Part 1
Install local networks. Networking can cause conflicts with Ribnadzop, and this is then treated for a long time. It is better to put a local beetle on the beetle, but not from the pot. A big puppy, they’ll be chased.

If a tent is installed, it is necessary not to let go and sleep.

If you are installing upstream - be sure to study the manual, there is a lot of non-private.

To download water is better from the columns, it is more freshly: the one that goes with the landscape, not always copepectly sabotages - can then distract with frequent piping.

The freshest dpows are the worst. They are still rash, they usually have a license (if broken - conflicts can arise). Therefore, it is best to keep the stain. But he has the property of falling down and peeping down - know how to jump back.

Ohhhhhh I sit reading news of the Air Force, Science section
One day, pushing the rod into the mouse’s vagina, he caused the rodent to react unexpectedly.
Ohhhhhh The fucking work of people is fascinating.

I have a birthday. My husband suggested changing the phone. My old, slender, but it works. Hearing that they wanted to change him, he died overnight. You’ve been injured by your talk, fucking.

Composed from the forum :)

What year is it in the court today?
In theaters go Mad Max, dinosaurs of the Jurassic period and Terminator.
Clinton against Bush.
The new Windows comes out with the "Start" button.
If "Red Hot Chili Peppers" returns to the charts, I will definitely think that Marty and Doc got something wise...

The news:
A 53-year-old Japanese man who travelled to the Toyota plant in St. Petersburg committed suicide.

Is it so fucking gathered? O_O

My wife was delighted yesterday :) I was fighting in the kitchen, she watched the "dacky answer". He comes and says:
- They use a massive cedar penis as a table.
– What what? O_O
A massive penis cedar, they said.
–... ???? O_O
Massive foam of cedar!

Today we are in the store: "Sasha! No can be so! You change your mind more often than our mom!"

At work, the water cooler was installed unsuccessfully: the user risks getting the back of the door of the cabinet that opens inside. Owners are aware, so before entering they are warned that they will open now.

The cold stopped, but the habit remained. The new employee seems to think we’re all a bit weird here.

Since when have 30-year-olds become basarines?? to

Well, from the point of view of the 14-year-old, all girls over the age of 19 are aunt. Deep and sadly elderly.

Do you want to go out tomorrow or tomorrow afternoon?
I want to, and when exactly?
Be as comfortable as you are)
He: Tomorrow then
She: No, let’s do better after tomorrow.

Andrei was on vacation for a week. I come - half of the department resigned, the head of the department who worked for 10 years in this organization resigned, and the other half of the department is on leave. I sit alone, the director comes in, looks at me so suspiciously: "Andrei, do you want to quit by chance?No?

From the vacancy:
Required: Machinery of the excavator hose with cane.

A rough machinery...

xxx: Is it true that when admitted to the police, first of all, the students are brainwashed, destroying a person's identity, and taught to see the offender in everyone who does not wear the uniform of the Ministry of Internal Affairs, including close relatives?

YYY: I am afraid to submit your question to the assassinator.

Apparently, the art of trolling becomes an important skill for Russian top officials, just as poetry was once a must for Chinese imperial officials.

It turns out, if you can't get your child to take a bitter pill, you just need to throw it on the floor - he will definitely pick it up and eat it.

My grandmother Antonina has not been there for a long time. She disappeared when I was only four years old. I remember it very bluntly, but one night I see it like it is now. It was a snowy winter evening in a village near Leningrad (at the time deaf). My grandmother persuaded me to go for a walk before going to bed, but I was capricious: I didn't want to dress, to go out in the cold. Then she said, “And suddenly something wonderful, the most beautiful, must happen right now? You don’t want to go out and go through it all?”I won’t say to believe too much, but I dressed up and went out with her.
We were gluing the snowballs when I saw two girls driving a huge red horse on our street... Before that I had only seen horses in pictures. The girls matched us, greeted us... and offered to roll me... My enthusiasm is hard to convey. I was fed with joy, and when I was put up! On a real horse. I almost burst out of happiness... And we drove to the very end of the street and back. And I told my grandmother that this was the happiest day of my life (and now remains one of the happiest).
Of course she was right. Therefore, when my two little ones grow up, when they are capricious and do not want to go anywhere, I will tell you about the wise pra-pra grandmother and how she believed that miracles happened.

A man comes to his friend and says, “Yes, I’m sleeping here with the priest’s wife.” Couldn’t his friend be able to delay the Holy Father a little after the service, literally for an hour?
A friend of course doesn’t like it all, but friendship is friendship, and he agrees.
After the service, a friend approaches the priest and begins to get him, asking all kinds of nonsense. In the end, the priest gets bored with all this and he asks directly: why is the man attached to him?
Well, the man becomes ashamed, and he confesses that his friend has asked to hold the Holy Father in order to have fun with his wife.
The priest smiles and says, “Hurry home, my son. I have no wife.”

A friend from Skype.

XXX: Olovololo
Shadow of them to do decided to play in the Akinator, well fuck which characters guess. I guessed the crab from Bob's sponge:
Does your character have hands?
– No
Is your character carnivorous?
Yes Yes
Is your character currently playing in the team Virtus.PRO?

In movies, when detectives find a trace, they always say, “You need to call a cinologist with a dog.” I wondered, what would a cinema be like without a dog?

We are going to McDowell on Saturday with my wife and daughter from Megha. Movement in the left rows is normal, 120-130, someone rancid, someone hamit, in general, as usual. And then the woman who was sitting quietly before said, “You just look at what beautiful clouds are!” I answer machinewise: “Well, I just have the clouds and look at...". She breathes and answers, “Well, if you want, I’ll lead you, and we can’t look at the clouds together.”