Look at the H/B Instagram icon in the notification area. Look carefully! See also? Imagine this is a washing machine. Now you will always see her!

P.S Sorry...

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What do you know about complexes and phobias? I live alone. Washing at home in the shower, if I swallow soap, then before raising, I carefully look around on the sides.

Is it good to chase it? With the hope)

xxx: The above-mentioned, below-signed, within the framework of this Agreement, unless otherwise stipulated, resolutely and explicitly proposes to stop the Licensor's own metabolism by repeated collisions of the Licensor's body with a solid and unelastique object of iron concrete origin, hereinafter referred to as the Wall.

> xxx: "Femen activists naked their breasts naked to the Swedish prime minister"
> xxx: it seems feminist activists do not quite understand the essence of evil =)

Have you seen what these activists look like? It is "sweet" )

I work as a freelancer, today the girl thoughtfully reasoning, gave: this is how the client sits, and thinks that there is an office, a programmer in a jacket, everything is cultural, and in fact - in a distant city, a student sits, in shorts and shorts, with a honeymoon, and there is a bubble of alcohol! And it does not matter that the alcohol is, in principle, not his, but the very essence, the essence!

I have lived and worked in Japan for a long time.
Once after lunch, after another quarrel with the chief, they were outraged with Japanese colleagues about the chief's sinister actions, and then one of them thoughtfully proceeded:
Every time I talk to such people, I think of myself that in a past life this person was a worm or a larvae. And suddenly made a man, but no experience! And like first you get angry at him, and then as you remember that this is the former vertebrate, on the contrary, you start to rejoice. A young man like, yesterday in the ground slipped, and already to the boss grows! You see, in the next life to the hose will be raised.

xxx: to go to the forum of Chinese translators and ask if, from the point of view of professionals, Google Translate will be suitable for translation of subtitles, it is about as if to go to a forum for young mothers and ask what, from the point of view of women, the model of rubber vagina is made most realistically.

She is stupid, but her hair is beautiful.
My head is full of fertilizer.

I went out for a break for a walk. There is a children’s playground near the office.
Beyond the site goes along the sidewalk of the alkas, goes an anti-submarine zigzag and places it seems that it is about to turn (but it does not fall).
On the site, two boys with smurfs (up to 10 years old): one takes off, and the second, rolling the smartphone in one direction to the other, controls the alkas. Funny...!

Morgenstern: Day of Football O_O
Kangaroo: Congratulations to me!
Are you a footballer?
Kanguru: Well, I love football very much.
MORGENSCHTERN: Oh, I can love women. Why are we never celebrating March 8th?? to

From the discussion of cold weapons:
Only this weight in my hands, I looked in the mirror, such a look of steel and terrible. I swallowed once and immediately the beard came out and the penis doubled.

xxx (turing agent): The other girl’s photo was removed in the visa center, as such a photo already exists on the visa a year ago. At the request to send a new one, the maiden said - well, come up with something. In Photoshop, they changed clothes, haircut - a photo was accepted, a visa was given, so the girl arranged a scandal - she did not like the style of the coffe.

YYY: I knew such an inadequate, my classmate, in the early 1980s. He was never photographed in principle. He had a friend working in a photography studio who supplied him with unwanted photographs. So in the passport he had a photo of one person, in the student ticket - another, in the Komsomol ticket - a third. It existed in a totalitarian Soviet state. I even had time to work at a nuclear power plant before studying.

Run straight and run zigzag.

The parable.
One day a good man spoke to God and asked him:
God, I would like to know what is heaven and what is hell.
The Lord led him to two doors, opened one and led a good man inside. There was a huge round table, in the middle of which was a huge cup filled with food that smelled very delicious.
A good man felt that his saliva was running out. The people sitting around the table looked hungry and sick. They all seemed to die of hunger. They all had tablespoons with long handles attached to their hands. They could get a cup filled with food and pick up food, but because the handles were too long, they could not bring the spoon to their mouths. The good man was shocked by the appearance of their misfortune. The Lord said, “You have just seen hell.”
The Lord and the good man then went to the other door. God opened it. The scene that the good man saw was identical to the previous one. There was the same huge round table, the same giant bowl, which made his mouth fill with saliva. The people sitting around the table held the same tablespoons with very long pins. Only this time they looked full, happy and immersed in pleasant conversations with each other.
The good man said to God, “I don’t understand.”
“It’s easy,” said the Lord, “they learned to feed each other. Others think only of themselves.
Hell and Heaven are arranged in the same way. The difference is within us.

If a person is missing, the police give the criminals three days to take the person away or to hide his body more reliably.

Fathers...
The FBI Special Brigade
The courtyard turns, the borders paint, the garbage is collected.
He immediately became proud of the country.

The shortest greeting at the wedding.
Congratulations to the couple. The woman for a long time said all kinds of banality with enthusiasm (and what else can you say?She handed the microphone to her husband and he said yes.
and all.

DiR: Tash, I read your nick back and forth, and I think I called someone!
Natasha: In the sense?! to

Alexander: Did you get the nursery untold for the dark affairs, on your card broken, my cosacks?
I got it, daddy, thank you
Glad to hear
You are the feeder of Russian land.
Alexander: well step in the good way, waiting for you is the gambling house curse, and the brothel is ugly, and the cowboy is angry.
Bread and salt. Do not ignore risks

Peter, July, +28 in the sun.
I am going to the entrance exam in a coat, it is hot. I go and think that I will come to the audience now, and I am there alone in a jacket, the teachers will immediately understand what it is about.
Everyone is dressed as if they were in February – jackets, thick dresses.