Six people in the department. I and my five daughters are half a penny.
One month ago I had a birthday.
In the morning, the salads were cut, the wine was cooled, the slice was broken. He barely swallowed until I waited.
Finally lunch. We sit, eat and drink. I was given a cognac as the only man. The Beauty. And here they start singing. The most decent thing - I got drunk, I won't get home, well, and all our stage in turn led by Stas Mikhailov. Through the midst of the dawn and the fog for you, from the midst of the rainbow and the flowers of the kalina. From singing I repented type "word I don't know".
So here. On Friday, my aunt had a birthday. I am crying. They printed my words.

Nashville
Hi you don’t write? How did you stop drinking completely, or did I just need you? and ((
XXX was done
Cat, what can be done? I have missed! Maybe we’ll go somewhere like last time 😉
How long you have written to me! Probably something romantic.
The cat stopped beating the drunkard cats, married a decent kitty and now puts their kitten to sleep, and you, the stoolless slug, did not remove apparently because of the lack of time. I will easily fix it now.
His favorite kiss.
P.S At first I just wanted to send a fuck, but once a cat.
Yes, and you may not answer the message, I will ignore you. Good luck cat! =) is

Because of the lack of time, ooo haha :))))

and QQ:
I once asked my friend:
“There is often a saying, ‘All is nothing, and if not everything and not all, but only someone, then he is what?’ The Drift? The obrydle? of obryel?
He answered:
– Listen, if only someone – it is too early to use such strong words.

I am standing at the train station.
Up to...., how much?
by : 1800
The CHEL:...! A year ago it was 2000.

Sold for 2500

Rush to Fuck

I need an alarm that will cast a raise undead to the nearest body at the appointed time.

What a city, then?
— — —
What are you taught in school, twins? Take a notebook and write it 100 times:
"What is this city?"

From the hubra: discussing the aggressiveness of riding dogs.

That is, if you’re on a big car and a dog runs after you and laughs, then maybe it’s trying to say, “Hey, man, let me take you on the trailer!”?

Elka: I watched here "Noah"
GreenOctober: And how? Is the book better?

Discussions in Kazakh language:
Q: What is this song about, in short?
Vitalik09: Lived in Kazakhstan until 12 years, I remember: "nan"- bread, "cheese" - beer. There are no such words in the song, so it’s not about an urgent song.
patch: probably the standard pop text - you are so beautiful, I saw you and fell in love.. and the women's party - you are also nothing, I look at you and all wet.. well something like that.

XXX: Looking for a professional
YYY: Is that where the melody from this movie is?

I broke the ear. I understand everyone’s shit, but my mom wasn’t shit. In general, I came home with comments like "what like a pidor? Daddy, look at this dolbon, there is no way to get the grandmother into the house, he got into the fucking meat, she called the grandmother, told her about it. The sister says, "I won't leave you with the child (her son) anymore, so that the blue-collar doesn't get drunk."" I understand everyone's joking, but my dad was almost joking, he cut me off with one phrase: "It's not enough hole in my ass?"". I still have my grandmother! He says he’ll still feed me like he did before, but he doesn’t know what the blue are eating.
The ears of shit.
I’m 21 years old and I like girls.

I am in the ninth month. My husband looks at me affectionately and sings: “My wife is broad..."

This

Discussions in Kazakh language:
Q: What is this song about, in short?
Vitalik09: Lived in Kazakhstan until 12 years, I remember: "nan"- bread, "cheese" - beer. There are no such words in the song, so it’s not about an urgent song.
patch: probably the standard pop text - you are so beautiful, I saw you and fell in love.. and the women's party - you are also nothing, I look at you and all wet.. well something like that.

I said myself. Born and raised in Kazakhstan. But what they sing in the pop Kazakh songs is still a mystery for me.

Ideal people always have the letter "A" in their names.
Evgeny: I am pleased that there is a word genius in my name.
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Sergey: Let’s go...

The fire burned:
You are the best taxi driver.
I am :??? to
Koresh: Only you can, under Marilyn Manson, come to the cemetery at two o’clock at night.

Topic: 20 films we want to live from

xxx: Watched "Big fish", the actress looks like the girl I’ve been running for 3 years...the name of the post-loy.

Why do you run after a girl for three years?

zzz: She’s just standing in front of him in the gym.)

How did you get rid of me, shitty students? Remember - EAT, that is, we move in transport, and EAT, meaning we receive food. Or are you so dumb that you can’t master the fifth grade program?

What do you know about illogicity?
I go north every day to get to the station "South"

A guy with a girl. I talk about something, I pass by. The girl with loving eyes says to the guy: "I kiss when you give me compliments."

I am a vegetarian. I love people who eat meat. I enjoy cooking my husband's chickens and baked chicken, feeding cats with meat feed. I love the smell of meat, I miss its taste. If we lived in a beautiful world where animals lived in love and care, and died easily from a single injection, I would eat meat with great pleasure. After all, everyone dies, and there is nothing unnatural in death.
But we do not live in such a world. I’m sorry to watch fish in shops fighting for a swallow of air. I hate to see those who swim up, and I tremble at the thought of what is happening at the fish farms, even if the bodies are floating in front of the buyers.
Eventually, I realized that my attempts to defend my right to eat meat were directed against myself. No one takes meat. The problem is that I love meat, but I feel sorry for animals. Here everyone makes their own choice. Someone is more sorry, and someone loves more. Aggressive vegetarians attack non-vegetarians so they don’t want meat. Aggressive non-vegetarians taste scary foods so that they themselves are less sorry for the animals. Although I think that any convicted person would be delighted to eat meat, and that no one would suffer.
Less aggression against each other. No one owes anything to anyone. Just a pleasant appetite.