Small: I started it there and she mistakenly told me to write and stopped starting what should I do?
SYN_ACK: Are you Russian?
I have always lived in Russia.
PORTER: Sometimes the algorithm of thought formation in some types would like to consider under a debugger.

Heat, houses under 40, turned off cold water, windows closed. Mosquitoes and flies fly in the crowds, everyone dies, a brother enters the room and says:"Switch this channel, there the snow shows".

Hi, a stranger
Hello, do we know each other? and :)

What type of processor does this laptop have?

Seller: Very powerful Despite the fact that it is two-core, Windows shows that the computer has as many as 4 processors installed and you can now run 4 apps at once.

XXX: Vika today in an elevated mood - dreamed a good dream.
The eyes burn, laughs, smiles, joyfully runs around the house
XXX: And singing a song about suicide

He is a pitch!
Don’t fight with Matt.
The vaginal ball.

Squint: In the case of Mikhalkov, let him do better than he does movies.

Sasha: Yesterday I bought nectarines, peanuts like cucumbers, and the taste of potatoes! O_O

AAA: Every day the cat sleeps on the smoothing board.
AAA: Is it he, how does he hint?

DeN: Here, because of the construction of facilities for the Olympics, clouds are chasing us. There is always Putin, there is someone else.
Dean: I am serious about you!
I: I imagined myself
I:Bla Putin is going, hurry up
I : where?
I: well fucking go to Fifth Gorsk, it’s not far away

and Aesson:
Siddhartha came to us today. They asked him to change the cartridge on the Satan-machine (she is also a multifunctional copy printer). He moved for 10 minutes and changed. I put an old, empty cartridge in a box. And asks the boss, said, where can you leave in your office, so that we can then throw out. She responded to him:
Throw it out yourself, what’s the problem?
I threw it out last time. I then the guard brought him back, said, say, some fool thrown the cartridge on the wash.

On the street under forty
and baby ))
Scorpey: We don’t have a conder at work.
Baby is fucking
Baby: I feel sorry
Scorpey: I go to the server room and on the calls to enter I marry rough
baby : ))) tru admin

Xxx: Greetings
YYYYYYY: Hello
xxx you can congratulate me.
YYY: Did you do great?
xxx is not
YYY: Have you got married?
XXX: Close to
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
yyy: and who is she?))
XXX: The Army
YYY :?? to
XXX: I am not taken there.

I work in the cottage, recently there was a case: came to me in the morning 2 men aged 40-50 obviously money chickens do not have) accepted the order there was a short conversation.
Guest (G): Please switch to sports
Tennis or football?
Tag: football
I picked up and decided to fuck:
Why does SpongeBob not like it?
I’ve already seen this series...
So fuck the guests ?

Bad is when you are packed in a black, opaque plastic bag. Very bad when in parts. The rest is just great.

She: Why did you break up?? to
Koroleva-Tasha: Do you know...
Koroleva-Tasha: Because when he dances, he’s like a frog in a mixer.
Shrinking by Shrinking: =(

and Mell:
What do you do?
and Andrew :
Watching House 2
and Mell:
O_O
and Mell:
urgently scratch the eggs, drink beer and burn louder.
and Mell:
Maybe let go...

The best gift for a woman is a gift made by the hands of a jeweller.

and Murmansk. The construction site. Two days ago, the puppies of the baklawns flew from the nest. Browsing such "spotty broilers" through Murmansk flocks, they do not yet know how to fly, they will only start flying after 3 days, they will fly like adults.
The size is as large as a chicken. Our dogs are urban wanderers and cats do not touch them - they can kill a cat, people do not touch them.
They can run from feet to head.

But how do I know that to my Tajiks? They decided to catch a couple for dinner.
“The Submarines.” They are like chickens wandering around herds. Trio Tajiks decided to catch a few pieces at once. The breezy cover. And what else? They fed, stretched the breezent, put on. The puppies wore a good mate. From everywhere, dozens and hundreds of baklawns hit the "children's" scream. All three Tajiks were buried under the bodies of baklaws. Orals are like sliced, but can you scream a flock of baclans? Some hid in temporary wood. The result - the old sorting did not withstand the weight of 3 Tajik bodies at once, the floor boards failed, the walls of the sorting also instantly collapsed side by side and the sight of the whole construction opened a friendly Tajik trio, hanging in the hole along the belt from below, splintered and shrouded with baklaws from above...

Builders of the Olympic facilities in Sochi are very expecting the end of the world 2012.