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[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №130822
 18.07.2016
1: most importantly on the sandwiches in the entrance of the stairs do not ride.
2: Why did you give up the idea?
3 is yes. I would ride on a snowboard.
2: in, Sanya is now sitting and choosing..snowboard or sandwiches)
2: Let the skies take. The Right Case
Better on the Bayard
5: immediately see people in our chat experienced)

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №130821
 18.07.2016
A true macho fuels everything that moves and drinks everything that burns. What does not move, moves and fuels; what does not burn, burns and drinks.
There is more about the shit that is not stuck, and then collapses further than they see.

Then they wake up and go to school.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №130820
 18.07.2016
xxx:... the Islamic State...
WOW: Who is the swindler?
A terrorist organization banned in Russia, it is easy to guess.

[ + 35 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №130819
 17.07.2016
Even if two dwarves decided to get married, in the vast majority of cases the nickname "he" was used for both. It was just assumed that one of them was there, under the hook, the dwarf and both the newlyweds knew who exactly. Traditional dwarves preferred not to discuss all sorts of slippery sexual issues – out of modesty, or because these questions did not interest them very much... And because all the dwarves adhered to a very simple point of view: if two dwarves decided to get married, it only applies to their two (C)

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №130818
 17.07.2016
xxx: Yesterday was on the shells, I lie down dying, anyone knows how to treat alcohol poisoning?
YYY: A cliché as far as I know.
xxx: You went with your enema, I still have nothing in my body for a long time. It’s just I’m broken, I’m just bad.
YYY: You, Tashmuta, asked how to get rid of poisoning, not loneliness.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №130817
 17.07.2016
xxx: In Ulcinj the beach is real alban. If you want to go shopping among the ladies in the hidjabs, you have to go.

Yyy: If in the hidjabs, they are clearly not Albanians. If anything, there was in Albania, and in Kosovo, and hidjabs if I have seen (which I do not remember), then in a disappearing small number. This is not Helsinki.


[ + 14 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №130816
 17.07.2016
The youth:
The Starring Star:

Sometimes both of them have no breasts, and neither the figure, nor the face, nor the clothes can guess the floor.

What does it matter what gender people are passing by? Does this matter to you somehow? You can’t sleep with them, so get rid of them.

A true macho fuels everything that moves and drinks everything that burns. What does not move, moves and fuels; what does not burn, burns and drinks.
There is more about the bull that is not crooked, and then collapses further than they see, but it is about feeding the military. By the way, there has been a long time about it, it needs to be updated.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №130815
 17.07.2016
I hear the fool.

Idiots, remember you already that the beat is a sports inventory, and the devil is not a weapon. It is not carried out at all for the willingness to rush into the hops (with such a calculation of his lady's heart, rather a balloon in a Taskala bag).

A beat is a sports equipment only when stored with a ball and gloves.

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №130814
 17.07.2016
We had Sisadmin Arkadiy at work. His name was Arkasha Serverny.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №130813
 17.07.2016
I woke up and opened the news tape. In Turkey a coup, in Nice a terrorist attack, people are running in search of some kind of Pokémon. What happens at all. and ally.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №130812
 17.07.2016
xxx: what do you know about "sustainable associations"? Yesterday I called my husband to buy candles from the temperature for a sick baby. How many times have I said the phrase "don’t forget to buy candles", so many times the older daughter (almost 3 years old) added: " and TORTIC"!!! to

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №130811
 17.07.2016
>>>If we give a man the right to one unpunished murder in his life, then our world will be perfect.

"The Night of Judgment"
You are not original.

[ + 29 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №130810
 17.07.2016
Series "Kamo Gryadeshi" and "Witchmin" watched, gray? Or "Four Tankers and the Dog"? Have you heard of Group XIII Stoleti? The likeness of the brave soldier Schweich or Janusz Vishnevsky read? Or maybe Cork? Or can you just shake the witch, and this is where your knowledge of Polish culture ends, gray you are cotton?
And for education, Google helps. If, of course, an uneducated watot knows how to googling, and not just run a toy? The witcher" on the spotlight.
So far in Roissy only green elephants and "creation" Guy Germanics and produce. And there are idiotic laws about fighting anything but not Russian stupidity.

You listed the fifth of Polish cultural achievements. Some of them (such as ‘kamo gredes’) are very mediocre, but we write it to my taste. You for some reason wrote in the Poles Hasek and XIII Století (what stopped, would boast of Shakespeare and Dumas). And what, do you really think that this has so overwhelmed Russian culture that you can call everyone here with cotton grey? Are you serious? Should I start listing Russian writers? Should I list the films of Gaida or Ryazanov? If your acquaintance with culture is limited to Germanic creativity, then you have problems.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №130809
 17.07.2016
Those who feel nothing insult the feelings of those who feel.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №130808
 17.07.2016
Q: What are you unhappy about? You suggested, I immediately agreed. You must be happy like a washed elephant.

Q: Or didn’t you like that I agreed so quickly and had to argue with the foam in the mouth?

M: In fact, you usually really resist for at least 10 minutes, which gives me the opportunity to demonstrate all the brilliance of my irresistible arguments. This is all cold...

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №130807
 17.07.2016
Answering the question on Miley:
What is Crack?
The answer surprised-
It is a single act of voice self-identification of the duck.

[ + 25 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №130806
 17.07.2016
Animals without service

How radical are we on the internet... and weak in our factory? I won’t say what they do on it, but there is a possibility that in five minutes someone’s skin will become a nasal curl ;)

ZY: A couple of people out of hundreds of us still served. Until now, they have not learned to think again before they have their hands pulled - with them, as with children, they now have to babysit.

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №130805
 17.07.2016
According to rumors, as part of the popularization of military service, the Ministry of Defense of the Russian Federation is negotiating with the rights holders of the game Pokemon GO and, after the localization of the game in Russia, the most powerful and rare Pokémon can be caught in the military commands.
YYY Agah, with a high chance to try himself in the role of a fighting Pokémon


[ + 19 - ] Comment quote №130804
 17.07.2016
Announcement to the UN:
I will strengthen your power in the country by means of a pretended military coup. I asked Reggie.

[ + 26 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №130803
 17.07.2016
My mom told me.
She was riding home yesterday in a bus and saw two grandmothers seriously beating at a network store, and one of them in a burst of fire shouts at the other: “You are a minor!”!" o_o

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