I am standing at the train station, waiting for a girlfriend.
B: Milk, I can call your daughter, or we can’t meet.
Yes, of course, call the number.
B: And you just press and hold there.

<PHP proger> fucking watched the video
<PHP proger> I didn’t even get up
<PHP Proger> I don’t like dolls
<I> Lovely but beautiful
<PHP proger> that ass cute
<PHP proger> but it doesn’t hide me
<PHP proger> no joke out :(
<PHP proger> in the babe should be a highlight
<I> Fuck you don’t know her
<I> A throw it php ball
<PHP proger> OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
<PHP Proger> She’s Gone!
<PHP Proger> ALL1
<PHP Proger> Rises up!
<PHP Proger> OOO!
<PHP Proger> Rises up!! to

Where are my photos? Have you done it?)))

yyy: there was hell fucking, I sat for 5 minutes, looked, blew, my eyes fled to the floor

Xxx : (

I went into the trolleybus, I gave the conductor 20 rubles in dozens (the trip costs 15).
Q: How much do you? 1 is? 2 is?
I: (with sarcasm) Well give 2
Q: Then you have a dozen more! O_O

Translate "Castlevania" as "Castlevania" - it is strong!

I run after the bus, the driver leaves and waits, and I run by.

[1:22:49] grig: I remember hanging my turnik in the corridor was good
[1:23:00] grig: every time I passed up
[1:23:11] grig: in a month 15 times easily done
[1:23:23] grig: after two pulled his nachu from the wall (((

A friend has resigned from work and can not find a place in life (although interpretable to impossibility!) is :
In my past life I was a royal penguin.
Why is?
There are no brains, but ambitions.

I’ve never seen him, I only talked to him. meet with. in the trail. I share an impression with the employee.
Well, I’m upset that the match behaved quite family-friendly – some hints, compliments (well, thank you for that), hugging me and so on.
The employee asks:
SS: Well, what about you at all?
Zzzz: I’t give it.
SS: That’s where you should have started your conversation! I would say to him, “My hangar is not for small single-seat aircraft,” or “You won’t be able to land your landing in my wild jungles of the Amazon.”

As one farmer told me. The Kamaz-Master team wins in Paris-Dakar not because Kamaz is a cool truck but simply in the desert road like our country)))

In the hospital for the reception to the doctor neurologist a huge line, one guy tries to jump through without a line, a couple of times he was broken, but he fucking persistently stood up at the door in a low starting position, here is a voice from the line-"You hear a man, if you are going to continue to behave, it is not to the neurologist and traumatologist you will get!!!"-the phrase shortened further expectation))))

Xh: Well he writes to me and type I’m happy to calculate it, I’ll come and hit my face.
Xh: And I didn’t have a week of chat, it was evil. I tell him not to go and write him my address.
WOW : and?
Oh no, he has arrived.
by x)
They knocked each other in the mouths.
8 and then?
Xh: nuu... then we sit down and drink beer x))) so he doesn’t have a week. It was ))

In the guests of a friend – there were not enough glasses for everyone – I was given a drink in the form of a small granite glass. "Oh you are, I say, a fun" The owner begins to tell enthusiastically that they brought because of the buffer, a set of 12 pieces, non-beating glass, practical and stylish.
I: So let them all get that.
He: I can not. Only 2 remains.
I: Is it so? Distributed it?
Then he broke it down.

We come to Uzi, we are waiting for the baby.
After the words of the doctor "you will have a girl", nothing smarter came to mind than to lick "the fruit gave a crack".
You would see the eyes of the wife and the doctor.

Fess

Comments on HTC Sensation on the website 1 from Moscow stores:

xxx: please tell the camera on the front panel: 0.3 or 1.3 megapixel?
Shop response: Hi, 1.3 megapixel.

yyy:On the official website of HTC in the specifications stated that the camera on the front panel - VGA, i.e. It is 0.3 megapixels.? to
Shop response: Hello, yes 0.3

xxx: In general, you have to come to the clinic and say, "Hello, I am going to India, make me vaccinate."":)
YYY: If suddenly, I will go to do it right away.
yyy: I came like that and said "Hello, I’m sick". After the fifth doctor guessed that they were just writing "going on the fuck" with an incomprehensible handwriting

<kosta> with wazyk nothing can just "go-buy-put". It is always a quest with an unexpected disconnection, in which, as a rule, a Bulgarian figure in one way or another.

You need to lose weight.
She: Don’t even adjust, you’re not in my taste, baby.
He: You are what. I am not for myself. I am for people who are evacuated from the first floor when you go up to the second.

Few people know what such a hot summer was a thousand years ago. This is stated by nicknames of bloggers of that time, such as Nestor LetoPisec.

by ilove044

Schools in Indiana have decided not to teach children handwriting. From the upcoming school year, teaching the traditional writing method will be mandatory only until the fourth grade. The school can choose whether to continue it or not.

There are children who cannot write by hand.