PP: I argue with my husband, woe, shake my hands. And myself in the meantime I think: I would have to break the old cell phone on the wall, like out of anger, so that he would buy me a new one later.

XX: Pablo Picasso is a Holoso
YYY: A Henri Maitiess is a Zebisc!

Q: What kind of window do you have?
I have an opera.
HH: Of course, I have no questions anymore...

from ZH:
I found a book on the network with an attractive title "Documentary of rural romance".
It jumped.
It turned out - "Manual of the rural repairman"...
What an annoyance!

I am going to the doctor (B).
Patient (P): And you don’t know urologist Pommelkin is working today?
by :? We don’t have such a doctor.
Q: Why not? He was the chief urologist.
A: He is not a Pommelkin, he is a Bodunov.

- Remember, you were very upset when your girlfriend called you "cat". How did you get her out of that?
I put her in her shoes.

Chat channel on ICCUP

xxx: can you tell me how to remove the statistics?? to
Tagged: clearstats yes
It is blue!!!!! to

In Minsk, an incassator car was attacked. The attackers turned off the wheels, filled gasoline and fled in an unknown direction.

Yesterday came up with how to meet online in the style of Tarantino
Hi your mother.
You are silent, your mother.
Are you silent, your mother? Do I have a status"Silence him in response", your mother?

Another version says that the officers of the Russian army played this game on their own will to surprise others with their courage.
The last phrase is lighted blue as a reference. I nodded on it and jumped over to the article "Idiotism"

Ahhhhhh The officers of the Russian army were not bullies at all. One bullet is loaded in the revolver. The balance of the drum changes. When a risky guy in the pursuit demonstrately scrolls the drum, holding the revolver in the stretched forward hand, due to the mass of the cartridge, the drum is usually stopped by the cartridge down. This is if the weapon is well cleaned and lubricated, and the "focus" knows how to perform this trick. Of course, there is no shot. But intrigued, not smart and not sober viewers can behave.

Today I went to the beach for the first time. It burned. When she came home, all possible means of relieving suffering went on, up to rubbing with vodka. Then a friend jumped, looked at it all and said:
"You're straight my sexual fantasy 3 years ago, a hot girl from whom smells like vodka.

From Habr:
I was interviewed for a programming vacancy.
He managed to sneeze and sneeze at the same time. The programmer was not taken, but offered the position of Sisadmin.and :)

max.hori : Funny, interesting, only in the Russian metro, near the box office, where they issue tokens, floors with bars.

YYY
Try at least once in your life to do what you want... despite all kinds of "but" and "and suddenly". without thinking, who will think what and who will say what about you... this is your life... and you have the right to build it as you want.
XXX is
Oh thank you! I will break up a couple or three people.

We are repairing the facade, putting forests to the building. I sit on the second floor, in my room by the window, watching a movie. Then suddenly the dirty face of the worker emerges from the fork and says, “Do you accidentally have no strawberries?” I am Carlson..."
The Curtain, the Curtain

Review of the game "The Witcher 2" One of the comments:

The Gentlemen! I am in nature with this game! A hundred "Trojan" for me on "hard" and steel hernia in the cooler, if it doesn't put a cooler than a fool under the cold "Haineken"! The dolphins did not stumble and gave them a dolphin masterpiece, so that their uterus feathers depicted love in French! And I have put on all disagreements the intercontinental ballistic member of the same party since 1903. Because they are skilled in computer games, like a begemot in acrobatic rock and roll. by Dixi.

Thank you First Channel for broadcasting on my never-before-before-before-before broadcast TV!

Real chocolate should contain at least 70% of the Babao.
What is this tropical beast? O_O
Max: It eats the fruits of baobab and cocoa, and then... well you understood))

I want to fly.
She: And I too.
to embrace somebody.
She: And I too.
He will fall and talk.
She: And I too.
He: And then fucking hard all night.
She is:
Fuck, I thought it was fucking :D

I understand, of course, that in the cartoon (the horn and the copite) to portray a bull with a member is vulgar and unethical, but they clinged to it in a nutshell?! to