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[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №84463
 21.07.2013
and AIB:
- What do you think, Anon, these problems with Navalny's heart started because of all these stories in court, or is it some kind of congenital disease? Wouldn’t it be because of the court’s decision?
“We have Gorchok dead here, and you with your Navalny.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №84462
 21.07.2013
Please post here the lyrics of songs "King and Jokes"
Otherwise I will laugh at you. The resource is entertaining, not compassionate.
who wants to sneeze - sneeze on mayl.ru - they always have someone bad

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №84461
 21.07.2013
by A-ha ha! How sexual preferences change with age: in the second episode of Star Wars: Attack of the Clones, not the beautiful blue eyes of young Anakin Skywalker are now liked, but the chic beard of Obi-Wan. Probably in twenty years I will notice how erotic Darth Vader breathes.

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №84460
 21.07.2013
A small burn.
In the village, he pulled the dog off the chain and walked like a walk.Then he went into the house, and he tied the dog near the house.BUT WHAT!This miracle came to mind to tie the dog to the ROPA!THE ROPA FUCK!He came out of the house neither the dog nor the shoulder!The whole family was chasing the village for an hour for the dog with the shoulder)

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №84459
 21.07.2013
Yesterday, a German acquaintance, who studied in Moscow during the Soviet era, told how he was forced to read Das Kapital in Russian at the institute!

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №84458
 21.07.2013
About the status

"I am looking for a man"

Diogenes rule

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №84457
 21.07.2013
When I met my ex-girlfriend, I often heard her say almost proudly, “I don’t know why everybody hates me.” After a year of relationship, I hated her and we broke up, but I still can’t understand – why? Subconsciously I understand - shit, but I cannot clearly formulate the reasons.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №84456
 21.07.2013
From the conversation of two colleagues:
“Vlad, if you get a promotion and become my boss, I will call you exclusively VLADYKA!

[ + 32 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №84455
 21.07.2013
The Dean is burning:
Being a student, he also fell into the period of renaming the department, first it was ATS - automation, telecommunications and communications, and then it was renamed to the operation of communications - ESS. Sometimes it was funny to see the reaction of people who got the answer to the question – who are you guys? We are the Mother of the Assassins!

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №84454
 21.07.2013
Here is another fact from history - before the first submarine launch, it was worked out many times and the coordinates of the base in Norway stood in order to indicate the goal. And when they were going to shoot seriously, the combat on the field, at the last moment observing from the designers of the mine, noticed that the coordinates forgot to change.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №84453
 21.07.2013
Explain to me why the download list of the "opera" porn remains, and Shostakovich's concerts disappear?

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №84452
 21.07.2013
The Roman
Mothers taught him.
by 15:44:51

Daria is
"Bliat" and "Pistets"?
by 15:47:09

The Roman
The difference is explained so.
by 15:47:47
Tipo came on a date with a girl, both agree to sex, but she has monthly
This fucking

The Roman
And if he came on a date, and she says she’s pregnant
by 15:48:50
This is fucking)

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №84451
 21.07.2013
The effects of apples are for men.

Adam is
PS First

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №84450
 21.07.2013
XXX: How are you different?
In general, it is not bad for the army.
Q: How do you write?
ууу: I write with comp, from our headquarters... "Sysadmin he and in the army Sysadmin" =)
Computers, my friend, are broken everywhere.

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №84449
 21.07.2013
Publicity :
Girls waiting for a guy from the army
Going to Paradise

Commentary :
Are the others still alive?

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №84448
 21.07.2013
And the rabbit can scare to death if it jumps out at the right time in the right place.

[ + 57 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №84447
 21.07.2013
Who is Ho...
My good friend in the mid-1960s was a witness to such an episode.
The case was in those times when films with recordings of songs of Vladimir Vysotsky went on hand, but few had an idea about his appearance.
And then in the train, my friend saw one of the passengers with a rough appearance picked up a guitar from the third shelf and suddenly sang one military song, then another. A few minutes later, passengers gathered around the perpetrator. received very warm. One of the spectators shouted:
This is a high song!
The performer seemed to have been waiting for that. What he said in response caused everyone to stir up:
I am the same high-rise man!
People joyfully gave him food, asked to sing joking songs.
But the biggest surprise awaited everyone later.
Let me go to that high! I asked someone from the crowd.
The new character under the disapproving replicas of passengers took the guitar in his hands and easily performed the "Scalade", cleverly blinking to the girl, fascinated by what was happening from the second shelf. Then the guest returned the guitar to the suddenly pale owner, got the passport from the loaded pocket of the shirt and, uncovering it before the newly coated "barde", asked in the silence that arose:
If you are high, then who am I?! to
After this phrase, the guy went out of the car like the wind.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №84446
 21.07.2013
Porn is like that. After watching her, the girls are released from complexes, and the guys acquire.

[ + 49 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №84445
 21.07.2013
What a day, right?

I went to cinema. I lost the keys of my apartment. Must go home. Reserve keys from a neighbor and parents. My neighbor is on vacation. The parents remain. I go through the whole city to them. Three hours of night. I call the cellphone, they don’t open. The weekend. Probably in Dacia. I get the phone and call my brother. The battery died. I do not remember the number. My brother comes in the morning. If you come, I have to go to Dacia. The bus does not go until 11 in the morning. 15 km walk to Dacia. 5 hours in the morning. I am in place. Parents are not there. I jump through the fence. is tired. I sleep until 11 in the morning on the terrace sofa. I hate mosquitoes. It is cold. I go to my parents. I call the homephone. The brother opens. He just came. Parents are not at home. I recently went to Dacia. The key to my apartment is in their link...I think it can’t continue...

[ + 39 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №84444
 21.07.2013
of Kazakhstan.
A teacher named Shinar from the city of Shymkent explained to the children the Zhi-shi rule for two lessons.

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