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(from the real life)

The neighbor told me. A few years ago it was the case.
He wakes up in the middle of the night and hears a childlike voice.
some some. Well he stands up, enters the nursery, looks at his son’s bed,
He was then nine years old, empty, and in the corner of the bed a piece of blanket and
There is a whisper from below:
The dead, the dead, the dead.
A few seconds of silence, and again:
The dead, the dead, the dead.
He runs to the bed, pulls off the blanket, and sees his son sitting,
He smiles and whispers, and hears in his ears. The father takes the child in horror.
He puts his head in his ears and says:
“We are robbers, robbers, robbers.
Pif-paff, and you are the dead, the dead, the dead!
Pif-Paf, and you are the dead, the dead, the dead!”

Self-confident student to his colleague:
In a few years, people will talk when they look at our building.
The student Ivanov studied here.
Voice from the educational part:
If you don’t pass the exams, people will say that next time.
The week!

Olya
A child 3 years old on a new car on a Ford on each door with a nail nail painted the whole family *ROFL*

XXX is so... big.
WOW: WOW...
That is... cold.
by mmm...
That is... pleasant.
WOW... WOW...
The unfreezed chicken you must have pulled out of the freezer before you go to work!! to

XXX There is Justice!
YYY :?? to
xxx: The prostitute snatched my nokia, but when she rolled out her iPhone, and the door clamps on me! ))))
YYY: ROFL

Go to 4?
I can't wait until half four.
How do you say ?

I want Pilo 5 to be filmed on Home 2. and documentary.

But I realized the full multi-facetedness of my imagination only when I woke up and remembered that I had just discussed in a dream with Andrei Makarevich the problem that youth today does not read the books of Strugacki. O_0

They say I don’t understand women in technology. But why should a woman without a higher education explain by phone to a man with a higher technical education within 25 minutes, which button to press and where to turn so that the washing machine opens the door?

I read the abyss every day. I have not ripped for a long time. stupid in the machine. Time to speed up)

The explanatory note.
On March 23, 2009, I was 23 minutes late to work because of the fact that after a sleepy night I was getting to work on the subway. As I fell asleep, I saw the "Microsoft" corporation collapse. I could not see.

XXX is
You have given me less attention. Do you have a woman?
YYYY
I had a director at work.

I follow the rules and miss the pedestrians. Per the pedestrians also have something to think about.
Yesterday I went through the center of the metropolis, 8 traffic lanes (in fact, six cars are parked in the far right), there are pedestrian crossings. People walk across the width of the road, in accordance with all the rules. Before "passes" it doesn’t reach – it just walks.
In another place, under the wheels on the unregulated crossing jumped girls aged 14-16. At 50 meters forward and back there are adjustable transitions, behind me through 3-5 cars no one. Walk 50 meters, wait 10-15 seconds? The fucking! It is better to risk your life and provoke an accident.
I go tonight. The rain is a wall of water, the river is not visible. In the light of the lanterns appears a silhouette: some idiot is walking in the middle of the road. If there are sidewalks on both sides. The same situation: they are on the right lane. Not on the side, not on the edge of the road, but in the middle of the lane. Next: the same rains, in the middle of the bridge before the nose appear running bodies. The speed allowed me to fully set up in front of them at a sufficient distance. Others could not allow it. Before the bridge transit, after the post transit. Running through the middle of the bridge? And one (as it doesn’t cynically sound) was rushing – lying in the middle of the road.

Kenny
They say that in 2012...
And I was waiting for the end of the world in 2007... often... it happened – you sit on the balcony, with a cocktail, you look at the sunset... and you wait for it... and you wait.
He is not and is not...
It is sad (

<chh>: Will you be with me until old age?
Q&A: Until death separates us?
<Romantik> has changed its name to <NekRomantik>.
Tick > and even death will not separate us

So what? I also started my career once with the strawberries!
One time not a car.

We drove along the track to nature, saw the name of the village "New Village"... long awaited to see "New Village1" "New Village2"...

Mom teaches.. yeah... to attract the opposite sex, ge))
A woman must be able to show up! Men chew on...
The subjects! Insert the system.

c) psycho

XXX: I am treating my wife with oxide. I went for a walk in the park in the evening, and I decided to think about how strong I am - let's, I say, I will ride you on the lambs. He raised her on the back and walked away in a hurry. But this seemed to me little and to enhance the effect of my crudity, I still started to run. Well, it was necessary for her to lick - "We sell for the trip".