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[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №33768
 30.07.2010
From the website of the Russian Government:
At the end of the week, Prime Minister Vladimir Putin held a meeting in Chelyabinsk on the development of black metallurgy. In the Urals, the prime minister opened the world’s most unconventional pipe welding..."
Truth about the meeting with the strikers of the non-traditional plant Mikhalych and Dulin in the message nothing was said :-)

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №33767
 30.07.2010
I was at the sushi bar today. :)
YYY: Did you eat the sticks?
xxx: no, the devices :)
Voltmeter or ampere?

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №33766
 30.07.2010
>XXX: And I think to take porcshe356 1960 like the year of release
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>XXX must be
>XXX: The girl to punish :)
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>YYYY: Well you can punish too))))))))))
>YYYY: there too

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №33765
 30.07.2010
by Nadja:
You know, I was crying as a child because I thought I was named after a refrigerator called NAST.

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №33764
 30.07.2010
<dk> is a big deal! Now I watched the picture: a real steam car is driving, and a locomotive-electric car and a bunch of wagons with flattering passengers are pulling behind.
<dk> Here they are – Russian NanotechnologyTM! =) is

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №33763
 30.07.2010
xxx: rock musicians from Tolyatti by their significance for society are somewhere between carpet ticks and... sweet carpet ticks

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №33762
 30.07.2010
You heard, in the Khabarovsk region banned YouTube?
yyy: Better to ban the walls, because the words "hu%" are written on them.

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №33761
 30.07.2010
So what, Sasha? How about finding a lady’s heart? Have you seen the ads of the girls I recommended?? to
Alexis: Yes
Daffney: So what? Liked what?? to
Alexis: Yes one
Daffney : Oh! Which?? to
alexsir: liked the announcement: "I sell clocks with engraving "RUSSIA"
Daffney: >_<

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №33760
 30.07.2010
Hedgehog: It has long been predicted that water will be a more valuable resource than oil. By the way, if all of humanity drowned in the island of Baikal, the level of the Baikal will rise only 6 cm.
Art1st: Who: Hedgehog, #24

> By the way, if all of humanity drowns

The original study!! to

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №33759
 30.07.2010
And: in the news they write that the glaciers are melting on seed. The Pole.
Dema: Five years ago
And: They write that they are growing up.
Three years ago, they wrote this.
The Dema :)
And: Yes, but fucking I didn’t grow palms behind the windows!! to

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №33758
 30.07.2010
In the morning, my mom wanted to break my chair and then went into my closet.
Q: Is she still there?

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №33757
 30.07.2010
A girl about her boyfriend:
This Kobe will go on the first day of vacation to the club! One one!! to
XX: I hate the cows!
Who loves them?
XXX is fucks.
You know, you see more...

by Manriel

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №33756
 30.07.2010
We are just sitting with the head, crawling on the ass.

Half an hour has passed.

And then silence. Then comes the message:
dj_botanik (11:18:08 29/07/2010)
Dear fellow, you’t have to go! Sasha has to work. The Command.

Waiting for release and release.

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №33755
 30.07.2010
Giraffe (00:06:57 30/07/2010)
Are you in a trial period?
Gleb (00:09:22 30/07/2010)
There is no such)
Giraffe (00:09:43 30/07/2010)
Thus e. Are you a full-time worker?
Gleb (00:11:37 30/07/2010)
Well I would be full-fledged if I wasn’t mentally retarded) and in the rest yes)))
Giraffe (00:11:58 30/07/2010)
Yes, you are damaged.
Gleb (00:12:07 30/07/2010)
Here is here!! to
Giraffe (00:12:32 30/07/2010)
Have you been given all the benefits?

Gleb (00:13:11 30/07/2010)
I am even allowed to walk!

Giraffe (00:13:30 30/07/2010)
I answered XD

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №33754
 30.07.2010
xxx: we tech support just says they don’t support Linux and put the tube
yyy: Interesting, can you file a lawsuit for violating the rights of linuxoids?
zzz: came to court and the first question what is linaps?
Representatives of systemic minorities

[ + 72 - ] Comment quote №33753
 30.07.2010
In one of the social networks:

XHH: Please tell me a book...something very sad...to cry straight.
WOW: a textbook

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №33752
 30.07.2010
Eternal: Yuri, if this arrangement does not please you, tell me.
Everything is normal... Okay.
Eternal is right? ? You got somewhat overwhelmed.)
Fenics: Yes, surely.).. not all the norms 0 I just got up.)
Eternal: Suck.. the time of 12 days!!! He just stood up...
Fenics: You’ve gotten somewhat overwhelmed...)

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №33751
 30.07.2010
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Hi to you!

yyy (12:07) :
Hi to

yyy (12:08) :
Put a picture on AVO.
I don’t know who I am communicating with.

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Definitely!

yyy (12:09) :
compulsory

yyy (12:09) :
I am not talking to a 15-year-old girl, but to a 30-year-old programmer.

yyy (12:10) :
By the way

yyy (12:10) :
It is even better.

yyy (12:11) :
Have you drank beer today?

[ + 49 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №33750
 30.07.2010
lizaar: I thought - let us sign up for all kinds of newsletters for our programmer, for example, sabskraib )))

Rosie: I advise you, it is better not to fight in his field

lizaar: you're right, it's better to hire a specially trained person who will rub him on the carpet under the door.

[ + 19 - ] Comment quote №33749
 30.07.2010
Sometimes you seem to want to give up alcohol, but you do not find understanding.

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