When he and a friend were sitting in his father’s seat (we were eight years old). My father didn’t have a car, and I was a stranger. My friend with a serious face says:
D: This is the smoker!
I: You are lying! Is this specifically for smokers in the car? (I didn’t believe him at all)
Well, as a smoker, it is clear...
He drowned the device with the agent 007’s face, waited until he jumped out and showed me...
He’s got hot, right?
D is AGA)
Why is it not red? Maybe it didn’t work?
D: Not exactly red... It probably didn’t work...
HHH: And knocked in the smoker with the finger...
HH: It was so funny.)
From the fool...
A year later, he found his brother’s gas balloon.
I guess what will happen next...
bhh: Well, his brother has a stick and painted a sheet of hanji on the balloon.)))
This is a fool "Oh! Fresh mouth for the mouth!"
He may have had a hard time in life...
Toughened Laminated (12:30:23 14/07/2010)
The hair was given a talk.. and the rubber is not any.. usually at work was a stick..for the hair..to the archy there is no nickel.. used in his chlamny butt.. smatru.. nail 12cm.. the cockroach came
Toughened Laminated Safety (12:31:27 14/07/2010)
I sit with a nail from my head.
Being disturbed by a cup of coffee was just the beginning of my odmin career.
Gentoo: Compared to me, he’s too fast!
Cib0rg: Yes, he is generally striving and unstoppable compared to you)
Cib0rg: Even the continents in Formula 1 are playing with you!
The heat in Moscow.
I look out the window and a big black dog runs through the yard.
I call my wife: Look, what a huge pudel!! There were shepherds in his family!! to
Wife: Oh, but not shepherds and newfoods. Fuck you!! They barbed the watershed.
and AENOR
I know nothing.
Money is my private property. They are under the protection of the state.
They must now be protected by the state.
A question for men!! to
You start communicating with a girl and after some time you will find out that the girl is successful, has a good high-paying job or other good income. Is it a big plus or a fat minus? Will you continue the relationship? Or, for example, you live with a girl and suddenly she has a career leap and she becomes a big boss. Could that be a reason for separation?
What a difference, mainly Cheb sauced with enthusiasm
I read Alan Cooper:
"There are practically no automated systems that allow to bring the element of chaos into the process".
Yes!! Have you ever encountered 1C?! to
The girl went to Italy.
YoRgurT (23:19:17 11/07/2010)
D. I miss you very much.
The most favorite!!11 (23:20:13 11/07/2010)
I have an antimicrobial with a speed of 54 Mbps.
Tagged: greetings
M: the corn
G: Tell me, please, what is the name of the guy who will invite to a date, he is late, so we do not meet, and then he writes that he was offended.
M: Crossed
from news.ru
The inscription in the "unknown" language caused trouble in Rome. Strange letters were found on the walls of one of the most revered Catholic temples of the Eternal City of Santa Skala (the Holy Staircase).
The Italian press exploded with publications that an unknown vandal wrote at the entrance of the temple insults, threats and curses to the pope of Rome Benedict XVI. And the newspaper Il Messagero that the inscriptions were made "in an unknown language".
His solidarity with the Pontiff was expressed by the mayor of Rome, Gianni Allemano, and Cardinal Agostino Vallini, the papal vicary of Rome, officially condemned the “insulting attacks on the Roman high priest.”
It turned out that on the wall of the church of Santa Skala was written literally the following: I LOVE YOU, FE! The Bathroom"
Of course, this is vandalism, ITAR-TASS agrees, but it has nothing to do with the Pope alone.
She: I will give you!! to
Please do not misunderstand my first sentence.
One day my mother, a poor student, came to visit me for a weekend. Before leaving, she prepared me meat and I was all wondering why she was cooking it with ham - it just ruins the taste of meat. And then, after a couple of days, eating a ham with the smell of meat, I realized...
and Sasha:
Will you invite me to the wedding?and :)
The Ex:
As a bridegroom?
and Sasha:
You can’t do without threats. :)
Poison: I stand in front of the mirror, look at myself and say: "Applewold"
Mom looks at it all and says: "marry you need to be quick..."
He: "- How do ladies with very long nails, sorry, pop wipe out?
Hm... You’ve come close to understanding why glamorous girls need these little dogs.
And really, how? :D
She: “Sorry, do you wipe your nails?”? to
He: I do not have them. If I had very long nails, I’t ask. But you probably know more about these girls than I do =)
She: You know, they don’t bother... Believe me
What is the name of your dog? and ;-)
The cat washed.
Tagged: go
Tag: go yourself
I don’t have a cat.
These are your problems and let me deal with them.
2nd :
Do you fly on anything other than a plane?
1st :
Only once in a plane.
2nd :
And back on foot?? to
Stop drinking all the shit! Drink compotes and juices.
yyy: does Victor have some hashtag from some compot and juice producer?)))
xxx who is here
YYY: There is no one
XXX is the same.
yyyy : ((
zzz: Victor, sho you like not a native, arrange the sale of compotes in the building and have your hatchback
yyy: but don’t forget about the percentage per idea)
A small hatchback is better than no hatchback.
zzz: We will make you a flash site)
zzz: compot.no
yyy: compot.tak.yes
zzz: compot.taki.da
ZZZ: It looks great
yyy: okay, compot.tak.da.рф)
XXX is
Was the water hot?
Geda
Hot but brown.
<dema> Well what do you do at the new job, how much do you get?
<nat> I check crosswords and scanwords for reliability and puzzles for resolvability. They promise a little more than 30,000 a month.
<dema> Pl.. before that I thought the best job in the world was "Myth Destroyers".