XXX: The Bubble
XXX: The
xxx is not there
YYY: O_O
Whom did you write this word???? 7

While the note is rebooted, I decided to drink the tea.
I hear a characteristic melody from the kitchen - restarted
Cut the butterflies, I hear it again
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
I sat down, drank half a cup, suddenly the same sound again.
Tagged with: fuck fuck

Give a guy who posts the content of Santa Barbara in presidents! At least he keeps his word.

Talk to my invisible.
Do you know how I remembered my PIN code?
– to?
I was 27 years old and will be 63.
I wondered why a man and a woman lived on the same planet.

I work in Ukrtelekom. I go today to the nearest pharmacy to work, and the pharmacist just makes an order for medicines, outraged: "Let you bring at least something! All the heart, reassuring and sleeping medicines the Ukrtelekomovs took out! Once a week, we have the nearest pharmacy. I turn, I leave.

P.S Updated the summary.

[11:27:30] Sergey: do you have sources of the site?
[11:28:06] Sergey: The thing is that it is so hard to rule. I can edit one page, and then you will have to adjust everything to the reality of the site
[11:28:46] Maxim: OK
[11:28:55] Maxim: I will customize the code, the main thing is to understand the design
[11:29:01] Maxim: * I am going to go)

Rin: I can’t, I don’t want to, I’m not alive, raise me up forever
Undead: C Good Morning Can you clean cats from the hermetic?
Rin: drop back O_o

I bought cake yesterday.

I: There are cabbage cakes.
Q: Yes, I will warm up.
I: Don’t have to heat up, we have a microwave in the office, let’s do that.
Q: Then there are no cabbage cakes
I = = o

I agreed to sell.

The glass is technically always full. Half of it is filled with fluid or half with air.

After a cyst in sight and birth before students, it is difficult to remain a closed person without humor. Or to a psychic, or to a psychic.

When I was a child, my mother told me, “Don’t eat sweets before lunch – you’ll lose your appetite.”
I grew up and now eat sweets at work all day in the hope, finally, to break that foolish appetite.

The xxx:
have fun.
The Micronecta scholtzi water bugs, which live in Europe’s reservoirs, produce extremely loud sounds up to 99.2 dB, which is comparable to the noise of a passing train. These bugs are record holders in the animal world in the ratio of volume and body size.
It is also notable how these sounds are issued - this is what a male does to attract a female, carrying his sexual organ through the abdomen.
YYY :
I suggest to introduce a new expression - "I knock in the chest" - strong tricks!

Come, I’ve already prepared a bottle of champagne, two candles, three condoms, and a few livers for the morning.
and her. I don’t drink champagne, and candles don’t like they smell, and I don’t want cookies at all. ( by
Well, I guessed with Gandalf.)

to rejoice. The Russian - the most independent court - is not only dependent on the legislative authority, but also on the law as such.

6 in the morning. My husband knocks me in the side and asks me to bring water to drink. I get up, go to the kitchen trying not to wake up very much. I bring, I drink, I ask for more. Wears, drinks the second glass, then the phrase: "Let's go to the kitchen, let's smoke." I was thinking about killing.)

y0shka: I am jealous of cats, why is it crazy when these crazy puppets dumbly run behind their tail or crazy with their reflection in the mirror, so they crazy small, classy, and super... and when you start just creating an unknown crazy in your address flies the murderous "TY DOBLE??????!!!and "

If the MTS changes the logo to a chicken, they will be able to say with confidence: “There was an egg before!”

News on Rambler
The 47-year-old unemployed Conrad Schmidt from Switzerland had a quarrel with his mother, after which he rented a two-engine plane, on which a tarantula crashed into her house. The Kamikaze pilot was killed, the plane and part of the building burned.
The comments:
How is it?!! How did the unemployed hire a plane?

In the discussion of the action porvo for Putin
(I have an iPad 2):
Zzz: On whose account is the iPad?
XXX: I don’t know what? Putin will take Medvedev’s iPad, presented to him by the Camedi-Club, and give it to the winner.
Yyy: Putin will have to sweat. Ipad Medvedev just won’t give it, it’s not your presidential chair.

At the train station, a man takes his girlfriend on vacation
If any fool is going to stick, give him eggs.
I know to whom to give.
O_O