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[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №33328
 22.07.2010
> Romance and help! When sending the email comes the message: Successful Mail Delivery Report

How to help them? The wall, the jade or the trail?

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №33327
 22.07.2010
Canibaronic is
X: I think I am a great reason to get married!
Poppy... in 5 years easy...
X is OOO? You don’t even choose a bride, but you get married to me right away.
U: Well, under the shirt everyone is more or less the same...and with you at least it will be fun. I still need that...
X: Have fun with me? Do you need nothing more?
u:yes, you are funny... non-standard...) but no milling, I need a kitchen mixer and a cleaner with replacement knives at 3.14here in one person)
X:...and the second sounds somehow better than what you don’t think of me? XD is
u: well...ept...the high-frequency radiation generator based on the Fourier emitter also sounds cool...and looks nasty and for the second year I have pollen on the table)

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №33326
 22.07.2010
XHH: A friend bought Lada an express version, i.e. The Export)
Lada express option - evaluate the creativity of the collectors of AutovAZ.

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №33325
 22.07.2010
Aallaa: I saw a man today, a cardiogram and a condom fell out of his pocket! He does not give up!

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №33324
 22.07.2010
I am interested in theaters, Latin American dances, languages, international law, photography, I write poems, sports, I do vocals, and you?

I am fascinated by Lane Age 2.

The clan was taken here.

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №33323
 22.07.2010
xxx: Experience is when to replace questions "what?" "where?" "when?" "how?" and "why?" comes one single question - "the fucking??!and "

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №33322
 22.07.2010
Filka: The most popular phrase of the lost in any campaign: "Let’s cut it down here?and "

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №33321
 22.07.2010
Evgeny :
In the coming hours in Moscow will be rainy rains, also possible thunderstorms and grasshoppers, - in Hydrometeoburo.

by Alexander Lindemann:
I went for a walk with the girl. =) is

Evgeny :
Walk around the house :)
Everything will be clear :)

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №33320
 21.07.2010
We were released at 2 p.m. due to the heat. This is so simple for your information. I am jealous :D
the pyardas
and thanks. I feel a little better :D

[ + 76 - ] Comment quote №33319
 21.07.2010
xxx: I sit, I drink beer OeTTINGER, written beer No. 1 in Germany
xxx: and on the back of the label is written Manufacturer: Moscow
yyy: ah, shake Munich, a man enters the bar
YYY: Takes a cup of Oettinger, asks the bartender, for we are flying, a leftist?
Yyy: and the bartender to him: you offend, mythic, only brought
XXX is lol

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №33318
 21.07.2010
My friend: I have to! I have registered in JJ! It remains to be understood – why?

[ + 70 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №33317
 21.07.2010
We were protected! with a condom and it ended up not in me!
Wow... interrupted sexual intercourse in a condom is probably offensive :D

[ + 81 - ] Comment quote №33316
 21.07.2010
YYY: Do you know how many degrees of freedom a solid body has in three-dimensional space?
XXX is...
xxx: six
YYY: How did you know?
xxx: I had Pidoras physics led... in order to remain natural I had to learn

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №33315
 21.07.2010
Lightbit: Just a herd of bison runs at the speed of the slowest bison, and we all went swimming together, including my grandmother.
Shizuka Ryuu: and what about grandmother after inclusion?

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №33314
 21.07.2010
Chee: I’m not a racist, but I don’t watch black porn.

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №33313
 21.07.2010
Go to Google: Audi R8. We just did this on the light.
Tagged with "Bogdan"
He had to go to the other side...

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №33312
 21.07.2010
The wife tortured, bought a cat, and now says that he rarely goes to the toilet, probably sick, asks the veterinarian to bring.
Call the ADHD.
XX: He’s like a designer, not a veterinarian... I’m afraid of him.
UUU: I flew to Turkey last year, left the keys of the house to Hell to burn flowers and feed the cat. Until now, my grey cat can’t break out of horror.

[ + 69 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №33311
 21.07.2010
John – Lenin
You have a black name, right? Well yes. Call my son a coat! Pick up, in school: "Black Coat, to the board!"

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №33310
 21.07.2010

Ane4kA: I’ll go buy kefir
Make sure it is not open.
I bought it half open and half drunk.
Ane4kA: Oh! what did you feel about weight that it was half easier???? ))))))))
I thought I was getting stronger.

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №33309
 21.07.2010
From the chat dogs:
Remember, we’ll have a whirlwind tomorrow?
Wow: Yes, I remember, but I’m afraid it’ll look like a rape.
In love, only in the garden.
Will my daughter talk to me after that?
Oh yeah, if I didn’t talk before, then after the clutches it won’t be.

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