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[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №116060
 14.07.2015
This is five!
The news:
The plane on solar cells, the batteries burned!"
The path of Icarus is a repeat of the past.
:D

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №116059
 14.07.2015
The Seed of Desire is an anti-utopia novel by writer Anthony Burgess (1962).
Due to the shortage of resources and overpopulation, the government encourages various methods of reducing fertility. State agencies are engaged in grotesque advertising and propaganda of homosexuality, homosexuals have advantages over heterosexuals in promoting on the official ladder. Some people pretend to be homosexual in order to obtain material goods, secretly having mistresses.
It’s all described long ago.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №116058
 14.07.2015
Chanson is when a man cannot not sing. But I would very much like him to be able.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №116057
 14.07.2015
(from one of the women’s websites)
...I wonder what is meant by the words "appropriate response"? Men and women have a different understanding of this expression. If for a guy to adequately react to "coming drunk in the middle of the night" it is to understand, to forgive, to sleep, to feed in the morning. So the woman is quite adequate to wrap a scandal on this topic))

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №116056
 14.07.2015
222 performs upgrades of servers outside of working (customer) time.
There was this dialogue today:
111: Why are you not working?
222: Because it is working time!
111: O_o

[ + 27 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №116055
 14.07.2015
– – – – –
Jesus himself was circumcised, because he was a Muslim.
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What is it???O O O O O O O O O
Get rid of it, eh?

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №116054
 14.07.2015
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! What did you load me? - shouted Neo, running with a gasoline pile after monsters.

[ + 30 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №116053
 14.07.2015
Because there are informal rules, and they must be followed. It was and will always be.
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Everything I owe is written in the Tax Code, everything I owe is written in the Criminal Code. Go to the bathroom with your "unofficial" norms, and there observe them, I will fool them.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №116052
 14.07.2015
by Nikita:
fucking
Such heat
There will soon be a prostitute.
with dragon eggs.
30 in the office
Suraiah
by Alexander:
Didn’t two hobbies come and throw a ring?
by Dmitry:
Did not the iron man drown in a melted metal?

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №116051
 13.07.2015
XXX: Do not try to get rid of it.
Yyy: In which of the two verbs are the letters rearranged?

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №116050
 13.07.2015
In Melbourne, every tree was assigned an e-mail.

and laphroaig:
I asked Yasen: 'Where is my favorite?
Jasmine did not answer, shaking his head.

0lympian: Rather, somehow like this:

Postmaster notify: undelivered. Host name lookup failure.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №116049
 13.07.2015
Mr. Y: The lady was with the cockroaches. In the literal sense.
Mr.Y: Yesterday was at her guests, before visiting the bathroom was confused by the insight "You see such a big cockroach - don't kill, it's a cousin".
Mr. Y: I’ve never met Kuzma, but since then I’ve only thought of him. Also, the most vigilant trip to the toilet in my life.
BuPTy03: Yes, stop
BuPTy03: I’m just breaking between two offensive jokes, so choose yourself:
BuPTy03: a) A healthy cockroach with a beard and a waist is standing on a tank and terribly says: "YOU! Shall not! Pick up!"
BuPTy03: b) Translating another classic: cockroaches are not in the clowns, but in the heads!
Mr.Y: I will support the domestic producer and my intellectual image by voting for b)
Mr.Y: And I will even add: and some of them are also Madagascar!)
BuPTy03: Wow, what a good guy, straight hands to my Venus made ))

[ + 15 - ] Comment quote №116048
 13.07.2015
"Because it is so accepted. Because there are informal rules, and they must be followed. It was and will always be.
In early childhood, children learn to distinguish boys from girls by hair and clothes. It is right"

Thank you, dear man, there has always been a suspicion that most people are mentally retarded, but so much?! to

I suggest from this and dance: "sick, you have a wave!", "Fedor Stepanic, let’s go to him? "Yes, but I first pi-pi", "What else "rose"? He is not in the rainbow! What do you think of color?" I taught it as a child, and that’s right.

Many disrespectful, according to official norms, if a person is not trained, he is given a reference, and by informal, if someone stresses you with his stupidity, then he is given a trip to a walking erotic journey.

More dangerous than clinical idiots are only initiative.
Mr Jablonsky –

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №116047
 13.07.2015
Part 2
Pick up and put on stones. At the end of the sabotage, the best way out is to shutdown your legs and place your log there, allowing the ladies to get off.

If you are a lot of users - advice: arrange and allocate a separate swap patch in the forest. Otherwise, every day or two you will encounter everywhere on your stupid springs. Even worse when it comes to strangers.

The bedroom is usually large in volume, but the hoposho is compressed with the help of a compression package of any vepsia. I rub a few meters of thick piece - it is longer, but the degree of compression is higher.

All power sources are consistently applied in the two-tpi-four-type package - otherwise, after gpoz, the power can be extinct for a long time.

I always watched the speed and the date. Do not use stable veps and do not hpani - do not doubt, there will be no life with them.

Make sure that the tent is always covered. Especially if there is any emulator windows installed - a potential DPA is safe.

Never leave it fixed for the night. Otherwise, a cloud of small hackers will fly and it will tick up to the utp, as if you pump anything out.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №116046
 13.07.2015
Damn the guy! I haven’t seen you from school! Let’s get together, let’s bump somehow? Where do you live that?
On the other side of the cultural divide.

[ + 17 - ] Comment quote №116045
 13.07.2015
MABUITO: And I just recently got out of the bunker of Chinese pornography and for me this post proved very useful. I wanted something unforgettable :D
xbron: "Chinese porn?" O_o
peter47 is anonymous. It is about Anime. The Chinese porn. It is right.

[ + 33 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №116044
 13.07.2015
"Angar, who had a wreath on the roof. From the inner side. And not just one, but as if it was done many times... Because there is a system in the plane that always works.
It is..."
It is ===
From birth until the age of 12 lived at military airfields (father - a fighter pilot). The autonomous catapult is true. About the wreaths, and many more - the stars. Pyropatron, the father told, shoots a catapult with such force that the spine seems to have folded twice - there you have to quickly leave the zone where the multi-ton glands freely fall, throwing the torches of flames. The roof of the hangar chair will break through just for the departure. The concrete will not be broken, but there is no remainder on it. And this is a guaranteed death, even Soviet soldiers are not so dumb to try again and again. And the real case: the boys from the neighboring house broke into such an open ground in the weekend. One of them catapulted. The plane stood on the stand not quite horizontally - something was decommissioned there and the chair went not vertically but with the departure to the horizon. The square is large, there is a steering track, along which fighters from the airfield took their way. So there was literally Nothing left of the guy, just a wet red strip on the asphalt. You say, there are a lot of mistakes.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №116043
 13.07.2015
This is:

My 7 year old daughter is frozen. He threw his coat on her, her knees folded and she fell.

*** by

A couple of years ago I got drunk in a bike club. In the head is a vertex. The program is striptease. Everyone has their girlfriend on the table. We had a very fragile person. Something masculine and noble in me woke up. It seemed that she was forced to work, she was unhappy and cold (by season - autumn Peter). Not thinking long, one move I throw on her my jacket with a built-in metal turtle all in iron, more than 10kg in total. So I will never forget those eyes drawn by the weight in the table sheet. Fortunately, there were no injuries, only moral injuries. Sorry to Julia.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №116042
 13.07.2015
Gerasim: Blade weather...10 degrees, wind, rain does not stop...October
GERASIM: I melted the oven today!! to
Are the dogs over?

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №116041
 13.07.2015
Silv_m> generally, the shame, where the gifts from the collective, where my virgin bonded by a bandit
xxxx> and in the server under the server looked? )
Silv_m> and, of course, you have to look, usually there is to put virgins and other gifts.
Could it be that your main gift was released, ate all the chocolates and drank all the beer and ran away?
xxxx> runs somewhere all dotted in chocolate and wrapped in beer, wrapped in greeting red giant bands

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