RIA News 17.07

Russia and Brazil will continue to exchange experiences in the field of sport.

This is what...

Uncle_valico: Some people rest in nature in retaliation for a similar act on its part.

What else is the disregarding "meat-eating"? Don’t you think you’re a bit upset, fellow herbivores?

Appeal to TP:
"Please solve the problem with the phone. Impossible to call. After the call, there is silence. There is nothing after silence"

Antony
The order came quickly, the pizza was hot, but not very fresh.
administrator
Anton thank you! We try!

Is it expensive to bring a hamster to the veterinarian?
A: It is expensive. Let him go himself.

from JJ, stones to the post "Coolbus under the MICROSCOP"

Egorov
Cappuccino, like the mucous of the vagina, fu!

ujasna_vasilisa
She barely broke her neck trying to look at the mucosa. I decided to go to the gym tomorrow.

I read the quotes through the proga on Android... Read the following:

ApXbl4: There were times. The jpg format banners hung in the corner of the site did not move and did not touch anyone.
ApXbl4: Every advertisement pops up in front of you, in the middle of the window where the most interesting, runs after you wherever you did not turn the window, the cross button appears only after 30 seconds, and when you press "Close" a new advertisement opens. O_O
ApXbl4: Advertising will soon turn on the computer itself, go to the internet and tick on itself x_X

Immediately after that, a chrome opened with the advertisement of some bank. Later it came out that accidentally hit the link with the advertisement, but the first seconds on the back of the head the hair moved...

Rapida: In connection with the possibility of prohibition of foreign words, deputies began to grow beards, because it is inappropriate for beards without a beard to rule

and ppc. I recently went to a new job. Today, by the will of fate, I was given the computer of the previous tester. How to Work for an Idiot Survive and Thrive Without Killing Your Boss by John Hoover

The Creator:
With all the fibers of my soul, I wish that in organizations where they are engaged in transferring papers from the office to the office, timely payment will be replaced with a separate payment for the number of served visitors. They run like cute.

With this system of payment, the official who refused a day of 100 applicants will get more than the one who refused 15))))))))

@rayslava: I am continuing to study Korean. He returned from second class.
Hull is suddenly off. HQ and I understand each other very well.
They say to me, “Work!” and I say to them, “Huill.”

How different dolbosavars like to identify themselves with the majority when they need to, but at the same time sincerely consider themselves a unique and unique PERSON. by Facepalm

The forum of one online store that sells electronics, the dialogue between the buyer and the site administrator:
1: I tried to place an order on the website - the site will hang during the ordering process. Well, everything happens, then I tried to contact the online consultant Maria, but she seems unconscious or not alive at all... Then I went further and called the HOT LINE... The line was as cold as the dead online consultant Maria, then you’t answer me at all, although twice said that my call is very important!) Oh yeah, I forgot to say - your site is just something, all curved, steep and unclear how it works, if you paid someone money for the creation of the site then you did it very in vain. I wanted to buy a phone with a tablet, but this is how to try!!!! Do you need buyers at all?
Olga, good day ?
Thanks for your feedback.
Give me your phone number (I will delete it immediately). We will contact you ourselves.
And of course, apologize for the inconvenience.
1: No, thank you very much... I read here how people suffer morally and physically, making purchases in your store and,, I will make the only right decision – make an order elsewhere. I have only one question – is the online consultant Maria still alive, I’m worried...

My most intelligent mother, when she retired, complained that books were expensive and I wanted to read. I bought her an e-book and downloaded the library. I gave my mother with the words: “There’s almost everything here, except the most recent books. "Oh, li" - his mother smiled and tried to check. The first thing she checked was whether there were any bars there.

From the discussion of the military committee’s medical commission, about how they take both healthy and sick:
XXX: I have a feeling.
XXX: Come to them.
XXX: to die
xxx: Then they will say "pff"
xxx: "This is the same actor"
xxx: "Just not to go to serve"

Category "We asked – we answered!"

The question:
That’s why vampire movies don’t reflect their clothes in mirrors. Did they bite her too? O_O

The answer:
They are not reflected due to a powerful refractive field acting at a distance of several centimeters from the body. Thus e. If the vampire appears in front of the mirror in a very thick coat, the top of that coat will still be reflected.

In fact, vegetarianism and reason are completely compatible things. I think the problem here is not in vegetarians as such, but that those of them who attack the brains of meat-eaters are much more cried and annoying (and normal vegetarians, on the contrary, behave calmly (and do right). Hence the prejudice to vegetarians in general.
Unfortunately, the community is often judged by its worst representatives.
Adequate vegetarians – respect!

Same with Orthodox. Because of the fucking shit, my attitude is sharply negative.

xxx: a new project - house 3, where the lone people build their company and try to come up with a highly profitable startup.

XXX: Where are you going?
You will soon become cats.
YYY: Will I break up?
XXX: Agha
xxx: When an object reaches the mercy of a kitten of the same mass, it turns into a kitten.
xxx: Because you can’t be a unit of mass more sweet than cats