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[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №18061
 12.07.2009
Seminar of the Union of Chemicals:
Dear colleagues, we have been asked for help with a very important question ***. In fact, the problem is this: they want to build a refinery. There’s a place under the factory, there’s funding...but there’s no oil! Help as you can.
and??? O_O

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №18060
 12.07.2009
The BVR:
Hi to you!

Sleeping_Forest
Oh well!

Sleeping_Forest
How easy is the service?

The BVR:
I eat and watch anime.

Sleeping_Forest
What! 0___0 0

Sleeping_Forest
Are you in the army or where? 0___0 0

The BVR:
In the army, in the VVD.

Sleeping_Forest
You sit down and watch anime...I also want to go to the army!! to

[ + 71 - ] Comment quote №18059
 12.07.2009
And I took the exams in classical form at school and I am sure it was right. At least all of the ratings matched knowledge, not the ability to write down or luck. Only in school did teachers know each student before the pain knew what assessment to draw him. Also in the universe. For me, the best exam is when the teacher takes your leaflet, puts it aside and asks you to understand the basic things. And the written form of examinations on technical subjects is PTU (or college, if you like it). A skilled engineer does not have to remember any intergro-differential equation or the literal formulation of the law. And the more unnecessary will be the ability to write with the spheres. But the understanding of the basics, as well as the ability to independently receive and process information - this is the true higher education. Therefore, usually people who are able to understand the subject in 3-4 days are much more successful than those who have foolishly done everything over the course of a semester. And as for the biased relationships, apologize for the rude, but this nihua does not paint you. Every job does not require a genius, but simply a literate person with whom to work. If a man has a teacher, he will have a boss. All people are different and you need to be able to find a common language and this is also a function of education.

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №18058
 11.07.2009
Today, my mother asked me to bring her a swab from the balcony. I am not difficult. has brought. Mom looked out the window. Sadly so breathed "The weather is not summer" says. I went to the balcony...

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №18057
 11.07.2009
A woman writes to me in ask:
Daphne, what will you surprise me today?
She: I don’t know... Well, we’re leaving the cat in the apartment.
I: O_o
Whoever leaves it, he prepares the dinner.
I: It’s not that you’ve been wearing jeans this morning... It feels fucking 😉

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №18056
 11.07.2009
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Always and always. what?
xxx: Where is the item "Get off with your updates"?

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №18055
 11.07.2009
I have a bad habit - when I sew something, I put the needle next to me in the couch so as not to lose... So today, at 6 a.m. sewing my shirt before work, I didn't have time to realize that I was sitting on the inflatable bed =(((

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №18054
 11.07.2009
They were chasing Murmansk. There are normal people, a normal city, and freezes, like everywhere. Prices are higher than in the middle range. And so no one there watermelon heats up and bears do not run white around the city with penguins in a hug (this is for those who are not strong in geography). The snow fell in July.

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №18053
 11.07.2009
Zephyr... Zephyr... Put in a microwave drowned in mercury uranium...

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №18052
 11.07.2009
Kissulya: Santa, give me... give me...
ded_moroz:aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Kisulya: Thank you for hitting!

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №18051
 11.07.2009
He accidentally caught a puppy... alive. In such a shell! O_O

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №18050
 11.07.2009
X is:
Specifically for alternative intellectuals set a password - "333", so that the registry and language could not be used.

X is:
And you know what?

and :
? to

X is:
They enter it on the extra section of the keyboard with NumLock'em turned off.
God hates the idiots.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №18049
 11.07.2009
Gender equality will only be achieved when everyone can scratch their eggs.

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №18048
 11.07.2009
— — —
and xxx: WEB
PS is
I know what is written not "rep", but "rep". Only when it is not about the material, but about the musical direction, it is not "metal", but "metal".
pps
disappeared

UUU: I never understood such dumb-headed shellblocks, well, be more serious, you fuck what and how do you listen? There is a feeling that you were offended in your childhood by Repera and now you have passed through this trauma after so many years decided to pour it out here and find support and sympathy in the faces of the Internet community. For example: I am almost 27 years old, I am Admin, I listen to Rep from 7th grade, all my friends Rockers and Metallogues, burned, who still remember how previously lighted Sepultura with the album RUTS. You won't believe it, but the same REP has different directions, listen to Multidiscipline, Grot, Ezekiel 25-17 and many groups that don't flash on the telecast. I don’t mind listening to rock. I don’t wear wide pants, dresses and all these attributes – since I was a child. So be kind and stop eating people even on the melomanic soil! Who for friendship "+"

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №18047
 11.07.2009
We stand with a friend smoking, we watch on the sidewalk a pregnancy test rolls... we quietly approach look... and in two voices:"He carried a man"... they both rolled)))

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №18046
 11.07.2009
From the forum:
AHTOXA: I just want to find out what we (young people) now need to do in order not to collect bottles at retirement, etc.
Start collecting bottles and so on. Right now...

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №18045
 11.07.2009
The child of the antilope is a calf! Just like a giraffe.
The baby zebra is a beetle.
Animals with split copits have bodies. With "single" is a lottery.
Do not let illiteracy defeat literacy.

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №18044
 11.07.2009
If you don’t fuck with your girlfriend for a long time, sex will start in the brain.

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №18043
 11.07.2009
I’m now weighing 50 kg =(
I have recovered! Now I’m 38, are you happy? :D

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №18042
 11.07.2009
The working mood improves when you encounter a type of printing in the document:...

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