Do not close the error message next time.
And I didn’t even close!
But you said you pressed on the cross.
“I pressed the cross, but I didn’t close anything!”! to

XXX is done!
WOW: What is it?
I pulled the fly sitting on the monitor with the cursor! HDD

As you know, the majority of praporters are big mothers. Our day said after a long construction: Kalinin! Are you jumping in the hole? I’m crazy about you jumping on a cock!

I go from a well-known cell phone operator. First they congratulated me on my birthday, then gave me a gift - 10 minutes within their network (5 rubles), and the next day they sent the phone of the doctor, removing alcohol intoxication.

Comments on the cartoon "Real Protein" (South Korea):

On the chariot is drawn a carrot, they call the nuts peanuts, but the protein filled the mouth with nuts with cash, and when the tree burned the nuts turned into popcorn. For me, this is an overcoming of idiotism from the very beginning of the cartoon.

and -

This will be a movie about once brave soldiers, and now - elderly retirees, who are tested a new super-active laxative.

Working title of the film - "Unstoppable" - 4.

From the news tape: "AUTOVAZ’s management will move on to its own production machines"
It is time! You see, and the domestic car industry now raise!

The moral is this: if you do not see the advantages of what you have spent a bunch of money on, just look at the rest and call it ideal.

Artemis Lebedev, we recognized you!

When the working day comes,
On the city trottoirs
Shorts, coats and shoes
People who sleep inside.

What does it mean - hasn't taken a remake of the "Arrival of the train" yet? Even as they removed - it is called - "Source code"!

It never happens that both spouses are lucky. Either he was lucky with her, or she was lucky with him.
They were both lucky when they didn’t meet.

We work so intensely at work.
arxont: That only on Tuesday noticed the 1C server turned off on Thursday.

When life is filled with meaning, there is no place for movement.

Where to start?
I was in South Korea. Stunned by cleanliness. They said that was not always so. There was a riot, mountains of garbage were rolling everywhere, cleaners didn’t have time to clean the streets. They imposed draconian fines for garbage. The president of the country with the cabinet of ministers went out to the central streets with metals and melted the trottoirs. And this has become a tradition - they regularly work as street cleaners. They are not alone, the whole country is gone. No one is forced. Behind each store a section of the sidewalk was fixed, whose cleanliness they constantly monitor. Throwing on the road a straw or paper is a big penalty, and everyone is watching for this - you will not let go. You see under your feet rubbish - you have to pick up and take it to the urn.
The director of the factory goes through the territory. I saw a piece of paper on the ground. He turned, picked up the paper, took it to the urn, and then continued his journey.
The management of the factory - the tops headed by the director - mow the floor in the shop. The cache works. No one is surprised, we are used to it.
They are clean in the country. A very clean country.

Why are you looking on both sides? This is a unilateral movement.
It’s Russia, I’d look up!! to

xxx: Driving with a friend in the car, periodically looking at the blurring screen of the video recorder. I caught myself in the thought that I am trying to find the main actors and I am waiting for the moment.

My option :

@Child (6 years old) surprised with knowledge: "That's why people invented tablets, machines invented all kinds, mobile phones invented, and children are still born through the letter?"" And what to answer?

In spite of all his stupidity and impotence, except for the isolated cases, man is a too complex creature. Our civilization has not yet reached the level of mastery of nature and has not yet learned to recreate in laboratories all the processes going in it. But we can help them a little. And then you can tell about Caesarean, about queries and caring for children born much before the deadline.

A shower cabin is especially suitable instead of a bath, when there are children and weak old people in the house, who can not wash without help.
///////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////
A to drag a weak old man into the bathroom and then take out of it much more labor-consuming,
Place a plastic chair in the shower cabin.
Wash a person in a sitting position.
By the way, traumatic baths for the elderly - hold the first place, in any "traumatology" ask.

The Doubtful:
____________________________
The Advisor:
Washing in pots in the summer, well, buy yourself a boiler.
Once give 7k and then a hot shower at the moments of switching off the GWS.

At the same time, tell us how to plug this boiler into a tiny bathroom in Brežnevka
____________________________

on 4 screws (they are always included), on the wall above the toilet or the end of the bathroom.
If you hang over the toilet, then drunk to use the toilet will be much more convenient.

<on> Thank you for the wonderful evening, may we see you again tomorrow?
<one> And what number of hot water are you switching off?
<on> 23nd
< she> and I am 23
<it> :(
<it> :(
<he> it seems we are not made for each other! Goodbye to!