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[ + 76 - ] Comment quote №32968
 14.07.2010
When he and a friend were sitting in his father’s seat (we were eight years old). My father didn’t have a car, and I was a stranger. My friend with a serious face says:
D: This is the smoker!
I: You are lying! Is this specifically for smokers in the car? (I didn’t believe him at all)
Well, as a smoker, it is clear...
He drowned the device with the agent 007’s face, waited until he jumped out and showed me...
He’s got hot, right?
D is AGA)
Why is it not red? Maybe it didn’t work?
D: Not exactly red... It probably didn’t work...
HHH: And knocked in the smoker with the finger...
HH: It was so funny.)
From the fool...
A year later, he found his brother’s gas balloon.
I guess what will happen next...
bhh: Well, his brother has a stick and painted a sheet of hanji on the balloon.)))
This is a fool "Oh! Fresh mouth for the mouth!"
He may have had a hard time in life...

[ + 82 - ] Comment quote №32967
 14.07.2010
Toughened Laminated (12:30:23 14/07/2010)
The hair was given a talk.. and the rubber is not any.. usually at work was a stick..for the hair..to the archy there is no nickel.. used in his chlamny butt.. smatru.. nail 12cm.. the cockroach came

Toughened Laminated Safety (12:31:27 14/07/2010)
I sit with a nail from my head.
Being disturbed by a cup of coffee was just the beginning of my odmin career.

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №32966
 14.07.2010
Gentoo: Compared to me, he’s too fast!
Cib0rg: Yes, he is generally striving and unstoppable compared to you)
Cib0rg: Even the continents in Formula 1 are playing with you!

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №32965
 14.07.2010
The heat in Moscow.
I look out the window and a big black dog runs through the yard.
I call my wife: Look, what a huge pudel!! There were shepherds in his family!! to
Wife: Oh, but not shepherds and newfoods. Fuck you!! They barbed the watershed.

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №32964
 14.07.2010
and AENOR
I know nothing.
Money is my private property. They are under the protection of the state.
They must now be protected by the state.

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №32963
 14.07.2010
A question for men!! to
You start communicating with a girl and after some time you will find out that the girl is successful, has a good high-paying job or other good income. Is it a big plus or a fat minus? Will you continue the relationship? Or, for example, you live with a girl and suddenly she has a career leap and she becomes a big boss. Could that be a reason for separation?

What a difference, mainly Cheb sauced with enthusiasm

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №32962
 14.07.2010
I read Alan Cooper:
"There are practically no automated systems that allow to bring the element of chaos into the process".

Yes!! Have you ever encountered 1C?! to

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №32961
 14.07.2010
The girl went to Italy.

YoRgurT (23:19:17 11/07/2010)
D. I miss you very much.

The most favorite!!11 (23:20:13 11/07/2010)
I have an antimicrobial with a speed of 54 Mbps.

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №32960
 14.07.2010
Tagged: greetings
M: the corn
G: Tell me, please, what is the name of the guy who will invite to a date, he is late, so we do not meet, and then he writes that he was offended.
M: Crossed

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №32959
 14.07.2010
from news.ru

The inscription in the "unknown" language caused trouble in Rome. Strange letters were found on the walls of one of the most revered Catholic temples of the Eternal City of Santa Skala (the Holy Staircase).

The Italian press exploded with publications that an unknown vandal wrote at the entrance of the temple insults, threats and curses to the pope of Rome Benedict XVI. And the newspaper Il Messagero that the inscriptions were made "in an unknown language".

His solidarity with the Pontiff was expressed by the mayor of Rome, Gianni Allemano, and Cardinal Agostino Vallini, the papal vicary of Rome, officially condemned the “insulting attacks on the Roman high priest.”

It turned out that on the wall of the church of Santa Skala was written literally the following: I LOVE YOU, FE! The Bathroom"

Of course, this is vandalism, ITAR-TASS agrees, but it has nothing to do with the Pope alone.

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №32958
 14.07.2010
She: I will give you!! to
Please do not misunderstand my first sentence.

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №32957
 14.07.2010
One day my mother, a poor student, came to visit me for a weekend. Before leaving, she prepared me meat and I was all wondering why she was cooking it with ham - it just ruins the taste of meat. And then, after a couple of days, eating a ham with the smell of meat, I realized...

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №32956
 14.07.2010
and Sasha:
Will you invite me to the wedding?and :)
The Ex:
As a bridegroom?
and Sasha:
You can’t do without threats. :)

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №32955
 14.07.2010
Poison: I stand in front of the mirror, look at myself and say: "Applewold"
Mom looks at it all and says: "marry you need to be quick..."

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №32954
 14.07.2010
He: "- How do ladies with very long nails, sorry, pop wipe out?
Hm... You’ve come close to understanding why glamorous girls need these little dogs.

And really, how? :D

She: “Sorry, do you wipe your nails?”? to

He: I do not have them. If I had very long nails, I’t ask. But you probably know more about these girls than I do =)

She: You know, they don’t bother... Believe me

What is the name of your dog? and ;-)

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №32953
 14.07.2010
The cat washed.
Tagged: go
Tag: go yourself
I don’t have a cat.
These are your problems and let me deal with them.

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №32952
 14.07.2010
2nd :
Do you fly on anything other than a plane?

1st :
Only once in a plane.

2nd :
And back on foot?? to

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №32951
 14.07.2010
Stop drinking all the shit! Drink compotes and juices.
yyy: does Victor have some hashtag from some compot and juice producer?)))
xxx who is here
YYY: There is no one
XXX is the same.
yyyy : ((
zzz: Victor, sho you like not a native, arrange the sale of compotes in the building and have your hatchback
yyy: but don’t forget about the percentage per idea)
A small hatchback is better than no hatchback.
zzz: We will make you a flash site)
zzz: compot.no
yyy: compot.tak.yes
zzz: compot.taki.da
ZZZ: It looks great
yyy: okay, compot.tak.da.рф)

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №32950
 14.07.2010
XXX is
Was the water hot?

Geda
Hot but brown.

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №32949
 14.07.2010
<dema> Well what do you do at the new job, how much do you get?
<nat> I check crosswords and scanwords for reliability and puzzles for resolvability. They promise a little more than 30,000 a month.
<dema> Pl.. before that I thought the best job in the world was "Myth Destroyers".

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