My four-year-old daughter watched the cartoon "Father Christmas and the Grey Wolf." Well, where “Alarm, alarm, the wolf has taken the rabbits!“”
As usual, after the cartoon I ask: Julia, what did this cartoon teach you?
I thought.
He said, “Don’t wear rabbits anywhere. “Eat on the spot.”
The right view of life, yes.

It has always been interesting - in order to get a driver's license, you need (by law, at least) to pass courses, pass the exam, that you really know how to drive. With firearms is the same stuff.
But in order to adopt the laws, no certificate is required.

The action! The action! Expansion of services on the site "Stories"!
When ordering an accompanying device both for the exit to the client and when crawling through Skype!

To the existing thrilling themes of the feast pitches "All the babies are strawberries", "Who did eat", "Football hockey" have been added "What’s there in the hochs", "What’s there in the Armenians" and "What’s there in the Greeks"!

Order the service of "Supplier"!

I go on a bicycle, the weather is great, the mood is fine. The morning. In the park, I see a grandmother throwing something like wheat to the pigeons. Grandma is charming - this is the embodiment of a sweet and cozy old age.
I stop...
Do you feed the pigeons?
A sweet smile, throwing your hand towards the nearest bushes.
and cats.
I’m not going to lie that I’ve been "collapsing" or "I’ve been in a wild shock", but it’s been a great shock. The conversation did not continue, but now I think - whether the grandmother was still a troll, or whether the truth of cats was fed...

Have you ever heard of the existence of books? One single smartphone can load an entire library, and never, NEVER! Do not miss!
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I had somehow courageously worked a whole month in an office where there were very strange rules. Internet only on request and in the selected, entry by passes, computers are monitored. The head of the department - could not tolerate when someone "evidently distracted". The elders said that before, even in headphones could not sit. Sitting in the office from call to call, and actually those who were really responsible for working with customers enjoying the fact that "above the level" almost always absent at work, allegedly "at a meeting", although they themselves in the break told how successful they slept the whole day at home, noting "I at a meeting with the customer". Most importantly, there was no work. at all. And simple performers are just sitting and dumbing in the monitor, in the table, in the ceiling, in the stepper - for this same money is paid. And as you look at the phone for more than a few minutes, the boss immediately started screaming that they were not paying for it. Oh yeah - at the moment the office has collapsed and closed, despite the "years of experience" and almost a hundred people of the state.

We go past the bank, where a young man enters with a chic bouquet of flowers, and then the daughter gives out: is it he to forgive the loan?

NATO headquarters opened in Lithuania
NATO headquarters in Lithuania will coordinate NATO operations in the region
L: About 40 military personnel will serve in the international headquarters in Vilnius
S: Probably this should worry Lithuanian prostitutes – they have 40 more clients. But why does it care you?

Where is??? Where can I get silicone clamps for clamping ears?

You know, I have a weak stomach, so I carry it with me.

ealand: yes nichren))) when you really have a weak stomach, then you do not carry wipes and smoothies with you, but on the way home-work with a metric accuracy you know the location of all the macdacs, WCs with toilets, public varieties, and more or less thick bushes))

From the forum, from the branch about the color of the computer's body and the effect of color on overheating filling:
asd20avz: The temperature inside the case really depends on its color. If the body has become bright red, there is a reason to think about the temperature, or it flows to the floor with a metal peel.

to this:
You are strange:
What people went for:

Only a girl should take a shower before going to the bathroom with a guy
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In fact, everyone, according to the idea, should go into the shower before the bathroom, so as not to smell the entire washing machine.
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Like in the bath and washing! You don’t go anywhere before the shower to not smell the whole shower?
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You just need to wash frequently enough to not smell when trying to wash.

The golden rule when moving: the router is turned off first and last.

Q: Do you know how to swing? I need a detail.)
See also: Nea
I am so fucking) :
Damn, I can...

Tech support, meaningless and merciless.

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"Love yourself, sneeze on everyone, and success awaits you in life" (c) Chart number 13.
Yes, and the generation grew up and only this phrase from the cartoon and remembered.
And I liked the eight there, he was nice and loved sugar.

News "In China, BMW makes unmanned Baidu"

The comments:

xxx: I hope that in the title the emphasis on the first slang, rather than the phrase “unmanned Baidu” will have a second meaning.

YYY: What do you have against the unmanned bayda?

zzz: The unmanned bidou has already been patented in Rosnano and will soon start production at the plant in Tolyatti.

Another pearl of marketing.
A box with a remedy against cockroaches, such round black pieces. On the box the inscription: "Regulator of the breeding of cockroaches". Immediately imagined a spin with divisions and inscriptions "more" and "less". And cockroaches interact with a given frequency. And the buttons "out" are not! How do I develop it now?

XXX was O_O. I get my laundry clothes out of the laundry, and there is a socks. Not my unknown shoe. It turned out, of course, my own, but it is a feeling as if the washing machine has finally begun to GIVE, not just take...

My favorite said:
Her friend on May holidays quarreled with her husband, gathered things, the child and left the house. He now lives in a rented apartment. No phone calls from my husband since May. One day, my friend calls me:
My husband sent me flowers.
He wants to reconcile...
In the shuffle, it is crazy!!! to

"A new guy in the area! You need to break the guy that how" - so probably think some moms on the site. They surround the victim with a predatory smile and strike them to death with questions like, “How much is yours?” Have you already gone? He speaks? Sitting on the pot? Do you have a doctor?"

The new man resisted the attack and calmly:
"I have no child at all. This is my hallucination"
And then quietly, the most obstinate mom: "What, do you see him too?"

Roman Rosengurt