My night fantasies scare me.

I drove a cat in my dream today. She gave him the money, the keys to the house, and put him in a taxi. He even called me that he arrived normally :(

But do the hoppers know they’re hoppers or do they think they’re cool?

All genius is simply...
yyy: Those of you who mislead, read the theory of superstrings

Today I walked the street and thought that there are two types of people in Russia: some dress according to the weather, others according to the time of year.

Christine in Moscow.

I am drunk at night. and dark. Suddenly the earth goes out of my feet, I fall and beat away everything I could (it turned out that some wreaths dug out a pit and didn't fence the ribbons).
I lie down and regenerate. Darkness, solitude and relaxation.
And suddenly a loud voice under my ear:
Man to smoke?
I almost shrugged.

xxh: yesterday the lecha told, they whipped in the country, well, they wanted supplements, went to the city, all naturally drunk, and also driven, in the car 6 people, one of the most drunk in the luggage.))))
Going past the post.
xxxh: well they are braking, the gasket fits, the car is toned, the driver moves to the passenger.
XHH: the gaez opens the door... a painting with oil, two people on the passenger seat, four people behind, a monsoon ores.
He is the type who has driven all the types we don’t know, you’ve gone by the way... well, go out, let’s find out and the music is turned off.
XHHH: Here is a scream from the trunk, you woke that the monsoon was turned off)))))
YYY: The gesture of “ROFL” – What’s over?
xxx: found the driver and removed the rights))

The Monday. Dialogue at work.
XXX: What will we do today?
Whatever you want, but not today.

VIT: Due to age (37 years), education (2 higher), experience (starting with Sinclair in 1989, changed several dozen computers), profession (computer design), sexual orientation (natural),
I think that for the small button "introduction" and the left "Fn" should be shot.
Join to join.

Council of the day:
Laptops have the habit of being polluted and clogged with dust, as a result of which the air circulation is disrupted and overheating occurs.
Methods for solving the problem:
1st Wash with cold water
2nd So that the cooler inside does not rust, put it in the microwave for 5 minutes.

He has a good Spanish, but his pronunciation is somewhat overwhelming.
Dick had a textbook in his toilet for three years.

Once imperceptibly, the absence of bad habits has become a bad quality for a person.

I sit at work, the morning end of the night shift. I drink tea with proof. He has a phone. The next monologue: "But! but! But fucking! A huli ale, it’s the alarm clock..." The curtain.

<A_Zuykov> party said "need!" :)))
<IoT_mega12> Komsomol replied "blah"

On the prospectus stands a billboard with the "misleading inscription": "Ritual agency Trust"CARE ACTION Social funerals 4500p."
So I want to sign below: "HURRY"

Igorka: My friend system administrator told me that a keyboard speaker came to him at work, and asked to switch the layout to Russian! )))

From Forum
X: I watched the TV here with one eye and it became interesting: purely theoretically, can a person survive after a shot in the stomach from a shotgun from three meters?
A: Maybe it is. Shoot at the entrance to the emergency surgery department.

xxx: because the manuscripts do not burn... but the contents are beautiful

We bought our home cage a huge cage: 4 floors, skyscrapers, all amenities...
Now we feed little to understand on our skin what a mortgage is.

I had to eat at McDake on a day of starvation (the only alternative was a shaurma). I haven't been there for 10 years and here are some useful facts I've noticed about myself there:
Fat girls think they look thin if they can get stuck in jeans and their pants and fat folds hang on their sides like a shirt.
Some parents (don’t give God such someone) call their fat 7-10-year-old children thick and healthy. (I wore, some 10-year-old piece of salad with legs weighs as much as I was at 21 years old (85 kg at height 185))
The feeling of hunger has not passed, although the food has already descended back from the stomach. Pipet, there is chemistry and spices.
4) Those with notes sitting down to other people’s loops of hugs (type of eating) think they are not burning.
Every apparently beautiful makdaka worker has a defect. Then the birth in the pimples, the ass where the knees should be, then smells unwashed... things.
Cleaners love to look in the eyes.
7) After eating I felt asphyxiating asthmatic. It was hard to go.
8) Salads for taste as a mixture of sliced cardboard, ordinary sheets and sorting paper.
9) In the cola add some hernia from the canister.
10) They really make cattle from 100% beef with the addition of 100% cardboard and a bunch of all kinds of 100% elements of the table of Mendeleev, but you can’t scream about it in advertising, right?

When they say, “You just don’t think anything like that,” it’s just about
“That” he thinks.