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[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №116120
 15.07.2015
What do they do in Rashid?
America has already reached Pluto.
The Atlas V rocket.
1 is yes. U.S. Atlas 5 rocket
Is it on the same one that is equipped with RD-180 engines?
One of them is the RD-180. Did you hit me before that?

[ + 22 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №116119
 15.07.2015
From Feistel:
Witnesses of GPG.
Are you interested in cryptography?
Let’s talk about cryptography.
Do you believe in open keys?

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №116118
 15.07.2015
“Father, your son has burned your roasted cup of tea, despite all its protection.”
Q: Let me know, mother of the idiot, how did this happen?
WOW: easy and simple: came from the store, threw a package of products on the table and went to play. Next - a coincidence: the package fixed the switch in the position "incl", the water in the cup was, but the lid was not closed. In addition, there was little water. Therefore, the lower thermostat was fixed and could not work, the upper did not have enough temperature, and the water at the time of switching, was.
As a result, your cupcake turned on and did not turn off.
In short, the fool hacked your defense against the fool, not noticing it :-)

[ + 28 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №116117
 15.07.2015
The disclosure;
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The Savior Propaganda:
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What did the Soviet power of the USSR give people?
The right to eight-hour working day. For the first time in human history.
2nd Right to annual paid leave. For the first time in human history.
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In 1888, the owner of the "Cais" factory, Yen Érnst Kárl Ábbe established an 8-hour working day, a 12-day annual leave, retirement benefits, etc.

The rest is the same star.
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It was meant for the entire territory of the country, and this right was ensured by the state.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №116116
 15.07.2015
Emily...

That uncomfortable feeling when you have Quincke's swelling and wildly swollen face, and now you look like Fat U from "Guests from the Future", but none of your acquaintances have noticed the difference!

But it is fun!

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №116115
 15.07.2015
It’s not that Zverev is ashamed that he is from Ust-Kamenogorsk, it’s that we are ashamed that he is from here.
Residents of Ust-Kamenogorsk

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №116114
 15.07.2015
About unlucky pickupers: 5 years ago in the area of Tretyakovka, there were probably pickupers courses, at which they were taught to meet "originally".and different guys approached me every day and asked:"girl, don't tell me the way to your heart?

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №116113
 15.07.2015
XXX: For Orwell's quote - in ban. have survived.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №116112
 15.07.2015
> Oh, you are a cowboy!
It’s definitely a phobia, because I don’t know what super-efforts are needed and what the parachute is about. It is surprisingly difficult to push the four corners of the blanket into the four corners of the carpet and then take it for two corners and shake it. (I’m hoping that all the addicts are now crazy)
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You may have used USB for the first time. I hope you came to us in peace.


[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №116111
 15.07.2015
There are a lot of great websites that live on advertising. Many of them are asking to turn off the Adblock. I’m glad to support you, but I’m furious about moving advertising! Text or static image – yes; whistles and curtains in the form of gifs, flashes or html5 – a photo!!! to

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №116110
 15.07.2015
xxxh: I drove around the night city today, on the road is a girl of light behavior in a green light-reflecting jacket like DPS vests
The idea has slipped away that everything is right - road services should be in reflective clothes.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №116109
 15.07.2015
xxx: Usually mothers in the social network post photos of their children and sign "Today we have half a year", "Our first steps" and so on. But today I went to the page of one woman, she posted a photo of her adult son in a military uniform and signed: "We went to the army")

Yyy: served in the army in 95-97
Peter in the Red Village.

So now, when our call had already gone and a new call had just arrived, some of the new ones did not share something with each other.

We have organized a Parental Meeting!! to

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №116108
 15.07.2015
Clooney is busy. He has no time. He makes websites for the gov domain because he loves chaos and madness.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №116107
 15.07.2015
It is bad when nothing works. It’s worse when you don’t try.

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №116106
 15.07.2015
Our Secretary of Light comes to work on foot. A long, blinding creation. Shlagbaum looks up high every time he sees her. Even though it is for cars. Interested in this phenomenon, we discovered the watchman of the shlagbaum - a brilliant Caucasian. He briefly explained, “That’s how I express my enthusiasm for her!”

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №116105
 15.07.2015
The script for the next Terminator.
The Terminator arrives in Russia, where it has a battery due to the frost. The last thing he hears is someone’s words, “That’s a kilogram of fifty honeymoon!”

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №116104
 15.07.2015
What kind of bird are you, brainstorming?! to
I am not such!
And who are you? The Dalton Doll?

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №116103
 15.07.2015
xxx: When trying to scan a local playwright's book, the scanner turned off and turned off
Yyy: But the shredder burned joyfully.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №116102
 15.07.2015
. and. Something strange still – why a counterfeit if he wears over a blanket?
............
My great-grandmother had old craftsmen, I’ll try to describe. On the outer side of the blanket in 15 centimeters from the edge along the perimeter of the entire blanket was sewn a number of buttons. The underwear was a piece of clothes slightly larger with cut corners and looping looping along the perimeter. He laid under the blanket, then the blanket, the edges turned, and the carpenter attached to the buttons on the blanket. How is it. It would be easier to paint :)

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №116101
 15.07.2015
A Soviet joke about your rights:
Please tell me I have the right to...
Yes, a citizen is there.
But you didn’t hear me if I was right.
You have, of course you have.
That means I can...
You can’t eat, you can’t.

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