An acquaintance said:
They went to Taiwan to hunt. Guns and vodka. There were three of them, but one of them stood behind, knowing the way. When they were filled, the third comes and says:

We will have a goat for dinner.

And went away. There was no three. Everyone comes up, throws a gun corner and goes to the wing to smoke. The acquaintance was interesting. Go out to inquire. Unfortunately says

How many rabbits, how many rabbits.
Let me tell you what happened.

Further description from the words "the failed hunter".
I found a noticeable goat, lying on a hill, targeting. Suddenly I hear something is wrong. I turn my head to the right. The five meters of the MISHA lie and also "targeted". I thought so... Misha wants to eat stronger... How I got back, I don’t remember.

news
"First Channel" will no longer record the talk show "Malachov+"
O_O
"in the form of treatment or prevention... offered
Questionable procedures"
Do I waste my drink?! to
The Guest - O_O
And I’ll say more, you’ve also drunk badly. :)

Father Said: I hope a bird on the cap "six" has rattled. Be careful to the place where the normal cars have the firm shields.
Eliza: this is a hint - it's time to change the car for something normal :)
Pope Said: I, of course, did not especially admire the creations of "AutoVAZ", but with me so accurately and concisely no one expressed his opinion.

Online chat toys.
Ohhhhhh Smaller, do not melt under your feet!
Oh well. Big guys, don’t melt over your heads!

I took my kids to a web design competition.
There was a decrease of 10 people.
The children sat down and we sat down in the same audience.
Here we sit, miss, whisper with who is closer.
One of the girls was asked to entertain us.
The poor woman stumbled, there tea coffee magazines.
We are not all happy sitting.
Here comes a genius idea.
Bring a computer to the audience and put us a movie.
Just came out the movie “Cavaliers”!
Here the little girl runs so joyful, say now my task will be done, and I will entertain everyone.
And so loud that everybody would be heard announcing, “Film Swallow watch!“!”
She performed the task very well. All roasted for a long time.

21:53 and I think of you.
xxx (22:01): but to you, I think, fuck

Sanya: Today a new antivirus installed - the panda.
Ruslan: And how then?
Sanya is great! He found me 4 viruses, which Kasper does not see, so I restart and go back.
Sanya: Rush, do you have a disk with a window?

To all of us!!! to
Attention to the people!
Never, I repeat, NEVER eat on the on-board... even if you bet... even if for a lot of money... DO NOT DO THIS!!!! to

by Mr. Deiv[MDV]

Letter from the boy and his girlfriend:
Why are you re-writing with this oxana?
Boy: I just like to talk to her.
Girl: Well of course! Girls just don’t talk like that!!! to
Boy: Not true, these guys just don’t communicate like that!
Girl : what?! to
The fucking...

After the release of the next film based on the motifs of any work (Taras Bulba, Alice in Wonderland, Dorian Gray) immediately there is a boom of reading of this work. It makes the impression that people read only to write on the forum that the movie is shit and has nothing to do with the book.
© Outsider

You can say that I go on a trip for a few beautiful moments:
1st Feel that your feet are dry, no longer wet and no longer need to go anywhere
2nd Dying of pleasure in a hot bath
Three Sleep on a soft bed, on clean underwear, with a normal pillow.

My sister lives in Germany and married three years ago. Her husband is also Russian, but has been in Germany since childhood. He speaks Russian without an accent, but sometimes gives out pearls:

1st
I asked the juice to drink, it got out of the refrigerator and says, looking at the package:
Will you be orange? This is... with meat.

2nd
He apparently heard somewhere on television the idiom "tellish tenderness". I don’t remember why, he said:
Again these bulls!

A friend told me how his friend, a programmer, was undergoing a medical examination from the military committee in the hospital, the doctor told him to stretch his hands in front of him, he stretched it out, and now he says to stretch his fingertips to his nose, and he says that he can't because his hands are stretched out)))

Sunday.8:30 am.In the courtyard, the Uzbek people start working with grass-cutting machines.Noise, after a couple of minutes, a scream from the nearest window to the whole courtyard:"Do you have a weekend?and "

knopo4k@:I gave my mom’s friend, who weighs more than a century, a birthday t-shirt with the inscription-Do you want to lose weight? My girlfriend doesn’t talk to my mom the next day, mom with me.

XXX is
And I also listen to Highotsky in good treatment, without whispers.

YYYY
Without the highest?

Can I go in the swimsuit right away?
Also in shorts.
He is welcomed
It’s good, or it’s very hot.
He is Dada. Exactly for that.
Exclusively for your health

I have so much snow in my freezer that every time I open it, it will melt away. It feels like there is a door to Narnia. I am afraid somehow instead of peelings to get a fave from there.

Fear of insects:
What if a giant spider in the bathroom?
yyy: spider in the bathroom is easy, you can wash it with a shower
xxx on the wall
YYY:Touch if it is no longer a tap
YYY: If more then run as far as possible.
yyy: represented the spider more tap and bricks imposed (

[20:52:03] O.D. Happiness is the absence of problems, the absence of the mind, the absence of the body, when the flight of the fantasy is so perfect that you forget that you are a human being and surrender to this flow without a remnant.
[20:54:35]2pizza : Purgen has cracked, yeah?