyy: The first derivative is a buchlo purchased for the proceeds from the delivery of empty dishes after drinking. Then you went there, until the second product.

"I give a certificate"
Cergus in the ear (the road) was dragged by pirates, Cossacks (often the latter in the family) and other crab heads. Most often it is for something decent to bury-song (well and NZ for force majeure). Therefore, it is traditionally in the left ear - so that the right hand is more convenient. The tradition of the soldier to drag something valuable (and often on the skin, the hair of the shop not to love) is widespread around the world. Even the Sikhs (not to be confused with the Sit(x)am of the ZV) remained the tradition of a silver bracelet (to sing) and chalma - like a savannah (there is still a steel quite combat bracelet in mandatory items, but not to that).
And I also have a theory, everyone in the subject (phenomenon, tradition...) sees first and foremost what he wants to see (some then connect Moscow, even units immediately).

Yesterday in the Soloviev broadcast: "We will not talk about the accident in the subway, as the investigation has not yet been completed."
This conversation went on "abated by Ukraine aircraft."

21 July 2014. of Chelyabinsk. The boss removed the fan in the closet and connected the heater.

The female version looks like this:
What do you know about Lenny? I am so lazy that instead of going to one of the three shops 15-20 meters from the entrance, I cooked it myself.
(History of life)

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Check out: the store is cooked or entering?

Our programmers are so rough that instead of washing a cup of coffee, they clean it inside with leather.

Nick> I was hungry and wanted a beer on Saturday morning. A phrase that connects me with Charles Bukowski.
Stepan> You, a young man, alcoholism is related to most geniuses and fools of the 20th century.
As well as me)

"Life" is the coolest RPG where complex quests give protective rewards!
and----
Where the charm is blocked, and it is impossible to start a new game.

On the right unnamed ring "Save Save" I have been carrying since childhood. My friends look at me and ask, are you married? I answer them – no, it is "save it". From what, from marriage?

If yesterday was absent, then in the morning there would be the mood as if you took a mortgage for a 3-bedroom apartment in the center of Moscow.

If you think your code is perfect, imagine it’s someone else’s code.

[23:47] <Snake[FSB]> I’m writing this verse... You can’t tell me about the rhythm on Yaoi?
[23:47] <maxtar> retarded

I: Our door is screaming in the refrigerator!
husband, not embarrassing: do you remember the song such "the ceiling of ice, the door whispering"? This is about my refrigerator.
And he continues: "Behind the shrouded wall is darkness, we do not have a lamp in the freezer.

The boy with a pierced ear, whom the family stumbled, save! Run away from them, they are just degenerate if their son is called a fucker.

Africananich: turmeric eaten the first time yesterday today usually buy later
African: but as good and alive as yet
You will run very fast.
African: So far nothing seems to be fine
Afrikanic: I just saw that the eagles sell theirs and they take a few pieces well and I thought that everything should be fine.
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I recently went to the Planet of the Apes, in the end everyone stands up, the silence and the guy says "This is what I have on Friday at work too..."