Online consultation in the online store (K - Customer, M - Manager):
K is Hi. I need a kitchen mixer that would cut vegetables and cook soups!
M is called WOMAN.
K - Oh, thank you for the help. I will look for a wife.

Eho: and my father has a tough... yesterday the phone crashed, it all broke down, the battery, the body, everything in different directions... after that did not turn on. So he did not think long, went and immediately, bought a new, exactly the same... in the evening comes and sprinkled me on the couch old, "on for your collection of clay." Well, I thought that it was really a phone cap...and everything was much easier it was dumb.)
You have great ancestors! Instead of charging the phone, buy a new one.

thx (11:50:36 20/07/2010)
Did you get scared when you saw the size of my file?

yyy (11:51:16 20/07/2010)
She pretends to be dead in the event of imminent danger.

xxx (11:52) :
Would you be beer?

yyy (11:53) :
Yes Yes

xxx (11:53) :
Then go for a beer and I will be happy.

xxx: I want to sleep... I wonder when I retire, will I have time to sleep before I get old-age insomnia?

xxx(22:41:09 19/07/2010)
Is your appearance more important than your inner world?

yyy(22:41:36 19/07/2010)
I need the golden middle.

xxx(22:41:52 19/07/2010)
I have 18 cm.

yyy(22:42:30 19/07/2010)
I am waiting for you, come...

From the game Lineage 2:
I have a lot of stuff in the warehouse.)
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XX: I know, these are the tips of a woman’s breasts.
YYY: The idiot!

yellow_pill
How long these Tuesday days are, like a whore to an elephant.
Karna
How experienced you are...
yellow_pill
There were a lot of Tuesday in my life.

He took his wife to the birthplace. The second time. Oh, she didn’t have to say "I'll be back!"

XHHH: that is the case: the iPad charges a week usually, and then I put it near the bed and in a couple of hours the battery is dead. Do you have a Geiger Counter?
Don’t look at him porn.
Shit... Fuck...

At one bookstore in Chelyabinsk, an honest sign was hanged: "Books, booklets and booklets." We also sell Dostoevsky and Dostoevsky.

- Let's live together, buy two compasses and spend an inet for sure!
- Yes, two Maca... one white, the other grey... Two fun Maca =))

Instead of the heart, a plasma motor
Tags: flame

Applications for technical support
The problem:
RICOH1035 - buttons on the xerox do not work (selection of sheets and so on)

The decision:
Restarting the copy did not help. I clicked on the copy menu and found nothing, I left the menu. Buttons are not working. I went back and found nothing again. The buttons worked. The problem is solved by the bioenergy specialist.

XXX is
Hulk to break

XXX is
Halk Rwat

XXX is
Hulk cutting eggs

YYYY
Be careful with nonsense.

XXX is
Halk accurately

Demidroll (09:53:22 20/07/2010)
I was here in the office of Situvin a few minutes ago. We have a girl - very cute and smart (dark hair - FSE affairs). Of course, I sympathize with her very much. and here. A few minutes ago I made myself tea and she asks me to make her coffee. No question – I do. (In addition, there are three other women in the accounting office.) have done. I carry her. And then out of me, loudly so, on the entire accounting, the phrase flows out: "Sorry, coffee is not in bed...Better late than never!"
The girl is kidding - the aunts are looking at me with interest... I feel like a macho - I leave with my head proudly raised! and :)

It is. Actually, the accounting system appears...

A friend told me.
He sits on a pair, writing a checklist. Not even a fuck knows. He decided not to give up, to go to the transfer, and from nothing to do drew a fish on a sheet of work and signed the "fish". But he did not take into account the fact that the predecessor 5 minutes before the end of the couple passed and collected all the work himself. Pizdec, he thinks, will not appreciate his humor. They come next week and give up work. He gets his, with a pair, naturally, and a signature under it. "It is a double".
I would like to have such lectures.

Kissed :
Did I tell you? that we right behind the window at work hanged the advertisement of the center of layer surgery)))))) banner 6 on 12 meters)))) and more precisely... huge breasts in POLDOMA!!!! to

And on the fragments of self-government will write our names (c).
Yyy: on the clouds of self-rule, ignorant
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The government will make mortgage available for 60% of Russians by 2030 Putin is