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[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №33088
 17.07.2010
and Odessa. The Ukrainian was summoned to the KGB.
- Explain, citizen Bondarenko, why you are regularly sent
Shipments from Israel?
During the war I hid a Jew.
And you, the Soviet Ukrainian, are not ashamed to receive mailings from these Jews?
Have you thought about your future?! to
Yes, I’m hiding the Chinese.

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №33087
 17.07.2010
arseniv (18:25:35 15/07/2010)
First, show that the product of any n consecutive numbers is divided by n!

Wadim (18:25:55 15/07/2010)
Is it a factor or an order?

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №33086
 17.07.2010
Antonio Cheguevaros
Shashiki Ba Shashiki

S_Navigator
Yes, with water, and with cold water.

Antonio Cheguevaros
Ah, with a petry d’a crapper!

S_Navigator
Yes...

Antonio Cheguevaros
Fuck, I’ll go home and get my eggs!

S_Navigator
The taste of shrimp?

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №33085
 17.07.2010
Kalinin
Ford Mustang has passed...

Kalinin
I haven’t seen him for six months.

NGEN
MB in the army was a guy.

Kalinin
Probably on the bench.

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №33084
 17.07.2010
Probably on the question "How did you spend the summer?", I’ll have to list all the series I watched (((

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №33083
 17.07.2010
Tequila: I am not trusted by the murdered jigulan with a propane bottle coming out of the trunk and the number "r666r" standing on the parking lot next to my car...

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №33082
 17.07.2010
A_len (17:06:33 15/07/2010)
Buy a large ice cream on the way to me.

The crying clown (17:06:45 15/07/2010)
No, I will not get out of the car.

A_len (17:06:47 15/07/2010)
Started

The crying clown (17:07:21 15/07/2010)
In the car of Conrad

A_len (17:07:34 15/07/2010)
I am at home with my breasts))))))))))))))

The crying clown (17:07:44 15/07/2010)
Missed... missed...

The crying clown (17:08:09 15/07/2010)
I’ll buy ice cream, squeeze on my breasts and eat! and :)

The crying clown (17:08:17 15/07/2010)
Then go to the car.)

A_len (17:08:47 15/07/2010)
O_O

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №33081
 16.07.2010
Chiffy
I just came from the sea :)
BloodDoctor
The happy...
Chiffy
Happiness is another.
BloodDoctor
I know, but your breasts already have that.

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №33080
 16.07.2010
The end of the world will look like this: the sky will open like a toilet cover, and a huge ass will appear.

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №33079
 16.07.2010
Are you cowardly at work?
The Rock: Aha
The Rock: the bull I am after work))))
Alizium: *rofl*

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №33078
 16.07.2010
The light bulb has been burning for 109 years.

I will also give my light bulb the name of the electricity as if I have their fucking whole 4 I will be confused
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №33077
 16.07.2010
“Daddy, daddy, because of you the guys don’t call me to play with them anymore!
What happened? Why not call? Why because of me?
"Because you suddenly decide to remotely rebut the router, and in the middle of the raid they are flying out of the patch a hiller and two sapports hanging at my windows.

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №33076
 16.07.2010
XXX> are you here? Listen, on the server, the apache at the start rattles and does not work. Can you see?
YYY> Yes
YYY> I’m also struggling and not working now =)

[ + 69 - ] Comment quote №33075
 16.07.2010
My friend recently got married and said she was pregnant.
I: Jih, so nice to drive with the little one
I: or small
She: It is certain!!! to
Nights without sleep...
She: headaches...
They are dirty pellets.
She is cooking.
It is cleaning.
It is: sludge...
She is SOPLY.
And it’s just a husband...

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №33074
 16.07.2010
Countess: A-a-a-a!!! I smelt with lemon oil and it burns!!! A A A A A A A! The spot is red!! WOWU

LNka: Countess Zalaź trait in the tea)))

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №33073
 16.07.2010
Dars: how now to give birth to children, around so many infections... AIDS, hypatitis, wow... it’s terrible to live

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №33072
 16.07.2010
yyy: Good title: "Scientists shed light on colon microbiology" %))

XH: O_o

I’m embarrassed to ask who is on the lamp :)

[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №33071
 16.07.2010
The real case of the agent’s trubles and the brutal lies of the inite:
Sunny, I long wanted to confess to you... I love you.
I love you too, my dog!! to
*Your message has not been delivered*
WOW: I love you too!
*Your message has not been delivered*
Tagged with: lt lt lt lt lt
*Your message has not been delivered*
It was all in the ass ((((
Message Delivered *
It does not eat!!! to
*Your message has not been delivered*

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №33070
 16.07.2010
rkt: would be a rock musician, would name the group "psh", you represent a full stadium, wait for the start of the concert and at the same time all these thousands of people sing in the whole voice "psh"! Shit!"

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №33069
 16.07.2010
XX: Why do you go to the Carpathians and I learn from Xushi?
YYY: Oh you are! Why would I know this from you?

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