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[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №67003
 14.07.2012
You remember the photo in the innet where in the frame a large carpet and four heads below.
WOW now
I saw her, ripped like a horse, and thought I would take a picture of the whole carpet.)
Wow and what?
I looked at her today and realized that my parents were my sister and brother on her, and I photographed when I was a kid, I was a deer.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №67002
 14.07.2012
I: What are you going to do after school?
I want to do good to people.
The Good Wife: Disgraceful
It is ruthless and inevitable to do good to people.

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №67001
 14.07.2012
I’m training for your arrival. The fireworks are brought to perfection. It is based on a recipe from the book "On delicious and healthy food" by Mikoyan (first publishing house in 1939). You understand yourself, for the unsuccessful recipe the author could have warmed up on Kolym so that all the recipes from there are 100% successful.

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №67000
 14.07.2012
<xxx> and memory children
<xxx> if when looking for a bag you are confident and unwavering
<xxx> missing a piece of code by attention
<xxx> and "Well, I can’t be stupid enough to make a mistake there!"
<xxx> know you can
<xxx> = (

[ + 40 - ] [21 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №66999
 14.07.2012
I stand on the balcony, reduce my life and pollute the air. I watched the trees rolling in the wind. I see two schoolchildren passing by these trees, in shape, with bags. As usual, the school is very close. But I was a little confused that it was mid-July and half-five in the morning. Students have always been a mystery to me.

[ + 40 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №66998
 14.07.2012
You have a first or second date with a girlfriend. You are walking. She has a bouquet of flowers in her hands.
You are uncomfortable with this bucket. You know why?
Because this bouquet looks like a transparant. In which it is written:
"I want to fuck her out! This is a cute girl!"
This is what a bouquet means.
We go, smile, so cute, joke, romance...
But in fact everyone understands it.
I want to fuck her!
Not without feelings, of course, but fucking!
Passengers, children and adults:
Look at the bouquet! He wants to fuck her!
It is like exhibitionism. Psychological striptease I don’t want my feelings for this girl.
Unless, of course, people begin to approach my companion with a bouquet and say:
What a beautiful bouquet he gave you! Give him today, please.

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №66997
 14.07.2012
xxx (20:39:21 13/07/2012)
Flying far away?
yyy (20:40:10 13/07/2012)
in the Caribbean
xxx(20:40:38 13/07/2012)
How is Jack the Ripper?
yyy (20:40:40 13/07/2012)
Fuck...
xxx (20:40:47 13/07/2012)
How is Captain Jack the Ripper?

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №66996
 14.07.2012
I am a dirty girl... punish me!
Q: Did you turn off the water again?
X: Yes " (

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №66995
 14.07.2012
MoHuToP: Well, I shaved up in the morning, and cigarettes are not sold again...

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №66994
 14.07.2012
<xxx>: I watched a video about mountain tourism on the bike
<xxx>: in the comments to it discussed the special effects that the author made
<xxx>: and somebody writes "...after the avatar seems hideous"
<xxx>: pleased with the answer: "after the trip to the baikal hui seems avatar"

[ + 52 - ] [4 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №66993
 14.07.2012
HHH
I should have been born 300 years ago.My romantic nature is not in fashion now.
WOWU
300 years ago you would be either a prostitute or the wife of an old impotent... no hygiene, no tampons, no shower, no cosmetics except beets-carrots-sage, no contraceptives (!!!) No, rub into the pot, wipe your finger, laundry machines and laundry powder no, no cowards and leeches, go to church like work, fuck without asking what you think, female orgasm is still 250 years old as a myth.! to
WOWU
And YES, YES, 300 years ago, the Inquisition of the Beautiful Babes generally easily roasted on fireplaces.
WOWU
It stood...

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №66992
 14.07.2012
From Picaboo:
What is surprising, many do not have the slightest plan for the future life, but almost all have a clear plan for the zombie apocalypse.

[ + 34 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №66991
 14.07.2012
The U.S. citizen, who began hearing problems after attending a concert of Canadian singer Justin Bieber, filed a lawsuit against him demanding compensation of $9.23 million.

This is, in my opinion, the most accurate characteristic of his extortion, which does not require censorship)) he-he))

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №66990
 14.07.2012
The Women’s Forum. There was a man on the subject of busts.
XXX: Less than the second size is not a breast at all, it is a swelling of an unknown purpose.
YYY: Their breasts are not like that! You hit the girls in the head of all kinds of nonsense, and they are then tormented with complexes, buy underwear with a blanket, and go for surgery. Yes the girls! Do not listen to fools. And those who have had the time to brainwash, and who is embarrassed of their breasts, poses, etc., I strongly advise to go to any gay site, and look at photos of amateur guys. How proudly they demonstrate their thin or, on the contrary, thin-thin white bodies, as they exhibit their pitchers, even the smallest, the most terrifying and curved! No complexes, complete satisfaction with yourself and your complex. We have to learn and learn from them!

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №66989
 14.07.2012
Something does not work for me.
Here is a patch.

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №66988
 14.07.2012
"Greenpeace protests against the use of natural numbers in industry"

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №66987
 14.07.2012
Citizen: fuck, came to meet the girl's parents, it turned out: with her father in the world of tanks I play longer than I know the girl. Not only that, but her mother is a barber who has cut her hair a few times in the last few years. I have all been married.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №66986
 14.07.2012
Are you busy tonight?
No is! What shall we do?)
I will not say :D
So just hint! Are there letters C, E, K, C?
Noah... yes!
I understood, I understood, Sennocos

[ + 49 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №66985
 14.07.2012
A colleague said:

His wife regretted his long-time unmarried girlfriend. A type of no private life in the poor, you need to share with the man. Go, he says, the light has broken, look.
has arrived. Light all in the penny, cognac and all the things.
I go back, he says, home at night, and the faithful with the echoes asks.
"Now what?"
"What, чо... Hold five hundred."
"She paid you for it?!? You are Achilles!and "
"What should I do for free?and "
The light, he said, did not call afterwards.

[ + 48 - ] [5 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №66984
 14.07.2012
Comment to the news:"Created drive with a storage period of data 10 million years"
Guarantee 2 years!! to

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