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[ + 16 - ] Comment quote №143449
 29.07.2017
Do you think that everyone is equal and all are sexually attracted by the same thing?

No, everyone is different. But here your dear "naturals" (or rather, 90% of those), beer stomachs, swollen cheeks and hanging asses will definitely not attract any gay. About the bushy "disappeared Indiana Jones" grown everywhere just silent. There are those who love "happy" But it is clean and not smelly.
so relax, no matter how much you went to the pool - never in the dressing room even a shadow of excitement experienced. With libido, everything is normal.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №143448
 29.07.2017
Oh! The issue of printing went. I will share my own. Once a long time worked on the "running line", Among the other scams made by our girls, the best remembered two - Baranaul (public Barnaul) and the city's cinemas are waiting for you. I remember clearly how our chief oral: "What fucking?!And we were roaring like horses and could not answer.)

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №143447
 29.07.2017
Siddhartha with a celebration! Women, men, boys, girls – you are all Sisadmin!! to
Nothing falls and life gives!! to


[ + 19 - ] Comment quote №143446
 29.07.2017
This is:
Why "Zadolba!Li" releases five stories a day instead of ten?"

Because the other five are throwing right here and arranging them out of bats.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №143445
 29.07.2017
Saratov, master class on marketing anti-technologies from a guy from hiring gyroscooters on the prospectus:

"Ride our gyroscooter with your child, if it is, of course, your child". Gyroscopes for 10 minutes - 100 rubles. For you in a strap cap - 50 rubles". "Ride on our gyroscooters at least out of Asian solidarity!". "Hey, informal hairy, gyroscouters 10 minutes - 100 rubles". "Stand up, my hairy friends, let’s go ride the gyroscopes". "It is better to ride a gyroscooter than to give in to a barbecue with pizza".

And the instructions from the manager: "You speak louder, or you do not understand what you are saying".

[ + 36 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №143444
 29.07.2017

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №143443
 28.07.2017
It is strange that there are no congratulations on the System Administrator Day!
So, with the Day of the System Administrator, cat you in the shredder, admin!

[ + 15 - ] Comment quote №143442
 28.07.2017
I think sometimes it’s worth thinking about how close we are and not turning our backs.

For God’s sake, you can’t turn around if you feel so calm. But, as one of these, I authoritatively state: the back of most of you does not cause any emotions, your appearance is your best defense.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №143441
 28.07.2017
Listen, people, and Vodyanova and Vodonava are two different babies, it turns out! by Ohrid!

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №143440
 28.07.2017
"Russia in response to the sanctions took away from the United States the land in the Silver Bore‍".

So, crazy, and I would like to add: "And a whisper under the McDonald’s door"...

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №143439
 28.07.2017
And once again, here are holivars from women’s forums for every taste: and I have such a mom, like you, and we are used to be rough, reports from the venue with unique details and comments, and also the whole evening in the arena a brutal fight on the subject of washing with soap or not soap. And with an obsessive motto, indestructible and indestructible, like the smell of a hole, everyone must be like me. I am yes.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №143438
 28.07.2017
Z4: But the shock does not come anyway.
by Tifou. The inspiration is enough)
But there is no inspiration.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №143437
 28.07.2017
And also, you know, it was so coincidental that they didn’t wear shoes on their heels, didn’t shave their feet, and didn’t do manicures and pedicures.

Bilbo, we are talking about human virgins, not hobbies!

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №143436
 28.07.2017
And the examples given by you - just my mother is not all well in life and she is upset. This is not terrible, it is temporary.

The last 30 years have been annoying. Not scary, but temporarily.
Only the misfortune, when she was about to die - nobody wanted to fight with her.
Well, there was such a time, loved ones were all annoyed and they probably didn't have everything well in life. Do not spit in the well. A plunge (manipulation, substitution of concepts, exploitation) - be prepared for the consequences.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №143435
 28.07.2017
Tired of gender.
I don’t know in what reality local matches live, but in fact, most of our people live for the average population in the region. They are men, they are aunts. Together they rub their asss to feed, raise children and pay a mortgage for that money. Well, it happens that you are lucky and will get an apartment from someone’s grandmother. and if the spouse may not have the right to this inheritance, then the children definitely have, which means dreams that years after 10 years of joint marriage can be driven into the sunset of unpleasant children and the spouse - dreams and will remain.
Well, the dreams of the match secretly to give up after buying bread to buy an apartment, it is generally five.
Wake up now, millionaires underground.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №143434
 28.07.2017
You know, if you think that your wife is trying to squeeze a piece of house or apartment, then imagine: a girl for years is cooking, cleaning, washing and smoothing, in hellish torments gives birth to children, in order to divorce and get a profit. Fuck those square meters, if you have to tolerate that.
Women are in love idiots, ready for just so with you at least in the fire, at least on the cataract, and you look for the back and cheer.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №143433
 28.07.2017
And the fact that you did not start using nutritious creams, you will regret when age changes begin - on average earlier than those who used care cosmetics by age and skin type. But then it will be too late.

In my experience "baby over 40" is exactly the opposite. Goods that from a young age were lubricated into the face of five thousand a month in the form of "necessary care" snacks, after 40-50 years are no longer sensitive and the skin does not respond to anything but hell hormonal. And those who washed and went in their youth are like cucumbers.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №143432
 28.07.2017

Don’t worry, I live with a girlfriend and we’re not going to go to Zack. She understands everything very well. She understands that with this income discrepancy she has no right to rely on my finances and property. She is good at me, modest, realistic. But the legislation does not understand and leaves traps for all kinds of hookers. You are a judge.

Right or Left?

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №143431
 28.07.2017
Do you want to bring us to the ZAGS? No for anything!

What selfishness! No one is going to take you anywhere, chubby. Sit down and shake your 150,000. You can’t offer anything to a normal girl, so if someone is on you, it’s just a money hunter. Unfortunately, if the flies fly on the shit, not the butterflies, it is clearly not the butterflies problem.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №143430
 28.07.2017
One question to calculating husbands: and on the other hand you call the wife of a man who you do not even trust money?

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