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[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №33308
 21.07.2010
from Warcraft TFT
XXX is
If you do not have an external IP, then only your provider will help you do this, and then only for a separate fee.

YYYY
Where to make a provider?

ZZZ
I am a tomato.

XXX is
ahahahah" and where to do the provider!"
Oh my God, I don’t know.
The provider is the organization that connected you to the Internet.

TTT
Solidarity with ZZZ

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №33307
 21.07.2010
Machinko: I used to just add a contact in aska, and recently learned that it can still be renamed! Soon it became interesting to communicate.
I mean yes ?

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №33306
 21.07.2010
Q: And what, in "Volga" there is no longer a pioneer camp?

YYY: First Gorbachev announced the Restructuring... then Yeltsin, Chubais, 500 days, the shooting of the White House, I had a son, vouchers, Zadornov in the New Year on a telecast, the crash of the aircraft, denomination, I divorced, I am tired, I am leaving, Putin, Putin, Medvedev, painted a member on the bridge in Peter... and he: What, in Volga, there is no more camp? Terminator is the governor of California and Eddie Murphy is the president of the United States.

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №33305
 21.07.2010
I have at my disposal: a small child (sleeping), a large child (living separately and coming to wash), a husband (in a business trip).

Phone calls in the morning.
M as a matter
I am the norm, one sleeps, the other washes, then we talk, I am tired at night.

I have a tough conversation with my husband.)

[ + 64 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №33304
 21.07.2010
I came to my friend last night, the little boy has 2 months.

His wife is screaming,

Sit down with the child and clean up.

He knew that his son would be a tough man. T.k The father knows nothing about the cribs, he sang a couple of songs from Arias to his son - he fell asleep after a couple of minutes.

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №33303
 21.07.2010
From the forum:
Masha

I am 16 years old and I have a few questions.
If I put my finger into the vagina until the end, but there was no pain and blood... it could mean that I am still a virgin?
Is anal sex safe and what is needed to get pleasure from it?
My boyfriend wants what I would do to him, and wants to end up on my chest, what should I do next?
How to bring a guy to ecstasy without sex?
Fuck thank you for the answer!

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №33302
 21.07.2010
X: Do you have a straw at home?
YYY: There is, and what?
XXX: Give yourself on your head!

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №33301
 21.07.2010
I pass by the entrance, where a mommy with a child in a wheelchair is trying to enter, next to the bench is a man sitting under the closet.
What is the child’s name?
by Marina
Boy or girl?

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №33300
 21.07.2010
You are thinking too abstractly now, jumping from one thought to a stupid one.
xxx: to the other
XXX: Even though it is...

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №33299
 21.07.2010
Announcement of the sale of the car:
xxx: the car only travelled from the garage to the country and back (further photo)
yyy: judging by the state of the country is 1000km through the forest and mountains, and a garage without walls and roofs )))

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №33298
 21.07.2010
from ZH:

anamaliya: Well, I was generally confident for a long time that my machine was called Peugeot Airbag. It is written on the wheel.

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №33297
 21.07.2010
Xxx and Super Clay bought?
YYY did not buy.
Buying xxx
Can you buy an apple?
kilogram of 2
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
I can have 3 ;)
Shall we stick the yogurt bushes?

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №33296
 21.07.2010
xxx: I accidentally saw the item tag set - an invisible marker + UV lighting to see what was written. Now I have invisible beauty on my forehead "I am Alexey."
XXX: Buyed, it is called, on his head.

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №33295
 21.07.2010
1: I’m looking for a copywriter, a telepath, a shaman who will write me a manual on the server that I’ve configured myself, but I’m not sure how it works.
PM 2: If you find it, let me know. I need such a guy too!

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №33294
 21.07.2010
In Side :
The phrase from a nightmare - Microsoft Linux 98

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №33293
 21.07.2010
xxx: Scuco, I feel like I am turning into a vampire. I try to go out on the street only at night. If I had to go out in the daytime, I crawl through any dark corners, and I run through the sunny areas, covering my face from shadow to shadow. Yes, I’m already looking at people with only one thought: how much cold water can they have in their bag?

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №33292
 21.07.2010
XX: Guess I’m doing it to refresh?
Yyy: I am afraid.)
XXX: It has nothing to do with water.
YYY: And how then?
XXX: I put my head in the closet.
xxx: Outside the window +37, in the apartment +35, in the closet.. +29! )
yyy:... :'D

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №33291
 21.07.2010
Discussion of the forum. Subject: "And who can remove the donkey nest?"

Alex-Pilot: In the country, in the house. It’s a bit scary :shock:

San1989: Smoke the bees!When they run behind the hood, run behind them!

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №33290
 21.07.2010
Well, you can sometimes talk to him norm., but it is worth telling him that he is a lamb, as offenses and insults begin immediately.

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №33289
 21.07.2010
The corporate walk. Day of the Company. marked well, but not enough. The management has deliberately moved away. The rest went to clubs. 5 hours in the morning. Call to the Director General from an employee of Sasha.
But where did I get?
Sasha, you got...

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