Blondes and Blondes:
They put me breaks (I think, and they can go through? Who should I ask, the dentist or the dentist?
The Rock:
x_x

Today when I woke up from a good body, I found a note written by me, and I said, “You don’t even know where you were yesterday and what you did!”I’ll have to start correspondence with this alcoholic, because I really don’t remember...

Here you are all - Harsh Chelyabinsk, Harsh Chelyabinsk....We had a case in school, 11th grade wrote a checklist.The fire alarm is issued - the teacher - "Write, school probably." - we are sitting writing. Again, fire alarm - in the same spirit - "We write not distract".After 10 minutes the door opens, along with the smoke into the class firefighter (the library burns), shouts and shouts - "you have at all shouted" at the pins expels us out of the class.During our dispatch from the school, very loudly and clearly bubbled under the nose - "Teachers today went, die but write the check.".
These are the harsh Kazakh teachers.

The newspaper article, about Putin's arrival in Krasnodar, quotes:

"And the sun was burning. The field smelled of heated wheat. And this field must have passed by Putin."

"Do you take out loans? - Putin continued to bread borst."

Because of the tears, it was hard to read.

Protest the EGE at Wassermann!! Or the opposite!! to

All Simply
cat -> tom -> jerry -> mouse -> cheese -> pizza -> ninja turtles -> shredder

I am a programmer myself, I have a friend of mathematics, he has a new aska and an anti-spam bot on it. The question is "writ the number opposite to zero" well I write "unity", "1", "one", it doesn’t pass.... and only then came to me he is a mathematician, I write "infinity"...
Skiman3000

I go to the kitchen and two grandmothers are talking. At the end of the ear I hear: "And this is the case of REPE..."
"O!", I think, "advanced clichés, what rap they are, interestingly, prefer"
Continue: "So, you know how many vitamins, caregivers, in rap"

I: Besides shampoo, I also bought shorts with shorts!!! I’m completely ready now))

This is all your stuff??? shorts, shorts and shampoo....you specifically take things with you only on the letter "S")))))

We are in winter jackets. at the fire. In July. We do not sweat.

Never crack on drunk... Not only do you forget the passwords at all, but some left messaging comes on the soap, which starts with the words:
Hi Polikarp Polikarpovich!

TUT.by The news.

One of the victims in severe condition was hospitalized, and the second escaped from the scene, but was found and hospitalized.

Serious Belarusian Doctors

When I got wifi, for the first time in my life, I felt how strong my legs can be when you sit on a push :DD

For some singers, the bear would be better not to come to the ear, but immediately to the eye.
The head!

Cable Operator

One day I had to put four dozen wires.
A pair at a distance of 100 meters. Most of the distance passed.
above the ceiling at a height of 3 meters. I realized that for my
the only in the office of admin shoulders to solve the task in a reasonable time
is impotent, I began to torture the boss on the subject of attraction
Those of the other builders, and he, shaking his heart, agreed. I developed
I sent them to various offices and waited.

One of the proposals was strongly distinguished from the general mass. The guys said,
That work they will do in just one day, and three times cheaper than
any of the competitors. I called back and clarified, right.
They understood the task. They answered that they understood well, and the speed and
The cheapness is due to the fact that a cable layer is used in the work. I am
was intrigued - with cable makers dealing in the army and decidedly not
Imagine how this device can be adapted to the setting.
Couples under a false push.

On the appointed day, only two installers arrived.
of instruments. As I watched the unloading process, I was looking forward to
a miracle aggregate capable of automating the process. Aggregate is not.
I waited, but the last of the minibus was unloaded.
and Taxa. I was not surprised at the appearance of an animal like me.
They explained that this is a mysterious cable maker.

In the set to the taxi went a special suit with a pen along the back for
transportation, swinging on the head with a LED lamp and a slide. Prelude
the cable was carried out by attaching it to the slide and launching a tax in
Hardly accessible place. Animal rushed to the sound.
the voice or light of the lamp, drawing a wire. The Dog's Roof
The power was enough for 50 meters.

The speed of laying in long and hard-to-reach areas was simple.
and Fantastic. The taxi was worn in one direction on top, and back.
- in the corridor, frightening the female part of the staff. even in the form of a falling
The ceiling panel did not affect her mood: stretching wire
He played the role of an insurance cord, and the dog smoothly descended to the floor.
The guys said that the cable maker is accustomed to such situations.

Laughter laughed, but the tax was seriously on the balance sheet of the company.
Documents were shown to me. Working a friendly group
performed in less than a day, and without prior notice.
the cable and, consequently, without cuts. Truth, work
Our office was completely up - the whole population fled to see
work of the cable operator.

I sent for soap to my son-in-law (husband of my sister), he works at the ATS in a large company.
The company said, “I understand why the tax was introduced.”

The Iceman.

When did you fall in love for the first time? At the 16. In the second
and once? at the 16:30.

I was 3-4 years old at that time. I was a courteous and sociable girl. One evening, his boss came to his father to discuss some work issues. Only my mom and I were at home, my dad had to come minute by minute, and my mom asked the guest to sit down and wait for him. While she was busy in the kitchen, I was polite: "Sit here, please. Does it not blow out the window? Per you should turn on the TV?" The guest in response only smiled and nodded his head, thinking of something his own. Then I (a little kindergarten girl!) I asked, conspicuously blinking, “Maybe you can pour a hundred grams?”

1 to Hello. Does she have one?
2 is there. Read what you gathered?
No, I am a sister.
Do you know that this is not a manga?

German police, called on the road leading to the city of Goslar in the northwest of Germany to remove a dead shark from the road, found that the beast is alive, but is in a state of extreme alcoholic intoxication, on Wednesday the agency France Press.

According to the police, the shark fell asleep in the middle of the highway, cuddling over the cheese.

"In the stomach of the animal, the fruit was broken, and the shrimp was drunk like a pig," a spokesman for the German police said.

Detectives were able to establish the exact composition of the animal's wine map using its excrete, which was full of bones of insidious fruits.

By pushing the perpetrator with a rod, the police were able to crush the shark, which eventually spent the rest of the night on a nearby lawn.

"It was not possible to establish whether the barsuku was caught by his wife after returning home in such a state," the police spokesman ironically said. The RIA News.

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