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[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №116340
 21.07.2015
They borrowed. Burn chest socks with your husband and apartment or kill yourself if you can't solve this problem normally.

[ + 17 - ] Comment quote №116339
 21.07.2015
Ladies and gentlemen with socks.

Dispersed dirty socks will give even the most elegant interior a recognizable smell of the barracks. It is better to target the territory with something else, waste money, for example, money will not smell.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №116338
 21.07.2015
Several times on the Internet wrote about it, here and here came a complaint about "men sitting with their legs spread." It doesn’t take a lot of mind to realize: a woman complains.

And everything is very simple: although the thing is not that we have something like that there does not fit, but yet this anatomy is more convenient. To move the knees together - we need to strain the muscles located on the inner surface of the hip in the hip. Stretch it and keep it so. It is worth them to relax at least a little - the legs themselves move to the sides. You could say, “It’s just me” – but the fact that most men repeat the same posture speaks for itself.

Guy, you’re etta... throw it off: Aunt’s legs too "disappear", if you don’t strain them. And the fact that they are not sitting in the "sweepstakes" does not speak about alien anatomy, but about education.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №116337
 21.07.2015
On the subject, you understand what...
There lived a man and he had a terribly arrogant wife. He was constantly beaten, oppressed and humiliated. Whatever he did, she criticized everything and blasted what her unrighteous unrighteous husband was. And here somehow she asks her husband to hang a paddle over the door.
Why, the husband asks.
In order to be happy, the serpent responds.
My husband hanged the stove over the door. The wife comes home, knocks on the door and knocks, breaking down, beats her in the head. And to death. This is how happiness came to the man.

Everyone creates their own happiness!

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №116336
 21.07.2015
When I was a kid, I assumed that there were little humans sitting on the TV, they were talking and showing pictures.
Then I grew up. I learned a little physics. I learned to use a multimeter and a solder. I went to work in a television studio (this was so called, in practice, we collected fake Lviv TVs from the weight-cash purchased. differed from the original by the fact that the original electronic warranty was not then, and our - was :))
So here. With every leap in the profession, the confidence in humans only increased. I shared my doubts with our chief guru, who resurrected what was not to be resurrected at all.
He looked at me with wise eyes, breathed, and said nothing.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №116335
 21.07.2015
<JV> shit code will save the world
<JV> maybe we are alive only because of the fucking code
<JV> the skynet could not start, segfollt and did not kill all people
<ArtifTh_> Skynet started earlier, looked around and committed suicide

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №116334
 21.07.2015
YYY: What are you doing?
I play, I drink
In solitude means
Fuck, it’s a cider, it’s delicious.
If it were non-alcoholic, I would buy it.
So is the non-alcoholic.
Q: Is it serious? How is it called? Have you seen it somewhere?
See also: Aha Juice and apple. I saw it in Aachen.
Oh yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №116333
 21.07.2015
And yes, put yourself there. Buy an electric fumigator before arrival.
Is it in the store for adults? ?

[ + 21 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №116332
 21.07.2015
As part of the trial of the case of a 45-year-old transgender who refused to have a gender change surgery, the Supreme Court of Cassation of Italy ruled that a citizen does not have to resort to surgical intervention to officially change gender.

This is what happens? You can change the gender on documents and go to the women's dressing room, well, and if anything, then say that you are a lesbian. The Profit! =) is

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №116331
 21.07.2015
From the worse blondes driving only a blonde with a laughing chihuahua on her knees.
It came out such a bite in the morning from the neighboring garage, and the shaking shit as it pulled her under her arm, the lady pulled her foot and carefully in the gas pedal...
She so beautifully carried her car.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №116330
 21.07.2015
Ticks and mosquitoes grow mushrooms and berries in the forest as a temptation for prey.

by KONDEXIII

[ + 31 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №116329
 21.07.2015
I receive part of my wage from my wife. I found a place she won’t find: under the back cover of an old TV, inside a copper coil under all the other spare parts. Today I hear from my wife, “I was looking for salt here and found money in our old TV”... Salt... She was looking for salt... salt in the TV... Salt!

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №116328
 21.07.2015
Oh wow wow! Mom has arrived! My grandmother ran away by chasing her grandchildren.

[ + 18 - ] Comment quote №116327
 21.07.2015
Here was the seizure of power by ovulations-TP on a once-humorous resource...
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Yes, all-powerful ovules, they are like that. They raised a bunch of men-nitics who climbed here and killed the resource with their shit about one thing, about the other, about the bab, about communism.
And now other ovulations have seized power on the resource. Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh be careful. Will it still be...

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №116326
 21.07.2015
I just presented a teleport traffic jamming with a waiting time greater than a road walk.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №116325
 21.07.2015
From the signature of a forum member:
What the devil is, there is no doubt.
The question is what he wants:
Go in or go out of the world..."
- reminded the movie "Stranger"... There are both options!

[ + 18 - ] Comment quote №116324
 21.07.2015
A well-fixed girl doesn’t need your excess excitement.
by *****
Hopefully the co-workers will be able to record you well. Or a company of unsolved embals in the underground.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №116323
 21.07.2015
The world has learned to make reliable cars... the Japanese are no exception. It is time to accept it and accept it.
WOW: I did not learn, but stopped, since the car became accepted not to earn, but to borrow :-)

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №116322
 21.07.2015
The strange man:
I’m looking forward to smart socks! There is no one to play chess with.

You can play with socks. in the hiding. Find a couple. And then they win and sometimes they win.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №116321
 21.07.2015
If you tell a girl that you love computer games, you can hear her vagina clogging.
yyy: With the sound of closing the door from Doom

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