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[ + 54 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №18121
 13.07.2009
Do you remember the big wall clocks in the form of ordinary bracelets?

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №18120
 13.07.2009
"Now "Rollton" on the home bouillon!"
What kind of shit was he before?

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №18119
 13.07.2009
I encourage my son to try small salt cucumbers (I did it myself).
Try them, they are delicious.
He said, I will not eat them and will not.
I: Well, the meat salad you are now wrapping up, and there, among other things, low-salted cucumbers I cut. Take 1 cup!
He: Well, you just smoked a cigarette. Drink a drop of nicotine.

[ + 51 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №18118
 13.07.2009
She: Hi, I was sitting listening to your music... and why Blink 182? Not 256 for example.
Sergv89: Three guys, Mark, Tom and Travis put together the number of girls they are... before creating the group. Oh, you understand what you wrote?)
by sergv89: m
Sergv89: Beware of it!
Sergv89: Where are you?
She: under the table was :D I remembered Factor 2)))

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №18117
 13.07.2009
I’m waiting for a friend, a friend’s meal. For a long time.

by Stanislavski
Are you eating the hungry children of Africa?

Artenika (18:08:30 11/07/2009)
I am eating.

by Stanislavski
The hungry children of Africa.

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №18116
 13.07.2009
With respect for rock culture, rapper
With respect for rap culture, Metallica

All in all, I have figured out. Friendship has won. Go fuck the goops =)

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №18115
 13.07.2009
Edward's hand-sweater is a scarf. I hired a brigade of stoneworkers a month ago, there was a boy named "Maxim's hand-berries" :D

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №18114
 13.07.2009
What is the gap between the words "nahuya!" and "nahuya!"

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №18113
 13.07.2009
Lucy: I don’t understand something... in the third grade, they pointed their fingers and shouted, “Sissy, Sissy,” and now they want something else from me?? to

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №18112
 13.07.2009
Well, a man is better at least because there is no menstruation.
Men’s periods appear with a woman.

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №18111
 13.07.2009
xxx: searched for a sanitary store, found, name killed)
The end of the fearless toilets

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №18110
 13.07.2009
To add quotes rather than comment on them in the abyss is the courtesy of the kings.
Gracevandeer

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №18109
 13.07.2009
And if on the machine to make the inscription "OpenGL", then you will be able to say to the mentions that the recording from their camera is a video installation.

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №18108
 13.07.2009
Fuck you while you wrote to me the door was called, went open - stands grandmother (B):
B: You are flooding our apartment!!! to
I: I live on the first floor!
B: Oh
I went up the stairs.

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №18107
 13.07.2009
Flok
"bought a photocopy" and "professional photographer" - different things)

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №18106
 13.07.2009
I am blind, I am blind!!!! to

YYY: In our time, the eyes are blind.

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №18105
 13.07.2009
The xxx :
I’m in LA 2 now ;)

The xxx :
I’m running in Greece)

YYY :
Fuck my grandmother, you’re going to be daddy!! to

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №18104
 13.07.2009
I want a wedding in American style. Well, you know, daddy under the crown leads, the girlfriends of the bride in the same dress...
N: I don’t want to be in "the same dress"!
Q: Then I went out of my imaginary wedding!

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №18103
 13.07.2009
I: The cat just got into the bag with the remains of bread, head forward

I: I raised the bag in the air.

Husband : and?

I: hanging, back legs and tail in the air chatting

I am: but eat)))))

My husband is ideal.

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №18102
 13.07.2009
The BVR:
In the army, in the VVD.

Sleeping_Forest
You sit down and watch anime...I also want to go to the army!! to

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Comrade of the Army! I didn’t go into advertising 😉

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