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[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №18261
 17.07.2009
[00:13:14] <semi> WiZaRd: Let’s let you have to assemble some chain. Would you probably catch her?
[00:13:32] <R> Well yes.
[00:13:42] <semi> and I surpassed everyone.
[00:13:52] <semi> I SHIEL the electric fork
[00:13:57] <semi> threads
[00:15:22] <semi> I had a microphone. There was no wire with her. So I took a piece of skin, and mourned there two broken needles with wires twisted to the ends.
[00:16:22] <O> O_o
[00:16:45] <WiZaRd> semi: Give me a new monic, eh?)
[00:17:39] <semi> WiZaRd: eээ. The scheme - gold threads, instead of pixels - buttons?
[00:18:38] <Eldar90> and will have a Monica resolution of 30 to 20 buttons and color depth of 2 buttons (there is a button and no button)

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №18260
 17.07.2009
and Nastr:
I recently put a new signal on the cruiser, an airplane with approximately 50 centimeters of dude.
It sounds almost like a heat wheel.
We stand with a friend at the store, by the courtyard passes a acquaintance on inOmark.
I decided to say hello, screaming no sense.. press "Bip".
The acquaintance stops, stands... then rolls the back, moves... opens the window and:
Now go and smell what your jokes smell.

^ ^ ^ ^

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №18259
 17.07.2009
He wants me all the time. It is pleasant on the one hand and unpleasant on the other.

[ + 78 - ] Comment quote №18258
 17.07.2009
We built communism for a long time and finally built it on file exchangers.

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №18257
 17.07.2009
There is another Russian way to drink absinthe.
Russian way - to drink absinthe with vodka?

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №18256
 17.07.2009
1st of 1st!! I have a girlfriend!! to
2nd?! to
1: I wrote to the light that she wants to meet me!!! to
2: Well... Congratulations Not the worst option...
1 is fucking!!! to
2: What is wrong?
She was wrong by the window.
Do you know what is the most offensive?
2 What?
I have already started to wash porn.

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №18255
 17.07.2009
Respect to the owner of the Niva Chevrole I met today, on the rear glass of which the sticker "V E D R O V E R" was proudly painted throughout the width;

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №18254
 17.07.2009
XXX is
Throw, I go out of the subway today, I see - a bomb in the garbage compartment is digging... well, a bomb like a bomb, a bearded, and so nothing unusual. I walk a few steps and then I start to wildly rub)) You never guess what he had on his T-shirt!
YYYY
Gee and what?
XXX is
Bounty Hunter

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №18253
 17.07.2009
They ask – as of the smart, pay – as of the fools.

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №18252
 17.07.2009
Everyone who has a grandmother, or another possibility not to go to the army, say, "Nahui this army, I forgot there?and "

And those whom they grabbed for their ass and dragged, said, “Every man must go through this.”

c) Khabarov

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №18251
 17.07.2009
He told Kora. His acquaintance in the late 1990s moved to Malaysia. Sitting somewhere at the airport with a group of our tourists, waiting for a guide. Our tourists are steep, in chains, rings, a matte wheel to the right and to the left. They are approached by an Asian, small, one-and-a-half meters with a hat and say, "Be more modest, here a man to kill 20 US dollars is worth it."

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №18250
 17.07.2009
If you type *100# on the home phone, it will show you how much money is in the house.

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №18249
 17.07.2009
WNdy+) (22:57:17 15/07/2009)
What are you interested in?

me (22:58:17 15/07/2009)
music, books, poetry, painting, masturbation, theatre, opera and of course ballets)

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №18248
 17.07.2009
I thought I had all the bad habits that I had.
WOW: It is horror!
HHH: Oh, and how to live on?
WOW: Do not worry. You will not live long...

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №18247
 17.07.2009
of Moscow. District of Cherry. Three nights. Half an hour in the courtyard. The battery is already seated. Oret isce. I hear the window open and a man's sleeping voice rings:
It’s crazy when you finally steal it.
I didn’t sleep all night of laughter.

[ + 87 - ] Comment quote №18246
 17.07.2009
The most gesture is when you look out the window in the morning, and someone on the road below painted "404 - the street is not found" O_o almost did not fall into the window

[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №18245
 17.07.2009
A resident of the United States paid a high price to buy a pack of cigarettes at a gas station in the state of New Hampshire. According to CBS, after checking his account a few hours later, he found that he owed the bank an astronomical amount.
Josh Mushinsky’s debt amounted to a 17-digit figure of $23 quadrillion. "I was a bit excited. The amount was too big. I even thought somebody bought Europe on my credit card,” the smoker said in an interview.

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №18244
 17.07.2009
xxx: well, you are diving, you are normally diving with a mask and a pipe - fish, grasses and all that can already be seen! Shipyards are all...
YYY: The grass is yes... with a pipe. Especially if the boats... excellent dives are.)

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №18243
 17.07.2009
Orie: "going out of the office with programmers" is like "going up with cockroaches", just the opposite.

[ + 63 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №18242
 17.07.2009
Once a program for downloading digital drugs has appeared, soon some inventive Dima Dibenko will write a module for her to enter virtual reality.
The depth is born.

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