His colleague Sisadmin said:
Collected he means cartridges from the whole enterprise in a package that would give to refuelling. I brought the girls to the service stand and said don’t touch this on the gasoline, I’ll take it later. The next day the package disappeared, cannot be found.
Asks the girls: "Where is the package with the cartridges?"
The girl says, "You said to the gasoline, I decided to take them to the gasoline."
He" to which fuel?"
Girl:"Now next to our building is a gas station where cars are refuelling"

The thin are mocked by the fat, the fat are mocked by the pumped, the mocked are mocked by the thin, and I am just mocked by those who are mocked by someone.

I googled here, where you can swim in Veliky Novgorod, found a branch on the forum, the last post from 2005.
Do you know what the discussion of bathing places ended nine years ago?
by Khokhlosrač.

Life is a terribly symmetrical thing, only it happens at different times.
Half of girls in their 20s say "Do you like it? Meanwhile, half of men say the same at 40 years of age.

xxx: "Ex-Minister of Defense Anatoly Serdyukov did not know about the robbery at OJSC "Obronservice", but they became possible due to his trusting relationship with the former head of the property relations department Yevgeny Vasilyeva, the state accusation believes."
YYY: Ah, I have seen
Yyy: the UFO would rather kidnap him than he would sit down.

From Habr, comment to the article about the young designer "how I got to Google"

"O, class — Google finally hired a designer, now things will go better ;)"

News on Yandex:
"Russia will have its own social network"

XXX: What do you think?

When I was asked if I knew JJ, I replied: Well, a little bit.
Now I have learned it again and I can confidently answer the same question "no";

Representative of the car:
The video with the presentation of Lada West has already gained more than 400,000 views, which means that people are waiting for this model.

and naive. Maybe they just want to crack...

(I can’t turn the phone on)
xxx come here. You need a gentle man’s hand.
YYY: With a paddle...

Not in Satan’s Rockets and Nuclear Cruisers. This is not the Soviet Union.

The Soviet Union is when the old grandmother, my neighbor, a girl, was taken by the Bolsheviks and moved from the basement to a normal apartment. and free.
The Soviet Union is where education is free, including higher education, and at the same time the highest quality in the world.
The Soviet Union is when pioneering camps and children’s sanatoriums are built on petrodollars, not yachts with blades worth like a large anti-submarine ship and not two-storey airliners for 500 people for personal use.
This is when you walk in the streets of your hometown, but he is not confused with the clutch wire, and the surveillance cameras at each washing are not overwhelmed, as in a concentration camp, and mint without machines and even without oaks, and the crime rate is one of the lowest in the world, and the street so much more.
This is when on the TV is not glamorous shadows in pink fears, and not bodies of mountains, but something that makes you think.

The quote about reading before the handshake of the answers from the soap lost all charm after replacing it with the "reading of comments". Now those who have not seen the original option are simply confused at best. And in general, I see, in connection with the new "type law", the whole mat is implacably cut off in the Main and in the Best. I personally oppose its excessive use in real, but some quotes lose all meaning when outcasting. It turns out like an anecdote about a worker in a kindergarten.
Vassula, who was born?
- No one matured, just Fedy dropped me on the head with a melted lead from a pebble, well, I told him that I should be more attentive and careful to my companion.

- Well, maybe he has a new grandmother, and now you lack the strength.
Do you think the tongue will fall? Everyone seems to know how big and thick I am putting on betrayal.
He is embarrassed.
Are we talking about one person?
So he is ashamed to say not about grandmother that he lacks strength for you.

Everyone, most importantly, is serious.
He desires others.
He does not understand, Barbos,
He’s laughing too!
(Barbos by B. Zachoder)

I am for what? Catch the "drop down the scratch, return the scratch". Do not comment shit, post the shredder. < 3

Anyone who writes comments on various types of holiwares should urgently push a teaspoon pen into the USB connector. This will enhance the power of your comp. is verified.

I don’t understand how people make the blue screen of death.

from Zdolbali - "...he was in jail. He sold drugs at the age of 17 to everyone and everyone who took them. ...
... society does not care that he is not a maniac and a bandit, the very word “judgment” already creates a deplorable picture..."
Sorry girl, but this is shit. I have an adequate attitude towards those who have been convicted, to those who have failed, etc. Yes, youth, mistakes, sometimes it really gives a very negligent many impulses in the brain and educates a person.
The pirate is here. Selling drugs to the left is harmless. Well, he was just entering into commodity-money relations, what was there. Of course, it is not specified what exactly he traded there, but harm (with possible addiction, aggravation and fatality) to dozens of people is not such a harmless thing.
Maniac (they are not just murderers, the stalker is also a maniac, etc.) Or a bandit is far from clearly worse/better than a small local drug dealer.

How to become a developer:
1st Fuck it, fuck it.
2nd You make items that you like. Those that don’t like, don’t do.
Three Here you are the developer.

As a child, I was impressed by the beauty and unpredictability of our language. We had five years of such a divorce: you are told the word, and you put it in the phrase "I with #word# under the balcony". For example, "I with the dog under the balcony". And when it came to the word roulette, everyone began to rust, and I stood and amazed at the richness of Russian language.
Later I was shocked by the words of one of my uncles, who turned on the paved sidewalk.

Posted at 13:06, Wednesday
X: Yyy, what do we have an inuit?? to
Posted at 16:25, Wednesday
YYY: all standards
Posted at 16:25, Wednesday
The most important thing is to answer in time :)))
Posted at 16:26, Wednesday
YYY: Well you also ask what is going on with inet at the moment when something is wrong with inet.