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[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №18161
 14.07.2009
XXX is
Some website translators want to offer themselves as editors. And the designer. And a photographer.

YYYY
and Catch

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №18160
 14.07.2009
The demon of the computer toy told me:
The worst emptiness is the emptiness in the head.

[ + 69 - ] Comment quote №18159
 14.07.2009
Are you tired of repeated quotes in the abyss?

[ + 63 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №18158
 14.07.2009
I suggest making a mini-chat in the abyss.
This may reduce the amount of garbage in it.

Who is for?

[ + 61 - ] [5 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №18157
 14.07.2009
We even sell them in regular stores or special machines, no one should be ashamed of them.
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Buying condoms is embarrassing.
That is, to do abortions, to suffer from AIDS and other diseases - it is normal, but to buy condoms in the pharmacy, let even everyone in sight - embarrassing?

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №18156
 14.07.2009
Bobermaniac: Although, as they say, “if girls don’t give – you don’t have to teach speed solo, it’s better to sell a guitar and buy a motorcycle.”

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №18155
 14.07.2009
m@x: came to his hometown (provincial), has not been home for a long time
m@x: sleeping to go to the regional center on a suburban train
m@x: the railway is not electrified, the road passes through villages and semi-deaf villages (usually always a maneuvering heatway with a pair of three cars)
m@x: I stand at the station and here I see O_o rolling a fashionable beautiful high-speed five-wheel diesel train made in the manner of the modern Japanese supersonic express
m@x: all on the automation, even from the platform through the window I already see a modern salon with comfortable chairs, rolling tables and ergonomic shelves, I expect the most comfortable trip, I go into the car...
m@x: And here, this shit, these grandmothers with smelling onions

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №18154
 14.07.2009
Life is beautiful! Without remembering the past and not thinking about the future.

[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №18153
 14.07.2009
These robots change everything. Water, climate and topography They are changing the planet!
But how do you know all this?
The Russians caught one and tortured him until he gave them access to the codes.
Tortured by a robot? How can a robot be tortured?
– Well I don’t know, it’s the Russians... they insulted their mother... they laughed at the size of a hard disk.

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №18152
 14.07.2009
Abel is a grenade!! to
Abel: Sori, not in that window.

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №18151
 14.07.2009
xxx: "The worker threw a brick at me, he argued that I am a crab"; (c) you

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №18150
 14.07.2009
xxx: the degradation of the population is very tangible... even in the qip there is no status "I read"..

[ + 75 - ] Comment quote №18149
 14.07.2009
I sit down and think: we in the shop of cameras stumbled, and smoking was prohibited, the house 2 looks like? P.S. And the boss the horse fucking.

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №18148
 14.07.2009
I work as a seller, I sell all kinds of bots for computers, next to my department, the department where photocopies are made, etc. There is a universe nearby, and graduates of schools often come in to get a photocopy of the diploma, but why do they ask me all the time, well, I am tired of it, apparently they are lazy to read the inscriptions on the tablets. I decided to joke, a girl came in.
Q: Can I get a copy?
I: Yes of course let’s.
She gives her diploma, I deserve a clean sheet of A4 and I begin to rewrite everything on it from the diploma, her big and beautiful eyes immediately became, and for two minutes she could not say anything.

[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №18147
 14.07.2009
The xxx:
Charming children's poem XDDD

Congratulations on your year, I am pleased.
I greet everyone from Leningrad.
So that at midnight you hold all the glasses,
You weren’t in the graves.

by Tanya R. 6 of class)

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №18146
 14.07.2009
WOW :
I recently dreamed that it was just an atheist. I don’t know what Freud would say if he had no dreams.

xxxxxxxxxxx:
What a dream?

WOW :
I go to the building, I walk. Around the armature there are all kinds of decorated, unbuilt buildings and so on. I see a crane. Normal such a healthy building crane, but just fell I approach it, and it has a iron mask on top. Two eyes and a cut mouth. Here the crane rises up a little and says something to me. We talked, I don’t remember what. And suddenly he confesses to me in love O_o Bali. Then something happens, I don’t remember, the crane has become smaller, and the horizontal fig (on which the hook hangs) disappears. There is still a tower with a mask and the worst thing is that we became a couple. But we can’t do love (-__-`), because he doesn’t have a male dignity, only some metal hill in the same place –__- I cried at the crane because of this, oral XD and he looked at me guilty and answered nothing we, I remember, even doctors called – but they couldn’t do anything with him (although doctors I needed to call, and he – welders XD). These things woke up in shock. Pipet, an erotic dream with a construction crane -__- balin...

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №18145
 14.07.2009
Kissed :
Dear, I am pregnant
I am :
There was nothing between us, wasn’t it?
Kissed :
Don’t worry, it’s not you.
I am :
Really, what should I worry about?
The Blade Beast:
Sweet, what should I do?

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №18144
 14.07.2009
But you try the word "photo" in Google to pick up ))) The first image pleases )))

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №18143
 14.07.2009
H:Hmm, urgently! a couple of epithetes to the word buttocks
SD: Anywhere
SD: The Back Mind
sd:Please be ?
H: Nea, applied need. think
SD: AAA
SD: exactly...
Sd: round, elastic, eye, and for what reason, own, need?
H: Blessed as you can imagine—light and gentle, like lotus leaves, Hicari’s skin blinked with myriads of drops of water, which, merging, with a strap, flowed down the back onto the pencil.”

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №18142
 14.07.2009
and Wikipedia. Article about the film "The Adventures of Electronics":

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Interesting facts about the film
...
During the filming, the children grew up quickly. I had to keep dressing them constantly. The girl in one double smiled with her mouth full of teeth, and in the next scene she has no front teeth!
..."

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