A familiar Israeli man, when he quarrels with someone, speaks in Arabic. It looks scary.
I wonder where he learned such an enemy language.
and nowhere. I know nothing Arabic except Salami.
When are you fighting?
It is just a set of sounds. I improvised. Israelis think I’m an Arab, Arabs think I’m a fool. Both are afraid to connect.

Roman Rosengurt

The overwhelming majority of teachers, staff and students of Samara State University support the creation of a unified Samara University on the basis of SamSU and SGAU.

Student: Since there is no majority of faculty and students sincerely supporting the association (although I know a couple of people who, in general, are not against this strange initiative), the rectorate seems to speak of the overwhelming majority in the meaning of the majority managed to suppress it.

Basically educational.
Three sisters can be married. Russian law prohibits marriage only with cousins.
The question of childbirth is resolved by consultation in the medical-genetic center. In the end, they can be adopted.
My mother, yes, I will not understand. Decide for yourself what is more important to you.

If all the points of a square are equally distant from the center, it is a circle. It is no longer a square.

Most of all, in church stories about shepherds and sheep, I find that sheep do not know what will happen to them next.
And the shepherd takes care of them, so that they can be slaughtered and eaten. It seems to me that Jesus was another troll.

What does the diet lead to?
Time to eat, I open the refrigerator: oh! The Oak! I take and here I understand that it is already sick from cucumbers, I put back.
I’m standing and thinking: what to eat! The Oak!
I close the refrigerator and I get to...

What people went:

Only a girl should take a shower before going to the bathroom with a guy
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In fact, everyone, according to the idea, should go into the shower before the bathroom, so as not to smell the entire washing machine.

This and all the other hernia:
XXX: A little about my work
XXX: Stepler is so interesting arranged...

First of all, such a job. And secondly, FAKVAŠUMAT, people!! Have you ever heard of the existence of books? One single smartphone can load an entire library, and never, NEVER! Do not miss!

I would like to buy a Xiaomi bracelet.
YYY: What is the meaning?
xxx: generally for the function of a smart alarm. Begins to wake up at a favorable moment for you, so as not to walk later broken.
YYY: The second day?

I love my three-born sister, she loves me too. We want to spend our whole life together and have children. How do we explain this to our parents?? to
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It’s hard to explain, for example, when I had to explain to my daughter that thank you very much for the compliment, but I’m not the best candidate for her first lovers. So that she did not get offended, did not disbelieve in her attractiveness and did not rush to the first encounter on the principle " once it didn’t get what I want, it doesn’t matter who".

And what you are saying... twenty years ago I came to my parents and said that in the afternoon I get my diploma, that in a week I go out for a new full-time job, that a couple of days ago I rented an apartment with this girl and tomorrow I am going to carry my things there. I don’t see what prevents you from doing the same and allowing your parents to get used to this thought as much as they want.

And before you talk about the one hundred and twenty-eight things that are disturbing you, read again that first paragraph - I'm going out for a new job.

Are you back at home again? Do you work at home?
I put her on the fuck. No, I am not doing it :(

It seems that on our stand someone incorrectly switched the boiler into the system. The water instead of cold goes a little warm, but you can wash.
I don’t know who you are, but thank you for sharing!

COSH: Sometimes it seems to me that your spider’s tail still outweighs your wise head. This is the only way to get you straight.

Lobbying for minority benefits and neglecting the vital interests of the majority is what is now called democracy.

Today on the phone came a text message: "Your boyfriend is cheating you, and not with one girl!", and now I am tormented by the question: Since when have I had a boyfriend, how long have I been dating him, and what to say to my wife?? to

If the refrigerator is empty, it still gets two or three views a day, if not more.

About the Raspberry Pi:
xxx: Hmm, and this is like a full-fledged computer, only massive?
xxx: If you connect to a TV, can you play the devil?
YYY: Of course not
XXX: Then he gave up.

Roskomnadzor made a list of banned words in the media but was unable to publish them.

and Lenny:
Prosecutor's inspection was carried out in Chelyabinsk hospital No5, which was not allowed to the girl with clashes because she came not on an ambulance, but on a personal car. As a result, the birth was successfully accepted by the spouse, and doctors are waiting for dismissal.
and ******
This is far from an isolated case. Three years ago, a girl was on surgery with me, who was not allowed to go to the hospital with an attack of appendicitis. I think those who have been removed will now understand what I am talking about. So she went straight to the doorstep of the hospital for an ambulance and called...

I hate Friday night. They all leave work early. And only my husband thinks it’s a crazy chance to be silent.