ZZZ: translation of class!
zzz: oh, "your classmates" did not write correctly. The same class :)
yyy: a "translation" blaspheme by all the rules of modern spelling

I liked the comment on a pretty crazy news:

"Soon in the news releases will tell who removed whom from friends in classmates..."

I remember crying all over the office over the explanation of one of the installers. I quote literally: "Explanatory. I was late to work for 35 minutes on 9 and 10 July 2004 because of an unbearable cause that I could not explain. the date. The signature"

I have the best dog :)
Seeing something underneath the couch, he looks.
XHHH: I look, and there flash on 16 GB is O.O.Hz whom))
Hopefully soon the dog and the money will start getting :)

Conversation in the forum, discussion of toning.

I was recently told that you can tone the front side by leaving a small triangle to be visible in the side mirrors.

UUU: Dada, and another front, but only leave 2 glasses for the eyes

I sit behind the compilation, carefully reading new quotes. Suddenly, Mom distracts and says, "Why didn't you break the cat of the pelemeni?Their nobleness, you see, does not eat whole pelemens!

In the winter we took a taxi. Well, and I hear other taxi drivers negotiate with the dispatcher. One, dumb, pleased: "Judging by the footprints on the snow, the passengers left"...

I remembered the conversation with an enthusiastic friend of my girlfriend, who returned from Spain, about the following content:
she is, oh, and the boys there are all there, in the maids, pulling, pumped, burned...
I am, they are, they are, they are all in the smoke!
She – what? No, they are not smoking!

How to sleep with grandmothers on the first date, so please, and how to put a flash on your computer, so oh... no... don’t need... suddenly contagious...

All of you women are the same! Sometimes I think before I speak.
She: I once thought 20 years ago, neither hero helped.)))

The younger brother asked why Master Yoda is green when iodine is actually brown.
My brother is asleep, and I can’t.

Andrei
It is cool!! I will buy a pirate bandage in my eye!!!))

Nathanael
Buy a license, not stupid

XXX: How do I know my password?
Ask for a soap.
zzz: Check yourself when entering your password)

Real comments from the 1C software code of a very serious company:

We will do the paperwork. Hands, legs and tail.
//if cha - the firefighters are looking for, the police are looking for, where the scurvy to get rid of shit, according to the ORE code
The Blade Contractor :)
Do we paint papers?
Hutham
The Lappiness
and blue!
The nuclear root.! to
cleaning of rows
Fuck them two.
They took our towns.
We remove old documents.
Setting the columns
Hey there... see. below
The date? Number of payments, mother of their legs
What a fucking banker! What dull pitfalls are there sitting on the programming of the unloading!! to
How to get 90% of payment information from the payment destination line!! to
And the matrix fails again, and we do the shit again.
The Megapixels!!!! The year!! Sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss!!! to
Bank of RTS and ATS is the most mercenary shit in the world!
// initialize the type of LinePayment, so that there is no licking (the sign of modifications arises.) At the first opening
The Cossacks!! to

Surfing on the inuit just stumbled on a link in Google - help pick a name for the cat. I thought it was a women’s site of some sort, well, or an ordinary forum. It was a bodybuilder forum. It was very pleasant that a crowd of harsh men, pumping their muscles for days, picked up very tender names for a kitten, which was recently introduced by one of them. I never thought they were capable of that. Now - I take off my hat in front of these men, because they stayed in the shower the same.)))

If the device from which you access the Internet, modem or network card, put in the microwave, then the speed of the Internet will double! Truth is truth!

Women's forum discusses pepper tincture for hair growth

*** by
In her early youth, she was engaged in the restoration of the degenerated grape (after chemistry), so she carved there in the spirits of chamomile saffron and what she was still... put as a monument to the battery... and by the time she took out... a direct honey-drawn liqueur.
I drank...

The sister worked in the staff department of one office, the rules were strict - who is late, the year does not give the prize.
Only one was forgiven. Sisadmin was late, writing an explanatory "Sleep at the wall. has transitioned. It lasted 15 minutes."

The Internet God exists.
The third day (without stops) hit StreetFighter 4 from Rapida. If you suspend or turn off the computer, it will not work. If the connection breaks down, the same thing.
There was one hundred percent left, I sadly (but hopefully) looked into the screen of the Opera downloads. Under the table, I whispered my legs, turned UPS, and so on. And suddenly... I didn’t hold the interruptor, he turned to the side, grabbed the wire from the modem, the modem falls, the cable flies out... I raise my eyes and see literally a second before the fall appeared the inscription “the boot is complete.”
That’s how they become believers.

Conversation in the kitchen:
Mother :
I need a green...I don’t remember what it is called. In the letter "K", but not basil.
My sister thought a little:
The Ukrup?