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[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №116300
 20.07.2015
As from my description of the plot (more precisely, the absence of one) it was understood that this is exactly what I need - this is not known either to me or to him. Enlightenment is no different.
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In 1986, a group of students (on potatoes in the collage) played guessing. I guessed famous people. Asked questions and received yes/no.
One round of the game looked like this:
A man? and yes.
The singer? and yes.
by KIKABIDZ? and correctly.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №116299
 20.07.2015
Xxx: Idiot Kycook
Yyy: Maybe he just has an alternative sense of humor?
XXX: and no brain in the alpha-pneumatic meat

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №116298
 20.07.2015
Does this concern you? You are not a parishioner, as I understand, and you do not carry money to church.
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I am not the author of the previous quote. But not a parishioner. But both direct payments of the RPC and indirect (a type of tax savings) come from my pocket. So I wear. If any religious organization lived solely on donations from parishioners, I would be more pleased.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №116297
 20.07.2015
A woman’s nipple is like a safe door. You need to know where to turn, how to turn and how much to turn.

[ + 18 - ] Comment quote №116296
 20.07.2015
Have you been expelled from the temple? Are you stuck there again? Or is it that Christ himself keeps His commandments, and the believers are left with only the right to be insulted?
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That was the synagogue :)
No one has ever been expelled from the Orthodox temple.

[ + 14 - ] Comment quote №116295
 20.07.2015
This is:

Does this concern you? You are not a parishioner, as I understand, and you do not carry money to church. Or does your grandmother buy candles on Sundays instead of giving half a penny to your beloved grandson? Sorry, it is her business.

And, by the way, you do not understand anything about the economy of the church... Parish money is exactly what the parishioners spent on the goods that the church produces, primarily the same candles.

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Have you been expelled from the temple? Are you stuck there again? Or is it that Christ himself keeps His commandments, and the believers are left with only the right to be insulted?

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №116294
 20.07.2015
My wife planted me on seeds. I thought about revenge. I put it on iris.
Iris is cleaner than seeds of infection!
I: And you thought! The art of vendetta)))
Wife: I’ll send you this package back to the village! (pause)... and then all the mosque will sweep you away!! to

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №116293
 20.07.2015
Worshippers and respected women. If you are willing to eat your husband’s brains because he hasn’t done something for you, or kids because they wear holiday socks with non-festive shoes, then you’re, sorry, no one but stupid sluggish hysterics. I am the wife and mother of three young children with all the consequences that come from everywhere. And I am wildly angry with half of their actions or inaction. But I’m not ready to argue with my little ones about a spilled soup or a broken cup, or jerk the evening with my husband because he’s thrown his socks somewhere again. Let them fall at the end! Is it so important to you?? to

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №116292
 20.07.2015
"1.5 thousand summer camps visited in the summer by emergency services staff"
I think this is the time to send a child to rest.

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №116291
 20.07.2015
Peter is such a city where the extreme mini and the 60 DEN are quite compatible with each other in the summer.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №116290
 20.07.2015
The whole problem is that as long as they are able to work - give them everything, "Where I want - there and spend".
And as a disease or a pension, it is immediately a whisper that the state, society all owe them and owe them. And all because these cowboy children have the first and most important instinct is to grasp under themselves, and the second is that they owe them everything, and they owe nothing to anyone.
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Yes, no, the whole problem is that while you work, you pay taxes, but you go to the hospital and still pay for medicine from your pocket, because without money I will treat you so that... the paragraph is full. The same with pensions. You pay these deductions for 40 years, then you retire and you still need to work, because you can only exist for retirement, and then not very much, but it will not work. At the same time, working on retirement you continue to pay retirement payments, which is double fun.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №116289
 19.07.2015
Well, if by good boys you mean crumbling crocodiles (with a rich inner world, of course), then yes.

But good is good in everything, right? And in appearance, and in the ability to communicate... A cute, sporty, fun guy, and at the same time also smart, educated, decent (good in everything, yes) will always be grown up!
by *****
+1 is
Boys who think of themselves as good are worse than the worst.

[ + 19 - ] Comment quote №116288
 19.07.2015
When you blame a husband, daughter or someone else for not cleaning up the dishes, think about whether it doesn’t look like a man or daughter poured coffee, put on the table, distracted for a minute on a phone call or there to make a sandwich, turns - and you have already poured untouched coffee and with a fierce look wash the cup? And this son’s sweater,, lies on the chair/sofa, not in the closet, because the son is going to put this sweater on and go to the universe – you don’t have to grab and wrap in the laundry, the bulldoz has grown, to whom it’s lazy to pull a thing to the laundry basket.

[ + 18 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №116287
 19.07.2015
Everything is much easier: "good guys" is such a politically correct definition for those male representatives who have nothing to praise at all. Beautiful is characterized as beautiful, smart is characterized as smart, cheerful and the soul of the company - as cheerful and the soul of the company... in general, any quality will sound in the definition. And when there are no qualities, but not to call a person any (although he is not beautiful, but not ugly, although not clever, but not a fool, etc.), the abstract is pronounced to the rescue. As good as he is, he does nothing bad. True, with a girl because of its complexes, most likely, will be jealous paranoid, considering fictitious accusations as a sign of indifference, but at the stage of dating it is poorly identified (unless you get a clinical case of a good guy, who will be brought to watch a mom or a aunt or who will build a conversation in the spirit of "I am unpopular with girls because I have an iPhone and a passport machine is not there, babies are useful creatures, I hope you are not such, oh, and you where, so out of knowing, all the babies are the same, because I have an iPhone is opened..." - but usually they are still smarter and not immediately so burned).

By the way, in fact, they are quite popular with the category of girls "only married", they just prefer to avoid these girls themselves.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №116286
 19.07.2015
It is not a question. It is very possible that this is not in the federal law. I live in St. Petersburg, accordingly, I collect in Google "RULES of use of land passenger transport (bus, tram, trolleybus) in St. Petersburg" and read paragraph 10:
* by 10. The front 12 seats in the cabin of the tram, 8 seats in the cabin of the trolleybus, 6 seats in the cabin of the bus on the left side along the course of the bus is intended for disabled persons, passengers with children, pregnant women and the elderly.
Other passengers occupying these seats shall release them for those persons.* is
Pay attention to the word "MUST" and look for the rules for your city yourself. For Moscow GUP "Mosgortrans" "Rules of use of the NPP" in paragraph 6.2.7 uses the word "Obligated".
I very much hope that "Prufet" has satisfied you, you are like a part of me too...
Always is yours. The Society.
and----

Give me a fuck and a joke. I bought a ticket and I owe nothing to anyone. Yes, and on the fence also "hui" is written, and what? The fence is fucking?
and----

No, fuck it is you, sadly.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №116285
 19.07.2015
and 15.
- Ivan, I told you that the pediatrician is up to three, and the rheumatologist is up to two, and you have to go to the rheumatologist first!
I did not say.
First she said. Second, even if you didn’t say, you know their schedule! Why did you go to the pediatrician first? You will not get a rheumatologist in place now! It no longer works!
It doesn’t matter how much she works. She would only be there when I come.

The FFSE!
The man grew up.
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Dolphin has grown.

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №116284
 19.07.2015
The child is unworking. My mother can’t stand:
“Son, put water in a cup and field flowers, please.
What a flower?
That one on the shelf.
and??? to
In the light pot.
Which sausage?
and Facepalm

[ + 25 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №116283
 19.07.2015
The fact that the letters R and P are nearby is a much bigger problem than B and Yu: I never had the girlfriend of Julie, but Olya is already tired of my questions whether she got out.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №116282
 19.07.2015
The Resolution Dispute
Who asked for examples that the RPC is a religion of thieves?
From the latter: the RPC for the money of the parishioners collects humanitarian aid for the DPR and the LPR. Another time for money! Not on their own, whom they have at least in their ass, but on the tens and half that grandmothers offer in sacrifice. They have their own production - bakeries, candlesticks, they make quas, they write icons and they make other crafts. Taxes are not paid altogether. And they call – bring us the money!
I live in the city of Sergiov Posad. The city has long been captured. Any favored land/building through the administration becomes the church’s property. I liked the building in the center of the city (former restaurant "north"). But the fall! At the building 17!!! The owners. We couldn’t deal with them and... the building burned! As usual, the wiring shortened, you know... from six sides at once... now the building goes into the property of the city, and then - the church...

[ + 26 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №116281
 19.07.2015
HHH: You have disappeared!
A total degradation! Now "niko" can not write.
Soon, they will not be able to remove the cell phone.

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