I am encouraged by contextual advertising on this and neighboring sites to ask a question to the wizard.
So, witch, what is it like to hijack people in the 21st century?

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And can I do so that the quote that I have put down is no longer shown to me?

The Yeltsinist Fantasy

In Novodevichy cemetery established a police station near the tomb of Yeltsin, in order to avoid defamation of the burial site. Probably all about how wonderful people lived under Yeltsin.

From the report of the Minister of Finance: Despite nothing we managed to avoid the increase in wages...
and Pride.

Everything is beautiful in a song about a brick, wood like glass. And only the word foamplast violates the idealism of surra. After all, the foam can really float on the river, this brings us back to the beginning of the story and leaves the feeling that there was only a piece of foam floating on the river, but the rest - the fantasy and conjecture of the spectator standing on the shore. I thought, and if you replace the word foam with another, suitable for rhythm and indicating less floating material.

A brick floats on the river
Wood as Glass
Let him swim.
We don’t need a composer.

So unexpectedly was born a cuplet, roughly but accurately transmitting the essence of composite materials.

FSB conducts searches in the building of GSU SK in Moscow

In the building of the Main Investigative Directorate of the Investigative Committee of the Russian Federation for Moscow on the Arbat are conducted searches. About it with reference to a source in the security structures reports “Moscow Komsomolets”. Information about the search is also available at Life.

The investigation is carried out by FSB officials.

They are looking for Pokémon.

Thank you for the birds.
I remembered childhood.
The best time on this resource :)
Sorry for no jokes and hologram.

The average age for a woman is when a man still stays with you for a night, but no longer gives money.

She took a shower, but couldn’t close the door to the bathroom.
Dad, I can’t close the door.
“I don’t know,” I said, knocking at the door. Leave her unlocked. I will try to fix it later.
“Daddy,” the daughter asked, “where is my towel?”
You understand, I say. I don’t know how to repair the door. Where your towel is, your mother doesn’t know.

Fools catch Pokémon with their iPhones, fools catch fools with iPhones, mints catch fools with iPhones.
All in business.
With such an enthusiastic people, nothing threatens the government.

where.
The Graven.
The air conditioners.
by V.
The Metro.
by Suki.

How fate is broken:
"... to go from Bryansk to Navly, to turn to Warm,
On the steep turn to the New Life turn to the left."

Yesterday I moved (I am a lawyer) to the office adjacent to the office of the general director. This morning he personally brought me a cup of fresh natural coffee.

I feel like Alice in the mirror.

“Long live the smelly soap!” cried the foul ass.

"and why it was in the hands of the CHO shock-smashing action"

You are talking about Cognac, right?

I shot somewhere in the shooting field. There’s a lady, a cute one.
I think how to push. I ask, what is your caliber? I see he doesn’t understand the question.

Well diameter, I say, the size of the hole you have?
She responded to me with matches. The caliber is really big.

> Always suspected that adult lovers of children's cartoons "slightly"one-celled.

I always suspected that paranoids were single-celled at all. Sitting such, smart, reasoning how evil uncles will be from photocopies (soap from mobile phones, carl!) Make a map of the area that will inevitably hurt us. At the same time, zero attention to Yarowa.

By the way, paranoid, look at the Yandex/Google maps, go around.

From the discussion of the news about the salary of the actors of the series "Game of Thrones":

The actors of Game of Thrones will get twice as much per episode as the actors of The Big Bang Theory because they can always be killed if they disagree.

With geektimes discussing fake turtle eggs with GPCs that are supposed to track thieves

XXX: I think it would be more effective to put a laxative or something like that in some eggs. Well, not to catch thieves (which never end), but to reduce the demand for their products.
YYY: Laxative with sleeping pills.
XXX: What if these eggs are eaten by any ordinary predator who has been eating them for centuries? and :)
YYY: He rattles and sleeps.

For fun, I decided to think about coffee thickness. The result is a black day. I need to connect with Dota.