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[ + 54 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №33128
 18.07.2010
The mystery of the century. The heat is terrible, the water heats up, evaporates, but there is no rain. Fuck, fuck, is it going to happen?
I do not know. But if before our pilots were trained to drive clouds over Moscow, now they will be trained to collect them over it.

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №33127
 18.07.2010
from status to asske: a little more, and I’ll be colder than the air

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №33126
 18.07.2010
What if I tell her something wrong?
AlanF: You will lighten your guilt later...
AlanF: You will stay*

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №33125
 18.07.2010
How is your prince on a white horse looking for you?
WOW: No, probably finally the seat of the brain...

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №33124
 18.07.2010
Vibroboy: and I’m going to shake)
Kiss to sleep. You will sleep. The girl should sleep, not shrink. Where are your manners, lady?
I've always forgotten that I want to marry you XD
KISS: I thought it was your mission like the Terminator.

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №33123
 18.07.2010
It’s terrible...I’m in the village...it’s boring here.
I am happy with my nephew!
DK a.k.a Zmey: Yeah...
Spot: He puts his hands in the salad, sharply raises, screams: "aaaa!!! Damn the tomatoes!! to
DK a.k.a Zmey: My Boyfriend

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №33122
 18.07.2010
from contact. Discussion of a team set for text competitions.

LokiStar: So what do we participate in?
Pro100: Come you, I and the Lonely.
LokiStar is OK. I make an application.
Cross: Take me too
LokiStar is OK. I take :)
Loki, will you take me into the team?
LokiStar: Oh, Viper, we take it :)
LokiStar: fuck me why it seems that the Russian football team is also being recruited

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №33121
 18.07.2010
Vitaly, can I give you an opproos?
ONE: Which one?
When will we go to the cinema?
He is healed.

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №33120
 18.07.2010
Are viruses made by themselves or are they created by someone else?

YYY: Well, we will think that viruses bring an ass.

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №33119
 18.07.2010
I think my sister has been tormenting me for 6 years, ruining my life to some extent. Could it ruin her life a little too? Learn to play in WoW?

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №33118
 18.07.2010
<Sat> Glaz: so far
<Glaz> must go beautiful!
<Mad_zee> is it how? and ;)
<Glaz> Everyone is a Pizdec!!! :D
<Scanner> is kicking Glaz because: ban_24h match

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №33117
 18.07.2010
In the apartment there is a tail ezernet, issuing 10 (internal) ipischnik. The task of identifying the provider, dialogue:

xxx: but still no login password
yyy: try, maybe the freinet (local prob) tail, should let the statistics
Yyy: well, you can call and say you forgot your login password :))))
YYY: I want to say, I’ll have a cable :)
XXX: Yes, this is your idea.
xxx: let 220 in the cable
xxx: and look at the shape of the workers who will come to repair the switch of the HDD

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №33116
 18.07.2010
YYY: What are the plans
xxx: To begin with, teach all my acquaintances to put a question mark at the end of the query sentences.

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №33115
 17.07.2010
Tell me what you don’t expect from me.)
Dmitry: that you will wear the Darth Vader costume, sit down on the inflatable toilet on the wheels, and, swinging the swab, painted with phosphorescent paint, you will ride through the courtyards of the public and scream: "Thousand charrrteys!"

[ + 82 - ] Comment quote №33114
 17.07.2010
xxh: you need to work as a bicycle rider from Samara to Vladivostok - I pump
You will die.

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №33113
 17.07.2010
You already have so much dust that you can write letters on the furniture.
If letters are nonsense. This is when sculptures can be cut out of dust - it is yes, it is dusty.

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №33112
 17.07.2010
XXX: How on the personal front? Test and Error Method?
YYY: Yes, as I tried 15 years ago, so I barely make mistakes.

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №33111
 17.07.2010
Questions to the sexologist:
by 07.06.2010
Hi to. I am 22 years old. I have a girlfriend, we are together for four months, we have this problem <>

17 July 2010
While waiting for your response, we split up.
You react for a long time.

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №33110
 17.07.2010
Lucy: So there were three people, and both guys?

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №33109
 17.07.2010
xxx: ololololo olololo you all have been and have been, write me this in a decent form
WOW: You are all unhindered, instinctively driven people, causing negative emotions sent by the flow of information.

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