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[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №33028
 15.07.2010
Senya such I drive and such at 2/6 speed proudly drive out on the highway people on the station in auhuye where is such a hatchback in a white shirt and steep hips riding on a hardtail?! to

The cars are jealous of the lights.

I am King Road.

And here the cock is blowing my wind!

have to humbly brake, uncomfortable to unfold the wheel, to raise it, to scratch it...

Shame and shame

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №33027
 15.07.2010
From the comments to the discussion of the price of the road Adler-Red Polyan:
But $ 6,780 per 1 square meter - it is serious, probably to build from nanobetons, mined by virgins at midnight on the top of Everest and on the crust of intercontinental missiles delivered to the construction site, where super-secret nanorobots lay it on the road...

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №33026
 15.07.2010
Q: What do you think about beach volleyball???? to
I: I do not belong
D: to whom or what.
I: "How do you feel about beach volleyball???and "
I love it!!I had a bit of time to burn when I was playing.)

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №33025
 15.07.2010
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX I decided to buy that.)
YYY: I won’t tell you that on your fingers, you have to look at it.
XXX: Fuck, I would recommend you.
Yyy: I advise you to show me a beer and take me to the store.
xxx: fucking, yes, I need urgent advice... Satri Miha, I eat variants of classical and there are acoustics....but they say that it is possible to install nylon on the acoustics....and they are now cheaper....I want a guitar!! to
yyy: Fuck Andrew blindly this is now roughly from this series:
I am offered 2 cars, one green and the second machine, but I was told that they can put aluminum discs on them!
I want a car, tell me which one to take.
By the way, I’ve heard that in the stall in the greens are usually square bearings, is it true?
XXX: This is how it is from the side.

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №33024
 15.07.2010
No, I will not go anywhere!
Leah: What is it?
My stomach hurts, shit! The work makes itself known!
Oleg: "Don't tell which video card is on Windows XP Professional?"
I am sorry :)
Oleg: "Can you do it?"
Tagged: smells
Oleg: "Shorten me a megabyte please, or he will not get me anywhere!"
Tagged with: ><
Oleg: "Do you have a paint for ink?"
I mean ? ? ? ? ?
Oleg: "Do you have for discs..... how is this...? SPACE?"
Tagged with: aaaaaaaaaaaa
Oleg: about the names in general I am silent: YAHUCHO... BORST... SMETANKO...
Fuck me, so I won’t go anywhere! The stomach!

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №33023
 15.07.2010
I worked as a film technician. Ppc, during the day, every 20 minutes you need to put a coil with a film. They smashed a few kilograms. Now I understand the meaning of the phrase "heavy film" like no one else.

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №33022
 15.07.2010
The sphere:
The highest characteristic of skill is the ability to finish simultaneously with a porn actor in the video viewed.

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №33021
 15.07.2010
How do you make these women’s lips?
I mean, it’s actually a nail...

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №33020
 15.07.2010
The Torment Line. Characters that have a hundred speeds less than the enemy, can not beat him. And enemies can have animals that can always be beaten.

17:42:03 [Kain] I am angry that I can beat some animals! There is such a feeling that around war, tanks destroy settlements, warriors scream and go to death, bombs explode, on the thin end... and I lie down and tick my teeth in a rubber mango!

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №33019
 15.07.2010
I went to the zoo on the weekend with my wife, and there was, among other things, a valley with winegrowed goats. One of them (the most mastite, colourful, with a beard) liked human attention very much, and he constantly leaned to the fence to be scratched. And here appears on the horizon a man aged under thirty, of a faint appearance, apparently already pumping a beer under his ears, sees this goat, and loudly with such a loud voice: "Here is a goat, here is what I understand." He approaches the valley, begins to lick the goats, and even louder:"Good, brother!" The people around exploded, no one listened to his further whisper.

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №33018
 15.07.2010
XX: By the way, what is your macco culinary masterpiece? has succeeded?
YYY: Oh, everyone praised, and I didn’t have time to try.
XXX: Looking for him chewed in the chair

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №33017
 15.07.2010
XXX is
Why do guys watch porn?

YYYY
by EM

YYYY
Do not fool me in this!

YYYY
I am drinking Nashville now!

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №33016
 15.07.2010
XXX: Going to Predators
YYY: how
XXX: Very Medium
yyy: had to read reviews, they say that he rides only with friends and under a beer
Well at the entrance friends and beer did not give, so it didn't come in.

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №33015
 15.07.2010
She: I thought of you all day...of you and the condoms.
Did you think I was Gandalf???! to

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №33014
 15.07.2010
Half of the trouble in Russia begins with the words:"That’s a shame to him!?", and the second half with the words: "Half of trouble in Russia....".

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №33013
 15.07.2010
About the "School Netbook"
I want this netbook! You need to get a child urgently.
Ergil: I tried, from the fact that you have a child such a netbook does not appear

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №33012
 15.07.2010
XXX: The Words
xxx: only now I realized, of us three living in the apartment, only our cat is really a moscovite!
YYY: O_O
YYY: Do you want to ask him for a license?

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №33011
 15.07.2010
YY(14:25:48 14/07/2010)one of my clients is called Ebu - Ebu))) I urgently need to call him, how to do it and not laugh??? to
CCC (14:26:24 14/07/2010)A reduction will be Ebush? :D
YY (14:27:13 14/07/2010)aaah, enough, I am so bad))) I have been calling for 10 minutes and putting the phone)))) funny ppc)))
CCC (14:27:48 14/07/2010) Call, don’t be afraid. He will immediately understand what a mega-positive person is talking to him.))))
YY (14:29:21 14/07/2010)wow, he lives in the world and cannot understand why when Russians talk to him, they are all the time roaring, these Russians are strange...)))
CCC (14:29:53 14/07/2010)so did he say?
YY (14:31:16 14/07/2010)No, I haven't called yet, I mean that this happens every time. He is the head of the department for Russia and the CIS countries, that is, he probably communicates frequently with Russians.
CCC (15:27:13 14/07/2010)Well, how is the conversation with Ebushah? )))
YY (15:27:43 14/07/2010) smoothly passed)I will have lunch with him in a week, I would not have to roast there))))
CCC (15:29:05 14/07/2010)So he still lives in Russia?
YY (15:29:29 14/07/2010)good luck to the head)))))))
CCC (15:29:45 14/07/2010)and the others how lucky ))))))
YY (15:29:46 14/07/2010)interestingly, he has a girlfriend? How does she call him?
YY (15:30:08 14/07/2010)Mom, Dad, meet me, this is Ebu, he will live with us.
YY (15:30:41 14/07/2010)Please leave the fatherhood,Vitaly Ebunovich)
CCC (15:32:17 14/07/2010) and the children of Ebushata ))))))))))))))))))
CCC (15:32:58 14/07/2010)uff, here and rested ))

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №33010
 15.07.2010
On Twitter on behalf of the President of the Russian Federation wrote:
"AutoVAZ received 1 billion. The rub. The net profit. 75 billion The rub. Subsidies have not been spent in vain".

Business in Russian

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №33009
 15.07.2010
C of Habra:
1: I spent 12 years (i.e. 12 years every summer =)) in the Belarusian depth, with a cow, goats, ducks, ducks, rabbits, cleaners, seed hair.
2 is cruel! You are probably driving in the Happy Farmer now?

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