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[ + 25 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №116000
 12.07.2015
Looking through the mad Max did not leave the thought that they... in the desert... in the post-apocalypse... the roads are much better than our "high-quality asphalt crumbs" :(

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №115999
 12.07.2015
The salad that I ate was already worn out.and (
Oh my God! Have you been poisoned?! to
No, it has passed!

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №115998
 12.07.2015
Caffeine is harmful to health. Sugar is harmful to health. Oil is harmful to health. But do not be upset! It is also harmful to health.

[ + 16 - ] Comment quote №115997
 12.07.2015
I am an adult man. I have the right to download and listen to the songs "Hands Up" and Philip Kirkorov.

[ + 19 - ] Comment quote №115996
 12.07.2015
Habr
xxx> The article in the key "compared the mcpp of the Ferrari with the variator of the prius and I confidently say: Tesla is a fig."

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №115995
 12.07.2015
I am 17 years old. Where are these fucking teachers when they are so needed?

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №115994
 12.07.2015
>>> I had somehow courageously worked a whole month in an office where there were very strange rules. Internet only on request and in the selected, entry by passes, computers are monitored. The head of the department - could not tolerate when someone "evidently distracted". The elderly said that before, even in headphones could not sit.

Thirteen, Thirteen and Thirteen

You just described the office run by a former military officer.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №115993
 12.07.2015
Your cat has a beautiful rich and very rare yellow-orange color.
“Thank you, but it’s actually white – we just smoke in the apartment.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №115992
 12.07.2015
63_63: As regards the unification of universities, I will say, as a graduate of the KUU, it is inappropriate to mix in one pile biology and the processing of metals by pressure.
63_63: Although, there is an option – to subdue the flea and give it for nanotechnology.

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №115991
 12.07.2015
Marriages of relatives. My sister and I left for the bulgor, and already there we were all represented as a husband and wife, the surname is the same. And then it turned out that I was adopted and my sister turned out to be a miracle in general. 22 years together.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №115990
 12.07.2015
xhhh left a cat to hang at home at woo

Tagged with: sturgeon
That’s so that he doesn’t think it’s easy to access.
HHH: Is it splashing on you?
WOW: No
You see, it’s not from decency, but from decency.
WOW: He is actively stirring on me. Better the opposite.
Do you have a pipet?
Oh yeah good luck!

[ + 21 - ] Comment quote №115989
 12.07.2015
XXX is yes. How much happiness time?
yyy: 17:30
Isn’t it half six?
YYY * didn't find anything to answer*

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №115988
 12.07.2015
Don’t lose weight this summer, you’ll lose weight next. Do not be upset. Eat another cake, my thick.

[ + 29 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №115987
 12.07.2015
In Russia, the situation was complicated by the sophisticated ingenuity of criminals, which distinguished them from foreign counterparts. Due to economic peripets, many skilled personnel were left without work, and a lot of such "specialists" found themselves in the criminal world. This could not be overlooked in the development of security algorithms. Somehow, Levchuk recalls, a dispute with French colleagues from Grenoble began. One Russian engineer said that any fool could bypass the French defense system by simply incorporating a capacitive condenser into the circuit. The response of the French then surprised: if in France a person knows what a condensator is, then he does not make a living with a crime.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №115986
 12.07.2015
I never feel black jealousy.
Why is?
I am that type of racist.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №115985
 12.07.2015
Marriages between relatives:
When my friend got married, his brother met the sister of the bride at the wedding. They also fell in love with each other and wanted to get married - but the parents stood up the wall - how, you are now relatives!!! They were the parents of both sides. It wasn’t so long ago, 15 years ago.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №115984
 12.07.2015
We are connected in line.
without a row passed through a wienoš with the argument "I am power to exchange", extends a thousand,
The seller exchanges for two for five hundred, the winner says, one for five hundred, exchange for a hundred.
They change five hundred for five hundred, the winnosh does not go away: and one hundred for fifty hundred.

The voice from the turn.
- and immediately to him one penny of ten rubles, a tenth of fifths, a fifth of a ruble, so that no more without a turn entered.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №115983
 12.07.2015
She has little that PGM and hell Russofobia, that in itself the combination is strange, she proved to me that the diseases of children - from the ganglions, which was swallowed to the air, because telegonic!! The molecules of rubber are transmitted into the DNA... and even the gangdon = grEh... of course, contraception was created by the evil communists to destroy the descendants of the Arians.
It has 46 chromosomes.

Not sure about the latter.

xxx: just trisomy of the 21st and monosomy of the HO came together in her dance against the background of iodine deficiency.

The X Zero? Where are the folds on the neck?? to

xxh: They went into the skull and intensified pretending to be twists :D


[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №115982
 12.07.2015
“Listen, San, can you go to work for me this Saturday? Very needed weekend. A wife with children from her mother returns. I haven’t seen them for a week and have to meet.
Actually, I need it too. My wife is leaving...

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №115981
 12.07.2015
Sometimes it seems like someone is not saying something. Later it turns out that you missed something.

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