The epigram. China builds 100 airports every year. A hundred airports. A hundred. A hundred pieces. Count from one to a hundred and imagine an airport every time. The Bats! is built. Or, for example, a 28 km long tunnel. The train from Guangzhou to Guangzhou passes 510 bridges and 236 tunnels at a speed of 250 km per hour. In 30 years, the Chinese have increased the residential area of the country by 8 times.

My friend told me a few years ago. I don’t remember any details, but the meaning remains. From the first person.

I went to China to negotiate the supply of meat for a factory in one of the former republics. The negotiations went well, the future partner driving his car unfolds from the restaurant, the rain is freezing.
I sit and laugh. My partner asked me what made me laugh. I tell him, you will hardly understand me. Here are two Chinese men in costumes, without umbrellas, under the rain, waving our hands, saying goodbye. They were also at negotiations, came to them by public transport One - the mayor of this multi-million city, the other - the governor. During the negotiations, the mayor, in order to encourage the Chinese partner, says that if you will supply such a quantity of meat, we will reduce your taxes as much as possible (almost to zero). The governor says: If you produce and supply that amount of meat, we will lease you the land for ten years at a rate of... (nearly zero). Mayor and Governor. By rain, the average of such a fifteen-million city.
My partner never understood.

Oh, girls, how smart a man went. He whispered to me in the bus today:
Girl, you have a swing...
I was stupidly red, let the cowards, the lick check... Only from Google I learned that it was a strap on the earpiece.

Where did this shit come from that Muromets was dead?
You will also say that all the other heroes were also dead, raised by the evil will of Vladimir Krasno-Solnysko, and the Serpent Gorinich, Koshia and Ize with them fought against the force of non-living, but merged.
I want this epic in the form of a trilogy and six films based on them.

When the affars with Zadolbali (who wrote for food students) will remove from the lexicon this: "I am a thirty-year-old aunt," "a married aunt of 30 years," "aunt of 28 years" - is incredibly angry. Where was the last time you saw a woman at 30 being a aunt? Such a feeling that a second-class student wrote, to whom a teacher-practitioner of 20 years - a aunt, and a ninth-grade Masha.

It is time to sleep, the bull has fallen asleep.
Lay in a conserve on a barrel.
Sleeping in a tomato.
Only the spruce doesn’t want to sleep.
The head shakes,
He goes to the sandwich.

The best sex in my life was with a woman, 6 years older than me, the magical was time.

The first fifth gives the suggestion meaning that you had sex not only with women.

Z is. Hosts to note. Soda has no less useful and beautiful properties. For example, if you need to boil the skull of the enemy so that all the meat gently dropped, then you can add a few tablespoons of soda to the boiling dish (very carefully, or unintentionally arrange a foam party). After cooking in a soda solution, the flesh from the bones will decay almost independently.

To the news of a new combat suit with exoskeleton of Russian production.
The comments:
And now those who served imagine their flag in such a costume.
Exoskeleton will allow flags to drag through a hole in the fence three times their weight

The employer asked me how much money I wanted for the project. I sent you a picture of Minotaur. He understood it ?

Here they declare

11 hours - work + lunch + road, 8 hours - sleep (minimum), remains 5. Of these 5 more about an hour and a half for breakfast, dinner and personal hygiene. There are three and a half. Let’s say, 2 hours for a family and one and a half for a hobby (well, if you’re lazy and you don’t have a job). And you know, the most precious hour and a half is better spent on sex than watching stupid cartoons for 5-year-olds.

That is, you’re going to spend two hours on a family without watching children’s cartoons, and then a Hour and a Half fuck? I see a man who has no family.

With one friend in nature, I remember, I loved to drink. In autumn, when the cold nights came, it happened that the fire was warm. Wood, of course, was gathered everywhere around, from them a fireplace was grown, but this is the question of the further supply of wood... I understand, it was lazy to walk behind them, and whoever should watch the fireplace, yes. The issue was resolved in an extremely simple way. The other man was told, said, Tolyan, are you admin? by admin! Go into the forest, jump wood. And voila, no more questions about the distribution of responsibilities.)

from ZH:
We were overwhelmed with all the shit.
It’s not that easy, you know.

From the correspondence: Yesterday I feel - direct discharge is needed. Well, the shower before going to bed saves) I lie down and feel - I want to, but I can't, because the head hurts. I’m a superwoman)) refused to have sex because my head hurts))

The wires, which do not hide the fact of viewing cartoons, act against adults, looking at them with confusion. Adult people stop looking and return to the interrupted hot discussion, which of the groups of obaldouis is the best in the world to pin on the grass inflated bubble, and how many more billions of rubles need to go into this matter, so that our obaldouis are the best to pin.

Listened at work:
A friend from Germany called me. When children go to the Netherlands.

And by the way, it’s curious: since dragons eat raw fish, what has it eaten all those 20 years?

Being in the company of fire-breathing creatures, fish is not difficult to burn.)))

"The Economist"

There is no summer, there is no summer... Yes, I only saved 2 thousand on the fumigator plates! And if you consider that the shower can not be taken every night, but after a day, and the water on the counter?

You are not especially happy there, the summer has not yet ended, you can still have time to raise your 2 thousand in August on the electric heating of the home ;-)

Russia has created a supercomputer with a performance of 55 trillion operations per second. The system is focused on solving challenges in the field of artificial intelligence and machine learning"
The first comment: "Let them mine!"

to this:
The hipster came out of the fog, pulled the spinner out of his pocket...

Added to:
I will drink, I will drink, I will drive you anyway!

Infantile and not infantile.
To be a child, we only have to dream.
We are not royal blood, oh, we are not royal.