XXX: I will blow my shoulder and breathe over the bow, so that my eyes will tear.
YYY : Why?
XXX: Yes, my journey broke my nail - I have to sympathize!

[19:14:13] Janita: I want to fall in love.To disappear with my beloved nights.To come home and immediately
sleep.To not sit at the computer from which the body is already breaking.I want to
Lack of time on social networks. I just want
Coming home tired and happy.
[19:14:51] sevvard1: work in the kindergarten )))
Janet: Go on your ass.

XHH : No. Why should I shave down?
YYY: I want to
XXX is out?
It would be more pleasant.
yyy: hehe

70 Ukrainians are held hostage on a cruise ship off the coast of Israel, including 36 Odessites and a Stripper. The boy will be celebrated...

A friend rides a wife's birthplace chooses.
I: And by what principle do you choose it?
He: And where cars are cooler, there we will give birth.
O_O

I went to the NHTU to submit documents for admission.
I took the form, sat down, filled it. Here a girl touches me and asks, "What is my average score in the rating if all five?"

I gave your opinion, and my reproductive organ was the axis.

When on the book of Emily Bronte "The Grove Passage" they write: "The favorite book of Bella and Edward from "Summerick"!", I want to take and scratch the cover.

I forgot to buy my swimming glasses.

I have somewhere in my house.

And I lost my ones...what am I going to clean the onions now?! to

I’m throwing out that atlas.
“No, please, I want to study geography with her.I don’t know where Bolivia is, for example.
This is an atlas of history for the 6th class-there Russia until the 14th century!! to
Is there no Bolivia?? to

HardCorE: A lot of fat, protein and carbohydrates on the keyboard

I liked his taste so much that he liked my friend too :(

I sent you a message, did you see?
and no. and where? In the ash?
No, this is...
On the Facebook?
and no.
On the Twitter? by SMS? At what number?
and no. to the mail.
In the mail? With Jimmie?
...
Let’s meet and I will tell you out loud.

There is nothing more concentrated in the world than a man brewing eggs.

During the course of exercise, your body will become so mobile and flexible that you can have oral sex with yourself. This is of course the true purpose of yoga. Just the yoga masters don’t say anything about this aspect. You’ve ever noticed a smile on their faces – as if they know something, right?

The case was during the time of student work: they gave intellectual work on signing envelopes (300 pieces). All would be nothing, but here is the address pumped: Mr. Tver, ul. M is bound. On the second hundred signed envelopes I notice that I write the address slightly wrong: ul. B is moving. I laughed and cried at the same time for a long time.

A stitch burned a cleaner in the kitchen - she drank office milk, I greeted, and she swallowed

XXX: I had a couple of acquaintances, have met for several years.
xxx: she was already in the mood for the wedding, and he was not enthusiastic about it.
Well, they sit in the company once, and the conversation went on about who's life is going on.
xxx: she hinted to him, said "My girlfriends are all married!"
He looked at her so closely and grinned:
What are you, fool, not married?

The idiots are allowed here, right?
YYY: Well I am here.
xxx yes yes yes.

Some cats weigh more than the Ethiopian kindergarten group.