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[ + 20 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №130762
 16.07.2016
This mathematical test will determine your level of education (link)
I don’t have a browser like this.
UUU: apparently, browser - humanitarian

[ + 17 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №130761
 16.07.2016
72-year-old Mick Jagger will become a father for the eighth time.

[ + 24 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №130760
 16.07.2016
If we give a man the right to one unpunished murder in his life, then our world will be perfect.

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №130759
 16.07.2016
A friend told me.
The employee resigned six years ago. Before that, I took a loan at the bank and indicated our phone, the type where it works.
The call yesterday.
Bur-Bour, to me is “Fenykin.”
There is no such, it does not work.
Yes, I’m on you... I’m on you... for hiding!!! for the fraud!! I condemn you!! They will come to you and explain everything to you!!! You are going to write all the blood!! to
Are you sure you can talk like that?! to
Yes you, yes you! Yes to me!!...
If anything happened, he would call the Investigative Committee. They broke the room - the opera came, brought.. sat for 15 days for the threat of physical punishment and hooliganism.
P.S When the judge read his sentence, all those waiting for their sentences were knocking in the hallway. Here is the “love” for the collectors. It unites...

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №130758
 16.07.2016
– Rabbi, what do you think of this Posner and Urgant?
So, have they been married?
No, you are God, you are God! They just made a movie where they blaspheme Jews, blaspheme Jerusalem, blaspheme Israel...
Oh, I beg you. If someone made a film praising Jews and Israel, then they should be afraid. And this is a normal hashtag: two Jews blaspheme Israel, and the Goyim look and pay money. Jesus and the Apostle Paul began.

[ + 25 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №130757
 16.07.2016
Graz899: I received 14.50 rubles for the story in an army newspaper about a young pilot arriving in the famous part (right "White Belt"). One expression still presses me: "Funnyly, the plane jumped over the airport before releasing a brake parachute".

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №130756
 16.07.2016
Comments on Code:
!! bySweatshirts – make it human!! to

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №130755
 16.07.2016
Translation of "fire in the hole" - "what runs". and all. Divorced here.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №130754
 16.07.2016
I answered the last claim (what do you say about Ukraine, this is not an island), lost patience, and said, “You can’t talk about the homeland now too?”and "
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I always quote Chernomyrdin: "go to the fuck" said in exactly the same case this wonderful man

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №130753
 16.07.2016
The woman cooked so thoughtfully:
Home food is better. You know whose hair is in your plate.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №130752
 16.07.2016
Tag: errors
WOW :?? to
xxx: Sorry, the foolish phone in the back pocket of the pants leaves comments
Zzzz: Some people leave whole posts.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №130751
 16.07.2016
If so, Beijing is not Beijing at all, but rather Beijing.
But what is the point of insulting these barbarians?

[ + 18 - ] Comment quote №130750
 16.07.2016
They are worse than vegans. Humans are 20% genetically modified cucumbers. Go to FP.
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Not entirely correct.
"The point, the point, the fifth -
Rosie is guilty.
Hands, legs and legs,
It was a man!"
Man on 25% cucumbers: straw, fingers, legs and cucumbers.

[ + 21 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №130749
 16.07.2016
Interested by? Is the American a grandmother or a game?

This is a connective pipe connection with a naked gauge. This is so that the ventilator does not dry out.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №130748
 16.07.2016
What would you do if you had a billion rubles?
I would be worried that I had it and it is no longer there.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №130747
 16.07.2016
A boy walked with his grandmother:
- Probably, Dad is now kissing Mom: lying on her, kissing her. It is as soft as a pillow.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №130746
 16.07.2016
I hope you distinguish between Islam and Islamism.
SpitOutPoison: Enlighten, be so kind
Anchelor: the second at the end of the suffix isma
Maxcolt: It is because of this suffix that Islamism becomes radical and calls for the killing of unbelievers, unlike Islam.
Anchelor: -isma (suffix prohibited in the Russian Federation)

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №130745
 16.07.2016
Sometimes you want to do something, for example, to open your umbrella in the rain, but suddenly a friend appears and advises you to open the umbrella, or the rain will wet - you open the umbrella, and he rejoices and considers himself a genius because you listened to him.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №130744
 16.07.2016
Context: A maid (75+, thin Jewish grandmother, a former physics teacher) came to visit and was left at home to watch Mexican workers changing the pipes in the house. The house has two floors, and its septic (which is important).

MMM: Here you are a scientist, explain me what happened. I came – home smelled, in the bathroom on the first floor everything was in a brown spot, all the windows were open, Andrés and José were all beaten with wet clothes, Manuel was sitting on a table in my coat, and your mother was walking through the kitchen, hand in hand, and with a characteristic intonation in bad English, reading a lecture on the law of Bernoulli.
Fire: What is it?! to
A few versions...
Do you give up?
The Fire: Well?
mmm: I give a hint - a stifled ventilation pipe, a filled septic, lazy mexes, Home Depot, a 2.5 kW pump, a manny on a pot on the first floor, a fountain of shit, a cliché, a scream, and, worst of all, "mam, we don't know how it all went".
The fire: No.
mmm: further coronary, “ignorance of the laws of physics does not relieve responsibility” (using the words “laws” and “liability”), the workers in panic (they only understood these two words to see). In the meantime, the control will be written.
Tagged: fucking
Buy them beer, or I’m really sorry for them.

[ + 18 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №130743
 15.07.2016
"fire in the hole!"

There is a nice word, Atas, he shouted, and everyone understands: danger, shake up before it is too late.

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