Wishmaster : and I briefly teach the old man to seduce men

Goblin: Explains the meaning of the wise phrase "Dawn and bring a bottle of beer"?

of Khabarovsk. I come back late from work (about 3 p.m.). My attention is drawn by the inscription "24 hours". I decided to go in, to see what a 24-hour store of notesbooks... What was my surprise when I found the slot machines there, but the even greater surprise caused that I still bought a pen from the guard of this institution.

Oleg: Well you went, my friend too (
I will not come to your funeral.
Wyrd: And I’ll come to you ;-)

I used to think that in order to force myself to learn tails, it was enough to come to a deaf village with a laptop filled with teaching materials without taking a mouse with me.
Today I am making a dispute with my colleagues in the quaku on the tachpad.

c) Zombiracer

I am lying on the couch, swallowing my carpet on the wall.

Yes, the temperature in Moscow has already passed the value of the dollar and close to the Euro.

Yulia Budaev
You have your own language.

Zveroboy
The Russian Literary

Zveroboy
Very rare

The morning. The girl (D) and the boy (P)
Q: What do you prepare for breakfast?
I have yogurt, cheese, can I have mushrooms with milk?
A is yogurt. The creature. and Musley. Eat something!? to

zuzlan: In my courtyard from the evening there was a wolga (GAZ-24, the 70s) that was rotting to the hole.))
Zazlan: Under the glass glued with large letters "SELL"
zuzlan: This morning smiled an even larger inscription, probably left by a random passing by, on the glass "I DO NOT BELIEVE!!!" ))))

XXX: Wait for me what m*daq in skype writes)
Idiot, it is me!

Lippy: Oleg, did you know that I was filmed in porn?
No of O_O
Lippy: I didn’t know...

Have a nice cup of tea =)
I am milk.
2: With the beads
1 is like a man.

HH: This is always the case!
In the morning, with a headache, you have to run to the store.
xxxh: because yesterday seemed to be a little and drank the reserve for a hammer
XHHH: reserved specifically not to run!

X: Oh, Zhenya, when are you leaving? Are you going to have a farewell party?
ZZZZ : Oh yeah! He has every day a farewell party: "Goodbye, liver", "Goodbye, lungs", "Goodbye, kidneys".

You need a 220V water pump. For one day, pump water from the basement. Who is strong to give?
YYY: I heard that when pumping without eliminating the cause of the leak, the reverse effect begins to work. There is more water afterwards.
XXX: Yes, my keys fell there. I would get it, and so I didn't climb in it for 5 years, and another 10 would not be useful.

I asked a friend to take the book "Three Comrades" Remarque in the school library, her grandmother is a librarian and I have already left school... I call her and I say what book she took, she says: "Yes, the best with pictures, you asked for three pigs, and why did she ask you?"

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And I'm still looking at Three Darknesses.)These dudes have not even been seen in Three Films. That’s why I watched it.

NNN
ROFL (Who is watching)

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It’s interesting how vampires eat.

Talk to a fisherman:
Did you know that there are a lot of heavy metals in fish?
Well, what do you do, I give it to the metal.

the_bird : has anyone had a dog ultrasound deterrent? works?
Shakall: Yes, my dog was afraid of himself.

XX: Do you remember the movie?
About the Bremen?