A commentary on a photo from Turkey, where a tank is standing on the "nine":
The car stopped a tank and a coup in Turkey.
We said we can’t do cars ?

xxx: get out of the comp, go to the gym, get involved and then meet the girls
As long as you can, you are called by these gamers.
When was the last time a girl called you?
Tagged: yesterday
Don’t worry, only the alarm clock is ringing.
That’s because you only start him.

X: Boys, if I lie on the floor for two hours every day, will it be considered regular sex?
A: If you do it, it will be.

In the television:
"eat blinkers with the meat of a well-known manufacturer, and a few hours later an ambulance came to him";
He is not an ambulance, the police have to come to him, the fucking people!

About the birds:

In the 80s he served in the Moscow suburb, where the crows clearly shouted "kurr-va", "kurr-va", which was very fun for the crows of Polish origin.

>>>A "In the Urals" in our courtyard two bombs live, because it is an old dead truck.

And I grew up three times in the Urals: mountains, river and motorcycle.

Parents have their own understanding of reality.
xxx: Mom asks today - "What news about Turkey, I listened to?"
I say that the military coup was at night, unsuccessful. And she said to me, with such an indignation in the voice: "We found when to turn, in the midst of the season!"

"Right and gently – out! by UTA! by UTA! With a break of half a minute"

Just the same shit:






(In Chelyabinsk)

Not to hide. Listen to the entire CIS

The tragedy ended in the love consolation of the couple, who decided to have sex near the railway. A passionate lady in the midst of a kindness cut off her head by a passing train."

This is not even a nomination for a well-known prize, it is a pure victory with a knock-out.

..."Things that did not serve"....
Some “creatures” did not serve, others “creatures” did not give birth, and the layer of jelly is not of those and not of those. So we live.

Judas Iskariot: Pokémon not to catch, temple in shorts not to go, with Jesus selfie not to do!
That scares the kids :D

- Guys, please tell me if there are rabbit paths at the Kyiv station and where exactly?
It’s smart, but I won’t act.
I think there is no point in hunting near the Kiev station, the rabbits do not settle near crowded places.

1. and I stitched under work "Metal Corrosion" hard. Today’s topic is HY!
The bush does something to me, and in my ears "worms come out of the wet graves!"
And no dissonance at all!
1 is exactly!

Fireinthehole
It seems to me, my friends, that a very correct translation in this case will be the banal "Now rvaneet!". With such a translation it will be usable in any of the aforementioned contexts and will even retain some idiomaticity.

In the network, the majority of people write with mistakes, use matte through the word, spit on the style of the language from the high bell of their phygism, but as soon as we talk about Ukraine and Belarus, everyone immediately brushes to the defense of the norms and rules of the Russian language.

The children’s show "Good night, kids!" needs a new host. The staff of characters is fully equipped: Phila, Stepaška, Khrushchev, Karkuš and Valuš.

"Pokemon Go
Of course, everything has a reverse side: for example, by creating its own "pokestop", one of the criminal groups seduced teenagers and rided them of all the extra. Including from smartphones."
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For any Pokémon hunter there will always be a smartphone hunter.
yyy - This is the R team, all according to the canon ;)

XXX: The Hunt
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I am your ark.

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- Assistant Engineer Uzunovo Moscow 11:26,your name is Leša) Reply
Until then, he did not know his name and did not respond.

What are your professional skills
I hunted Pokemon.
Where do you see yourself in five years?
The Pokemon Coach
What are your main goals?
Catch them all.
Why do you want to work in our company?
You are in the negotiating pitch.