I read stories about weddings and remembered a nice situation. I was invited to the wedding by the bridegroom. The bridegroom recently returned from the army, the bride was waiting, meaning rings, pigeons and a bunch of guests. Kits, Kits, and everything is calm. We come to the cafe. The first toast from the parents. The bride’s father arises: “Dear Olya and Kostiya! We congratulate you on this wonderful day.” The guests were silent, looking in shock. My wife’s name is Roma. The father realized that he was a little loathing, trying to fix the situation: “Oh, Roma! Just the bone we’ve seen more often.” Tamada “Horko” shouted, as if it had removed the situation. But, as they say, the sink remains...

The boss told me now.

I went out to nature on the weekend. There was also a walk on a boat. So, they dropped 1 veil and lost it from sight. They wandered around this place, did not find it and they were visited by a "genial idea"!



In order to find out where the windshield went, it was decided to throw 2 and see where it would float. After 2 minutes of swimming, the 2 wheel was apparently followed by 1. That is to the bottom. After chewing the barley, standing in the middle of the lake without fun, it was decided that the idea was not so brilliant.

I read about psychological tests and remembered how one of my acquaintances (we take children to one music school) told me about the tests in the first class.

She has a child wunderkind, not developed by years. Six years and you talk. And not by itself becomes - an adult, and a strange adult, with a strange worldview. At the same time, the mother is the most ordinary, dad too, genes may have played a role, their grandfather had some professor of some of the sciences there, but the little one did not find him.

His mother told him how they passed a psychological test in the first class. Here I tried to literally write, but recently it was and my husband recounted at home.



They showed a simple picture of a man with a huge hose under a umbrella. It rains, and it waters such a large flower - the type of sunflower and a stream from the hose is drawn so wide, hitting the flower, not the stems.

Ask a Psychologist

Is everything right in this picture?

The little answered.

Not everything. First, if a person watered a flower from a hose with such a pressure of water, the flower would scatter the ground, and it stands straight and without damage. Secondly, it seems to be a fire hose and with such pressure, a person would not hold it in his hands.

The rest is right?

Yes Yes

Is it right that a man waters a flower in the rain?

It is his right, he may have his opinions about it.

For example?

- For example - these lines are not rain at all, but the umbrella he holds from the sun.

Let’s assume that these lines are all rain. And painted a real man, the artist painted from nature as he could.

"Well, let's say, but if you water the flowers from a fire tube and they don't smell on the ground, then this person just washes a flower made of iron or stone, so it stands straight. And if he holds the hose itself with such pressure – it’s very strong or there are still people behind who the artist just didn’t paint.

Well, what about the fact that a man waters a flower in the rain?

The rain does not wash the dirt from the stone flower, but only pops it out, and the dirt is washed out of all the cracks with water under pressure.

"Well, but suppose - the flower is still real, the pressure is not as strong as drawn, just an ordinary person waters a living flower under the rain, is it right?

It is his right.

Okay, but would you do that?

I am not doing gardening.

If I did, would I do it?

and no.

Why Why?

I would spend time reading a book or watching a good movie, and I would have to waste time talking about washing stone flowers.

-You still wasted time on empty, as you think conversations, to answer simply the question - whether it is right to water live flowers from a regular hose when it rains.

I said that I didn’t study horticulture, I wasn’t interested and therefore I can’t say it right or not. If this person is a specialist then he is more visible.



And all this was seriously said by a small six-year-old boy.

The mother was accustomed to the bizarre things of her child, so she perceived everything calmly, and the psychologist was just in shock.



She asked about the second picture, where two boys are drawn, each pulling a toy.

Are these kids doing well? Are they good kids they argue about toys?

What I received questions

Do you know where the dispute started? Whose toys? Who gave them the toy, and is it a fight, or just such a game? What are the rules of this toy? Good children or bad ones cannot be determined by the picture, you need to talk to them.



No more questions the psychologist asked, only said that it was the first time she had such a case, and she does not know how to treat it, but that the boy is unusual is a fact. Developed, but does not see the overall picture, but concentrates on details, rushes into unnecessary details, unusual perception. He reasoned logically and correctly.

xxx: The authorities of Gelendzhik for the safety of vacationers restricted the movement of cyclists on the city's shore in the evening and at night.

yyy: Iron logic: pedestrians walk like a bike path and do not watch their children, so you need to ban cyclists from riding on this bike path.

zzz: Country of strict residence and rest.

In the collection of admins:
Under the cold whisper of the stars we ping the dead host.

Elizabeth: but in two years I got 16 GB in my iPhone little.
Do you have memory management? Not cleaning at all?
I cleaned two guilds.
Elizabeth: I have there, by the idea, the photos are all fat.
Yes, the picture, it is understandable.
Ilya: If each on 5 MP, then each takes up to 4.76 MB, then in 1 GB is placed at least 214 pieces, and in 16 - 3,435
If you don’t take into account the compression, jpg is good.
Ilya: As you know, the amount of the photo still depends on its content)
Elizabeth : Oh yeah!
Do you mean I’m fat?! to

Ubisoft is impressed by the success of Pokémon GO and is working on its AR game"

Assassin’s Go? Division Go? Watching the Go?
zzz: You can now climb roofs/skyscrapers/electricity lines.
jjj: and jump from there into a virtual chariot with seam.

I changed my driver’s license 10 years ago.

And at the committee at the psychic, the doctor asked the man in front of the line.

How is a duck different from an airplane?

He answered...

Number of landing places. ! to ! to

The grandmother thought for a second and immediately placed the stamp in his certificate)))

For 5 years my parents had to leave me alone at home, usually it was only a few hours in the day. But since there was still a small apartment tried to secure. This consisted of blocking the gas and turning off the rotor on the counter. I will watch the TV and it will burn.

Everything would be great, alone in the apartment of any child's dream, but here is the problem, favorite cartoons showed just at this time. Immersed in the first day, remembering everything I was told about where the fingers should not be wrapped and where little things to do did nothing to try, and found a lovable switch. So it only took two days to learn to turn it all on and then turn it off again. Happiness lasted for about a month, until my mom came back from work earlier and saw me watching TV. I didn’t even cheat, I just tried to guess.

Great people always insinuate that you can become great. The little man will always insinuate to you that you are nothing but a little thing.

Seed for 3 years. He is interested in all kinds of firefighters, police cars and other tractors. When he sees it on the street, he must comment.
The wife said:
I stand with Semen at a pedestrian crossing. A wave of sirens is spread and a cortex passes by – two police cars, and between them a member car of Shantsev (the governor of our Nizhny Novgorod).
Semen commented enthusiastically: Oh! The police cars! Criminals are running!
The baby’s mouth)

Bear service is when roads, education and medical services are required, and nanotechnology, EGE and national projects are offered.

I’m at work today and I don’t bother anyone. Customers come with various small requests, but, to get an excerpt and so on.

But one guy struck me. A citizen born in 1996 wanted to open a contribution on his name, but his name is Alexander-Yaroslav Viktorovich Zhukov-Andrei.

I was a little dumb, dependent. The guy, seeing my stretched cheek, joyfully added that the parents could not agree on how to name the son, and decided to give a double name. My grandmother added her name.

My brother has lived in Thailand for three years. His wife gave birth there. It turned out that at Caesarean there is one dop. the option. Elimination of appendix. Thus e. They cut and cut out the extra portion. You only need to put one additional box in the contract.

At my first medical commission on rights, the narcologist asked me to show my hands. I didn’t know I needed to show the veins on my arms and showed clean hands. From two sides. He looked at me, breathed and placed the stamp.

Dionysia: You can’t expect bad from everything, you have to look at all situations from an optimistic point of view. The glass is half full.
Well, there are different nuances here.
If you force an optimist to drink half a glass of urine, will his glass be half full, or will he suddenly be half empty?

XXX: Without training? Yes, everybody in life can control the cutting machine on the tangage and emergency landing on the automobile rotation. every day. And the vertical classy - the glory of modern engines and straight hands.
Yyy: Without learning, it is a lie of course. At least 2 weeks of courses should be.
Zzzz: Any idiot can take off. Training for landing.
WWW: Any fool can land. You have to train to land alive and whole.

XXX: "Remember the movie Prometheus and the automatic operating block there? So the future has almost arrived (May 4 still :) - Successfully completed testing of the STAR robot..."
XXX: If I am wrapped up on a motorcycle at an advanced age, make sure that a robot performs the operation
YYY: If you are upset in Russia, I will track you to be struck by the best expert, and a sober pop sing.

by Damilo GLK:
The child installed a virtual machine with Android on the PC, installed on it Pokémon Go, wrote or downloaded a script emulating a chaotic change in geolocation, and a script which when vibration (location of Pokémon) emulates a button.

400 have already been collected.

From the review about Mallorca: Not only do they drink from morning to evening, but they also whip, sing, break into the rooms (especially at night), they are constantly sick in different places of the hotel, and even from the balcony.

People in Mallorca can rest!