Painting about heat.

In the evening, 9 o’clock. The people, sicked by the unbearable heat, are just beginning to run out on the street. Walking past the entrance of the multi-storey, I see two elderly neighbors. They tremble, from time to time he cries the cat, “Muska, Muska! Go and eat, Kiss Kiss!” and complains to the neighbor: "Well where her hell has been taken, the whole day is not visible, it is time to feed, and she does not go home!"

Looking around the corner of the house, I see, so to speak, the reverse part of the puzzle. In the only slightly cooler place, in the shade of a tree near the irrigator, spraying water on the lawn - a cat lies, stretching almost a centimeter layer. At the next call, “Muska, Muska, eat go!” There is a meaningful expression in her eyes. The head is slightly raised, and there is even a hint of trying to get up on the legs.
But this effort ends. For a couple of seconds, a thought process of the type "Is it that?Then the god Anunakh triumphs, and the cat's head falls back to the ground. Not the bread of a living cat.

Would you go without a condom?
Why is?
It is hot.

Brunette: found all my happy tickets, in the frame and glue, and I will give, it will be good luck, let it open and eat
Kira: Annual Black Day Reserve
Kira: as in the dish - opened the clock, pulled out the ticket, eaten
Kira: and right above the head the inscription Happiness +100

Mediterranean resorts in Israel. There are two pairs on the shore - one pale (not a necromant from Djabla, but not far from the famous photoshop of the programmer), the other burning. The burned guy is transferred with his companion in Hebrew, and with the "blank face" - in Russian. They pass by me. and burned:
Are you pleased that I convinced you not to cancel the booking?
And that! I agree with you "blind". - Who knew that in July in Israel will be cooler than in Moscow?
By changing the pronunciation of "Picture of Odessa" he adds:
No smell of harry!

Hello, do you know where the collar is?

I: in the meaning?

I: Where is Cole?

I :?

Knee: Have you seen him?

I: Who is this?

Knee: His Girlfriend

A: It is understandable. Well, I’m generally in the army in the Nizhny Novgorod region so I haven’t seen him for 9 and a half months, but when I last saw him he was home :-)

Knee: Oh sorry

I : :-D

He says he’s having a mess, so cute.
YYYYYYYYYYYYYY I bring home, I just say, be careful, don’t get fucked.

Harold, quickly figure out what I can do today?
To starve...
-Well, a great anointing will come out: "Sorry, I won't come, because today I'm gathering a whisk..."

<cresp> <fess_kremon> eban =(
<Marko_Corleone> are you me?
<cresp> and you too

Leha: That’s fucking bad...Is it so hard to do a massage? For everyone, this is a tragedy. I don’t go by, please do it :)
I do, I do, I do and I do more often.

I burned my motherboard because of the thunderstorm, the test went through the network cable. For a month, until it was repaired, my mother suffered without a sting. The storm started again tonight. At 3 o’clock at night, I steal into the bedroom to quietly disconnect the cable. Mom, where are you stealing?
Disconnect the cable.
Go to sleep, I’ve turned it off.

We promise to have a sharp cold tomorrow... up to +30

XX: How do you imagine an accurate apocalypse? Frogs fall carefully from the sky. People carefully lie down and die, somebody turns all the dust and ash into a rope)))

by Katya:
Do you have to give money in the envelope for the wedding? I don’t have the envelope in my bag.

A: I say hello. Why don’t you ask me about my work?
D: Why don’t you ask about mine?
I: Well you’ve been working for a long time, and I’m only 3 days on a new job.
D: Well well well. How is your job?
I: Let’s go later. I will tell you at the meeting.
Tag: facepalm

<yp107> Lenny needs to be cultivated, work on its quality, improve and irrigate...
<Obscure_me> but lazy

To throw the movie?
She: No, I don’t go to the cinema at work.
She: I am reading a book.

My mother burned.
xxx: says to me, "Listen, and I want to go to a movie about blue people, well, you've been to it twice.
I doubted my orientation.
XXX is an avatar.
by Metal Cthulhu

Lesya: Sashk, and the back hurt your nails, that you like that? I think it’s best to put my ass in, so I don’t sit down later.
ShadiK: Well how do you say! During sex it is not so painful, but adds some sensations!
Lesya: and my grit that when it hurts, the erection decreases, so I want him to star in the eye when it ends))))

Rukov: If you think that you are difficult to find and easy to lose, then you are either a socker or a dull fool... Personally, I would have chosen the first one in your place!

At the end of the phone conversation, they say, “Okay, okay... oh, what a terrible cat...” and they put the phone on.