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[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №50389
 16.07.2011
What about the “scientific niche”?
and vacuum.

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №50388
 16.07.2011
On the website of Confessions...

My boyfriend and I had almost the same dream tonight. He fought with my ex.
What could this mean?

1 comment: He lied

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №50387
 16.07.2011
She is fucking! I am hot!
He is: not me. It's not hot lol

[ + 73 - ] Comment quote №50386
 16.07.2011
Oh yeah, to be silent! Several hundreds of insurance contracts have been declared invalid due to the absence of the telephones of the insured. The reason for the lack of telephone numbers in the details is that these people are deaf.

[ + 67 - ] [12 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №50385
 16.07.2011
Reflecting on the 22nd anniversary:

Alexander Nevsky at the age of 22 already broke the Swedes... and I at the age of 22 only broke the car...

[ + 69 - ] Comment quote №50384
 16.07.2011
If you compare your body with a car, what kind of body, universal or..?? to
If I compare it to the car, I’m great!! to
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I haven’t been a selfie for a long time, I have a girlfriend ?

[ + 49 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №50383
 16.07.2011
Talk to Potter! Stop! and then I will start the content of each series of Santa Barbara post!

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №50382
 16.07.2011
The Vietnamese peasants considered it an honor to shoot down an American phantom, because for them it was a piece of metal. The Vietnamese were melting down planes into dishes. Only one wing of the phantom could make 5 pots, 7 dishes and plates for 12 Vietnamese persons. The Americans could not afford to supply Vietnamese peasants with such expensive dishes" :-D :-D

[ + 75 - ] Comment quote №50381
 16.07.2011
I married her, even though I only knew her for a week. We like the same music, we even have the same thoughts.
At least get to know her closer. Suddenly married or gay, or confuse can come out. We also have thoughts that coincide with you and music too, but it doesn’t mean that it’s time to go to the shirt, and suddenly she’s there under a shirt of 30 cm and she’s black, and fuck the goose, and then you get married – here she’s going to get off on you by tied to the bed, wearing a mask of Donald Dacca on you and shouting: “I’m a driver of the U.N.O.O. and she’s going to kick you into all the gaps with a negative difference without the right to go up, smoking after this fairy talk and asking: don’t you put a cast plate with a track, and you’re talking thoughts...

[ + 67 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №50380
 16.07.2011
xxx: why is the phrase "the beginning is placed" considered cultural, and the phrase "the end is placed" is no longer very?

[ + 75 - ] Comment quote №50379
 16.07.2011
Larisa: I’m increasingly doubting the normality of this dog... she’s seen that I’m gathering raspberries and let’s eat it out of the bush.
I don’t think I should dig potatoes with her.

[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №50378
 16.07.2011
Advertising is evil. Especially in the cinema.
In the meantime, you’re going to eat all the popcorn. (

[ + 62 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №50377
 15.07.2011
I starved a cat. I found a cat label. It turns out - 43th size ))) The child has become quite an adult.)

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №50376
 15.07.2011
Georgique: Paralympic programming. Programmers in RPR, 1C and VBA are invited.

[ + 79 - ] Comment quote №50375
 15.07.2011
AD_EGO:...and his hands are really golden! Only here they rolled out in curved forms... And put them in the ass...

[ + 108 - ] Comment quote №50374
 15.07.2011
Today I saw a truly instructive example of ingenuity.

A boy and a girl in the car. The girl has a nickname "Radio Lighthouse". It doesn’t get stuck for a minute. Wrecked all the way. Tired of passion. The guy says:
“Nastia, you’re a smart girl, multiply 315 by 12.
Of course I am smart...
Pause and Blessed Silence. It multiplied five minutes until it came to be separated. I was offended. The silence continued...

and Grazhdanin.

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №50373
 15.07.2011
SK: At first you tried to say something, but you were deceived by the tongue.
Noir is...
SK: You got upset and left, then came back and tried to stick... but the rest failed you.

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №50372
 15.07.2011
Today I understood what fasepalm really is, when our administrator said he is immortal like Duncan McNaghets.

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №50371
 15.07.2011
"You will not crack from dirt, you will not rise from purity"
c) The Grandmother

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №50370
 15.07.2011
at work today.
Dimon: Siroga, judging by the fact that you are currently playing, you download something, in the search you enter: "the most unspoken music download the tape with SMS".
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