Once in school, as a young boy, I decided to meet with an African woman, who I liked to the damn, and invited her on a date - she said that she does not represent us together, because I am a white and also with Soviet-Jewish roots a godless. I was so offended that I told her very loudly in the face that she was a racist and a Nazi and had no right to humiliate me with my white color of skin and my country of origin. This was heard by our cool leader and the girl received Verweis (a type of excuse) for intolerant attitude toward other peoples and beliefs.



After that, my friend, the German, joked that he was shocked by what he saw as a Soviet Jew was able to call a black refugee from Africa racist on the territory of the former Nazi Germany, and also to punish her for being intolerant to himself.



It was long ago. Everyone reacts differently to their first failure with the other sex.



If anything, I am still ashamed :) All good :)

I was born in a country that no longer exists. The city where I was born has been renamed three times. The kindergarten I went to, now no, was given under the offices. The high school where I studied is now the House of Children’s Creativity. SPTU No2, where I studied for the Masters of DPI, is now a branch of the Russian University.
Does life see traces of me?

XXX: And if it stands in the heat, the starter turns but does not catch. Oil the starter takes 5-7 seconds to catch.There is a feeling that benz is leaving the highway.
Not always so. In the heat of hell.
What is it?
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

As a child, when I was sent to a store with a large list and I forgot to buy something, I was sent there again. So I did so that the saleswoman would not think that I was a forgetful fool, turning my jacket up, chesting on the other side, changing the expression of my face and speaking lowly so that she would not recognize me. I was a master of conspiracy.

A phone call, the number did not appear. After they named my name, I talked to a man for half an hour, trying to remember who he was. He asked how all of his relatives were doing, why he did not come to a graduate meeting, where he bought a camera, how he treated his back. I told myself that I had not rested for a long time, the work was hard and that we need to collect our own and go fishing or just a beer. Then I asked him where his son was going (which I don’t have), and I put a couple of guides. I found the number wrong.

I like to go to places like the hospital. There are always a lot of simple people and fun things happen. Today, while sitting in a row, I listened to the complaints of one woman that they are treated here poorly and the money is extortioned, otherwise they refuse to treat. Suddenly there was a loud crash on the floor, to see something broken somewhere. This woman calmly says:"Have you heard? This is the head of the doctor fucking cracked". I rushed all day.

And why didn’t anyone remember the option “Under the cold whisper of the stars, we burned a diode bridge?”

He started drinking at 2 p.m. You know the lies. If he starts with beer, he ends with beer.
Well yes yes yes. When bringing the wood to an ideal condition, polyurethane is mandatory.

Now you run through the shops, watch TV, for the kids a bunch of fun. And a book to read, and see that, and play with what to eat before going to bed. of abundance. Because children and capricious are like that.
For example, when I was a child, I was putting my teeth to the wall and I was looking at the carpet while playing with the patterns with my finger.

The garden is like me. But looking at the empty lawn on my native six hundred is boring to me, so I made a lawn. Every year, in the spring, I just pour a few packs of flower seeds into it and watch what comes up. This is Dendro-restling. This year wins the basil and, suddenly, cabbage.

A few days did not come out of the forum, where he set up everything - from access rights and antimate to the color of the border and smiley. I went to the news to see what happened in the world during this time. On the phrase "paid bus" hanged for a couple of minutes... In my head were the ideas about registration on the forum on a credit card, pricing of auto payments for violation of the rules of the forum and the bus with discounting and blocking the account in case of a lack of money on the account...

So you hang out in the kitchen and got off - you want to cook, wash dishes, wash, give birth to children... And you drink a beer and let go... It’s hard to be a woman.

A familiar sergeant said:
The enemy must be respected. Here, for example, you are going to put a stretch, but since you respect a person - you have to put it so that there is a hole nearby. Well, if the enemy suddenly notices that it hit - he would have a chance to hide from the explosion.
A smart enemy is the most dangerous enemy, so you need to put an anti-infantery mine in the pit.

The Brazilian wrote:
"- ISIS are coming to Brazil to organize a terrorist attack on the Olympics.
On the way to the place of the terrorist attack, they are robbed by the inhabitants of Favel.
The death belts were stolen.
They decide to arrange a mass shooting, but when they come to a suitable public place, they find that there is already a shooting.
“The disappointed terrorists understand that they will not do worse here and return home with nothing.
During their stay in Brazil, they caught Zika fever. At home, they infected all their colleagues. ISIS is completely extinct.
Brazil saved the world from terrorism!

This is due to the frequent mistake when moving women with the Ukrainian name Hannah (in Ukrainian Galina, Russian passports read "Anna").

Hello, come, "Ganna" is "Anna" and is where you took Galina - I don't mind. With respect Anja.

In short, we work in the office. We got a new programmer, everything is okay, but one problem, knocking on the legs while writing proges. Not to be very loud, but quite hearing and uneven. The day comes specifically. I don’t know, his mindset is like that.
What I did. He begins to knock, I, in turn, also start to knock his nails on the table in the same rhythm, in a minute I start to accelerate the pace, it is easy for me to do it with my hand, and he does not, and since he is unconscious, he begins to pursue my rhythm. I am accelerating the pace. And so, in five minutes, he’s mowing his legs like a rabbit with an energy jitter in his ass. And quickly tired. Another minute in the room silence for an hour, at least. Ohhhhhhhh well well. and quiet.

Having a luxurious female body is the dream not only of any woman, but also of men.

A favorite activity of the Minister of Economic Development of the Russian Federation Alexei Ulyukaev is the search for the bottom in the Russian economy.
For this, the subordinates kindly call him “Our Ichtiander.”

My colleague on the table is an aquarium with a pair of fish, well, as there were two, then one died, he drank the second and immediately the first broke off with small and slightly lost weight. Prior to the second fish, the first chased from food afterwards dying, and now the second chases the first. Moreover, he chases in a peculiar way, putting all his efforts on the persecution, at this time he does not eat himself. And the first, pleasant, has time to catch the dough of food, while the little ones also eat, and no one chases them. When the second fish is roasted, there is almost nothing. I think she even lost weight. There will be no morality.

Do you know what happens if you wear socks?
YYY: What is it?
XXX is nothing.